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"Why won’t this shampoo bottle go in my ass" Try conditioner first ![]() | |||
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"Omg coz you have to keep up with the younger generation ![]() This is true, I don’t know what half of it means ![]() | |||
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"Christ or Crikey on a (fucking) bike!" Do you laugh whilst say it ![]() | |||
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"Why won’t this shampoo bottle go in my ass Try conditioner first ![]() Now that’s a thought ![]() | |||
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"I’m in love with a starship trooper " You say that out loud ![]() | |||
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"Christ or Crikey on a (fucking) bike!" Its Jesus crist on a bike like mick ![]() | |||
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"Christ or Crikey on a (fucking) bike! Do you laugh whilst say it ![]() It's normally said in a deadpan/mild annoyance kind of way | |||
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"What the bibbity bobbety fuck! You're a grade A weapon " I,like those ![]() | |||
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"Suck my dick. Even thou I don't have a dick. " I like saying “and who ties your shoelaces in the morning” ![]() | |||
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"Why won’t this shampoo bottle go in my ass Try conditioner first ![]() ![]() It will be nice and soft too ![]() | |||
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"What the bibbity bobbety fuck! You're a grade A weapon I,like those ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fucking Prrrrrrrrick" You must talk to your screen an awful lot ![]() | |||
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"Oh fucketty bollocks is my fave " I like how that sounds ![]() | |||
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"Why won’t this shampoo bottle go in my ass Try conditioner first ![]() Try wash and go ![]() | |||
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"Oh fucketty bollocks is my fave I like how that sounds ![]() It's very satisfying ![]() | |||
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"Carry on, just felt like saying it.. What do you like saying out loud when no one can hear you on here ![]() Shutting fucking shit | |||
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"Fucking Prrrrrrrrick" Prrrrrick! That my favourite one. | |||
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"“... of course” is impossible for me not to say out loud haha Usually after getting a reply from a “couple” or looking at a “couple’s” profile and seeing a status that says “Mrs taking few weeks off so only Mr playing”, then seeing the photos are all dick pics and there’s a veri from 2011" Sorry We have updated the profile now ![]() | |||
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"Carry on, just felt like saying it.. What do you like saying out loud when no one can hear you on here ![]() Cuntflaps | |||
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"SHUT UP I just felt I needed to say it again I come back and it’s like we’re stuck in an endless cycle of ‘praise me’ And breathe ![]() Calm ![]() | |||
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"SHUT UP I just felt I needed to say it again I come back and it’s like we’re stuck in an endless cycle of ‘praise me’ And breathe ![]() ![]() Didn’t take long ![]() | |||
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"SHUT UP I just felt I needed to say it again I come back and it’s like we’re stuck in an endless cycle of ‘praise me’ And breathe ![]() ![]() ![]() It never does ![]() | |||
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"I'm always screaming "stop it cheeky!" in my dreamy sleep time.... ![]() This.... | |||
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"I'm always screaming "stop it cheeky!" in my dreamy sleep time.... ![]() Jesus Christ Nippy ![]() | |||
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"I'm always screaming "stop it cheeky!" in my dreamy sleep time.... ![]() ![]() I guess we ARE similar, except for the beard..... ![]() | |||
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"Mother fucker!" I shout at the screen...who the fuck dressed you this morning ![]() | |||
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"I'm always screaming "stop it cheeky!" in my dreamy sleep time.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Which one of us had the beard, I’ve forgot ![]() | |||
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"Bugger me! I have some pegs to pegg you ![]() Peg me Cheeky! | |||
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"Bugger me! I have some pegs to pegg you ![]() By the ears ![]() | |||
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"Bugger me! I have some pegs to pegg you ![]() ![]() Oh you sweet talker ![]() | |||
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"Bugger me! Not like that ![]() ![]() You're easy, I thought you said you didn't follow instructions.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cockwomble & Twunt, because sometimes twat an cunt just aren’t enough on their own, ![]() I’m going to start using Twunt. Great word. ![]() | |||
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"Bugger me! Not like that ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was doing it anyway and thought I'd make you feel important.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well fuck you very much. Grow the fuck up I don't fucking Care Bear Fuck that shit Fuck it and fuck you. Well that's just fucked up. Basically, a lot of the "F" word from Mrs Potty Mouth Dayna! " f word always seems to fit very well for various situations so I like your potty mouth lol partial to fuck it and fuck you myself and fucking fucktard or just twat to vary my tone a little x | |||
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"Cockwomble & Twunt, because sometimes twat an cunt just aren’t enough on their own, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cockwomble & Twunt, because sometimes twat an cunt just aren’t enough on their own, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh yes twunt I'm gonna add that to list like it | |||
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"What a knob jockey ![]() Yes! Knob jockey is Charlie's favourite. Debs likes a 'Go fuck yourself' | |||
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