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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

For a G & T with lots of ice?

Sat in garden, sun is blaring down.

Could do with a naked barman!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some earlier and it's made me sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just the right time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah....its always 5 o clock somewhere

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

As long as the sun is over the yardarm, it's never too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

You are twisting my arm ladies

Just waiting for the naked barman to turn up!

Jo x

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman"

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

No. Im an hour ahead though

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

I'd love to be outside drinking right now but a) its wetter than an otters pocket and b) I'm still on antibiotics.

Boo!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's wine o'clock somewhere lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got stella with me as we speak (don't judge me ) haha

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"got stella with me as we speak (don't judge me ) haha"

Not judging here

Does it count if I have it in a mug?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got stella with me as we speak (don't judge me ) haha

Not judging here

Does it count if I have it in a mug?

Jo x"

oooo jo what talking stella ,beer hit with jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got stella with me as we speak (don't judge me ) haha

Not judging here

Does it count if I have it in a mug?

Jo xoooo jo what talking stella ,beer hit with jo"

*hit me with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks "

I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.

I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd say it's gin o clock

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Currently drinking gin myself. The early bird catches the worm!

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks

I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.

I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though "

I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm

Just getting the mower out!

Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!

Jo x

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By *ustyshowoffCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

We’ve already had two but we are two hours ahead of you.

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Currently drinking gin myself. The early bird catches the worm!"

Think you are right, maybe my reward for mowing the lawn

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks

I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.

I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though

I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm

Just getting the mower out!

Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!

Jo x

"

I could mow the lawn but like reward jo

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks

I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.

I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though

I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm

Just getting the mower out!

Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!

Jo x

I could mow the lawn but like reward jo "

I can do rewards, only if it's a job well done though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks

I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.

I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though

I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm

Just getting the mower out!

Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!

Jo x

I could mow the lawn but like reward jo

I can do rewards, only if it's a job well done though!

"

I am very hard worker Jo I do lot of things hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not! Enjoy

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Absolutely not! Enjoy "

It's a good job it's only a small lawn

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely not! Enjoy

It's a good job it's only a small lawn

X"

it's ok have something big to make up for it for you Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s peroni time

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It’s peroni time "

I have some in the fridge, but I'm not a beer drinker

You are welcome to them

Jo x

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'd join you Jo, but I'm likely be struck by lightning if I went outside right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This naked barman comes with a selection of Gins. Many tonics and loves making G & T’S

Disclaimer. Not a real barman

Ooh love flavoured tonic.

I see from your pics you are handy with a mower, so whilst you are here you could give that a going over, thanks

I’m currently drinking Malfy Con Limone with elderflower tonic and filled to the top with ice.

I’m good with my hands so mowing your lawn should be fine. Only if you are watching the whole time though

I've resorted to orange and sparkling water atm

Just getting the mower out!

Wouldn't want to be dr*nk in charge of a flymo!

Jo x

"

Safety first right

That’s why I also mow naked in steel toe caped boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s peroni time

I have some in the fridge, but I'm not a beer drinker

You are welcome to them

Jo x "

Very kind of you

I’ll drink the lager whilst you sip gin and sun yourself

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

IPA for me please OP

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine

X

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine

X"

How can you skip the gin?

You heathen!

Can you come and mow my lawn for me?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Far too early

Shameful

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine

X

How can you skip the gin?

You heathen!

Can you come and mow my lawn for me? "

Depends, have you got a big one??

X

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine

X

How can you skip the gin?

You heathen!

Can you come and mow my lawn for me?

Depends, have you got a big one??

X"

About average for a semi

But it's currently growing out of control

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By *llaboutthewife OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Lawn done, skipped gin, straight to chilled wine

X

How can you skip the gin?

You heathen!

Can you come and mow my lawn for me?

Depends, have you got a big one??

X

About average for a semi

But it's currently growing out of control "

I'm very good at bringing control to unruly situations

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never too early!

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