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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them do it can be very sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip search at the airport. I hide a fiver in my bum hole and let the lead investigator keep it as a tip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx"

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say teeth, but reality is I'd probably look like a rabid bulldog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a really strong vacuum cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strip search at the airport. I hide a fiver in my bum hole and let the lead investigator keep it as a tip."

What if they wouldn’t have been your type? Too risky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using their teeth drives me wild!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Ooh good question.....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was going to also say teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would say teeth, but reality is I'd probably look like a rabid bulldog "

What if their whitey righties are really tight?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With a really strong vacuum cleaner. "

Hmmm. Wonder if that could also work as a flesh light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strip search at the airport. I hide a fiver in my bum hole and let the lead investigator keep it as a tip.

What if they wouldn’t have been your type? Too risky..."

I'm a man. Didn't you know the only type that a man wants is a willing type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Leave it on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Using their teeth drives me wild!"

What if they have crooked yellow teeth and you have to watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Ooh good question..... "

I’m expecting at least three suggestions from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to also say teeth "

What if their dentures fall out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With a really strong vacuum cleaner.

Hmmm. Wonder if that could also work as a flesh light?"

I'm always up for trying new things. I'll let you know how it went. If you don't hear from me, it's probably because I've been admitted to hospital...

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Another one for them using their teeth lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off "

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I like using teeth, or kneeling in front slowly pulling them down or odd time if they like it I have ripped them off. But also like to see them strip slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say teeth, but reality is I'd probably look like a rabid bulldog

What if their whitey righties are really tight? "

That could be problematic....Might be bite something I shouldn't

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

With words.

...I don't mean like suggestive, I mean actual magic words. Shazam, and all that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strip search at the airport. I hide a fiver in my bum hole and let the lead investigator keep it as a tip.

What if they wouldn’t have been your type? Too risky...

I'm a man. Didn't you know the only type tha

t a man wants is a willing type? "

I have a mate working at Heathrow security you’d like. 22 stone body builder with huge hands and really cute teardrops tattooed on his acne scarred face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With a really strong vacuum cleaner.

Hmmm. Wonder if that could also work as a flesh light?

I'm always up for trying new things. I'll let you know how it went. If you don't hear from me, it's probably because I've been admitted to hospital... "

Can I try? I’ll be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "
I like to leave them on and pull them to the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another one for them using their teeth lol"

Yeah but what they dribble all over you in their excitement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like using teeth, or kneeling in front slowly pulling them down or odd time if they like it I have ripped them off. But also like to see them strip slowly "

Not bad....

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I just tell them to take them off

I like unbuttoning shirts and Jean's and belts though

Less keen on boxers and socks

I'll watch

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would say teeth, but reality is I'd probably look like a rabid bulldog

What if their whitey righties are really tight?

That could be problematic....Might be bite something I shouldn't "

Poof! Game over

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

With a good strong hand, four fingers in through one thigh hole, out through the other, squeeze into a fist and yank as hard as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know "

I don't mean physically tearing it off, Hulk Hogan vest style, most women would give me a dig for ripping their lingerie! I just mean energetically pulling it off.

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

With hands trembling with lust

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With words.

...I don't mean like suggestive, I mean actual magic words. Shazam, and all that. "

God I love a dreamer. Don’t believe in magic until I see evidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? I like to leave them on and pull them to the side "

Yeah but what if they’re the lively sort and want to shake it up a bit with positions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just tell them to take them off

I like unbuttoning shirts and Jean's and belts though

Less keen on boxers and socks

I'll watch

Jo x "

A woman after my own heart. Respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With a good strong hand, four fingers in through one thigh hole, out through the other, squeeze into a fist and yank as hard as possible."

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat."

You think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know

I don't mean physically tearing it off, Hulk Hogan vest style, most women would give me a dig for ripping their lingerie! I just mean energetically pulling it off. "

Yeah but that could leave Chinese burn marks on the way down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With hands trembling with lust"

Mumbling ‘my precious’ too?

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With hands trembling with lust

Mumbling ‘my precious’ too? "

Depends.. is there a ring available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? I like to leave them on and pull them to the side

Yeah but what if they’re the lively sort and want to shake it up a bit with positions? "
Well put it this way, if its yours, its coming off really quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With hands trembling with lust

Mumbling ‘my precious’ too?

Depends.. is there a ring available? "

Yep. To rule them all

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

With your teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? I like to leave them on and pull them to the side

Yeah but what if they’re the lively sort and want to shake it up a bit with positions? Well put it this way, if its yours, its coming off really quickly "

Awww

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With hands trembling with lust

Mumbling ‘my precious’ too?

Depends.. is there a ring available?

Yep. To rule them all "

We wants it precious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With your teeth "

Yeah but what they’ve been drinking Guiness and black and leave black uranyl stains all over your fav white boxers?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know

I don't mean physically tearing it off, Hulk Hogan vest style, most women would give me a dig for ripping their lingerie! I just mean energetically pulling it off.

Yeah but that could leave Chinese burn marks on the way down..."

I've ripped them off before. They wanted it so didn't wear their best lingerie so it didn't matter. Just something that turned them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know

I don't mean physically tearing it off, Hulk Hogan vest style, most women would give me a dig for ripping their lingerie! I just mean energetically pulling it off.

Yeah but that could leave Chinese burn marks on the way down...

I've ripped them off before. They wanted it so didn't wear their best lingerie so it didn't matter. Just something that turned them on "

Oooh you devil you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat.

You think? "

Well it's what I've been told. Also, if someone is wearing the cheap stuff from Primark, standing next to an open flame removes it pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't remember."

This thread is all about imagination

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

With slow soft lingering kisses as my fingers expose an inch of skin at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him making me do it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know

I don't mean physically tearing it off, Hulk Hogan vest style, most women would give me a dig for ripping their lingerie! I just mean energetically pulling it off.

Yeah but that could leave Chinese burn marks on the way down..."

I'd have to rub some soothing ointment later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat.

You think?

Well it's what I've been told. Also, if someone is wearing the cheap stuff from Primark, standing next to an open flame removes it pretty quickly."

You play hardcore don’t ya?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

With them blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With slow soft lingering kisses as my fingers expose an inch of skin at a time"

You’d get away with that sensuous, slow stuff. I’ve no patience and would end up biting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat.

You think?

Well it's what I've been told. Also, if someone is wearing the cheap stuff from Primark, standing next to an open flame removes it pretty quickly.

You play hardcore don’t ya? "

After all that I now play alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Him making me do it "

How exactly? Just so all the lads on here know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With them blindfolded "

Pure class. Wouldn’t expect anything less from you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With a really strong vacuum cleaner.

Hmmm. Wonder if that could also work as a flesh light?

I'm always up for trying new things. I'll let you know how it went. If you don't hear from me, it's probably because I've been admitted to hospital...

Can I try? I’ll be gentle "

After careful consideration, the answer to your question is yes.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Let them do it, slow and teasing. Before I just rip it off

Ripping off isn’t as easy as you’d think you know

I don't mean physically tearing it off, Hulk Hogan vest style, most women would give me a dig for ripping their lingerie! I just mean energetically pulling it off.

Yeah but that could leave Chinese burn marks on the way down...

I've ripped them off before. They wanted it so didn't wear their best lingerie so it didn't matter. Just something that turned them on

Oooh you devil you.. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat.

You think?

Well it's what I've been told. Also, if someone is wearing the cheap stuff from Primark, standing next to an open flame removes it pretty quickly.

You play hardcore don’t ya?

After all that I now play alone."

Shocker.

Still time to redeem yourself though

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With a good strong hand, four fingers in through one thigh hole, out through the other, squeeze into a fist and yank as hard as possible."

Do that to me, tear my lingerie and a bill for new would be forwarded the next day to you. Had a guy in a club pulling on my lace all in one lingerie like he was on a horse. I stopped play and issued him with a stern warning and it kind of ruined the mood then....he had stretched the lace!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Ooh good question.....

I’m expecting at least three suggestions from you "

Depends on the underwear. I'm going to assume for the sake of my suggestions that we are talking boxers or briefs.....

1. Slide your hands down the back of the pants, squeeze the cheeks and then slide round to the front, pushing them downwards slightly as you do.

Wrap a hand around his cock, looking him in the eye as you do, and stroke while pulling the pants down a little.

Then kiss his lips, then let your mouth and tongue trail down his jaw, collarbone, chest, and stomach before looking back up at him again and licking the tip of his cock.

He's not going to care how the rest of the underwear comes off, but if you are sucking etc on the cock you can pull them down and off while fondling the arse and legs.

I'm not going to go into detail about the rest, that's personal choice and quite frankly I got a bit over excited there.... Lockdown is getting to me. Plus I have inspiration in my inbox.

2. Recreate the boing. It's sexy and fun. And efficient.

3. A flick knife. Keeps it interesting.

I ran out of ideas, exhausted myself with the first one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a big fan of having them pulled down slowly... teasingly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With a really strong vacuum cleaner.

Hmmm. Wonder if that could also work as a flesh light?

I'm always up for trying new things. I'll let you know how it went. If you don't hear from me, it's probably because I've been admitted to hospital...

Can I try? I’ll be gentle

After careful consideration, the answer to your question is yes. "

Result

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With a good strong hand, four fingers in through one thigh hole, out through the other, squeeze into a fist and yank as hard as possible.

Do that to me, tear my lingerie and a bill for new would be forwarded the next day to you. Had a guy in a club pulling on my lace all in one lingerie like he was on a horse. I stopped play and issued him with a stern warning and it kind of ruined the mood then....he had stretched the lace! "

OMG. As a fellow lace lover, I hope he was searching for his balls afterwards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With them blindfolded "

I like that one DC. They would need to be blindfolded to want to remove their undies with me

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By *oulja_01000Man
over a year ago

North East

Wave my magic wand... And 'poof' they disappear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Ooh good question.....

I’m expecting at least three suggestions from you

Depends on the underwear. I'm going to assume for the sake of my suggestions that we are talking boxers or briefs.....

1. Slide your hands down the back of the pants, squeeze the cheeks and then slide round to the front, pushing them downwards slightly as you do.

Wrap a hand around his cock, looking him in the eye as you do, and stroke while pulling the pants down a little.

Then kiss his lips, then let your mouth and tongue trail down his jaw, collarbone, chest, and stomach before looking back up at him again and licking the tip of his cock.

He's not going to care how the rest of the underwear comes off, but if you are sucking etc on the cock you can pull them down and off while fondling the arse and legs.

I'm not going to go into detail about the rest, that's personal choice and quite frankly I got a bit over excited there.... Lockdown is getting to me. Plus I have inspiration in my inbox.

2. Recreate the boing. It's sexy and fun. And efficient.

3. A flick knife. Keeps it interesting.

I ran out of ideas, exhausted myself with the first one.... "

Loving your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Tell him not to wear any in the first place so that when unbuttoning the trousers/jeans and unzipping them you get an immediate boing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a big fan of having them pulled down slowly... teasingly "

Yes but what does teasingly mean? 3 steps forward, 2 steps back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him making me do it

How exactly? Just so all the lads on here know "

Him taking control, commanding me at his pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wave my magic wand... And 'poof' they disappear! "

Show me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Tell him not to wear any in the first place so that when unbuttoning the trousers/jeans and unzipping them you get an immediate boing "

Knowing my luck he’d get his foreskin trapped in the flyer and it would be game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of those litter picker grabbers. Just remember to wipe the dog poo off of the end. Kind of ruins the mood somewhat.

You think?

Well it's what I've been told. Also, if someone is wearing the cheap stuff from Primark, standing next to an open flame removes it pretty quickly.

You play hardcore don’t ya?

After all that I now play alone.

Shocker.

Still time to redeem yourself though "

It'd have to be from behind with the person blindfolded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Before they even realise you've made a move. They look down a whoosh no underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Tell him not to wear any in the first place so that when unbuttoning the trousers/jeans and unzipping them you get an immediate boing

Knowing my luck he’d get his foreskin trapped in the flyer and it would be game over "

That made my eyes water and I haven't got a foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Before they even realise you've made a move. They look down a whoosh no underwear "

How you did that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Tell him not to wear any in the first place so that when unbuttoning the trousers/jeans and unzipping them you get an immediate boing

Knowing my luck he’d get his foreskin trapped in the flyer and it would be game over

That made my eyes water and I haven't got a foreskin "

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m a big fan of having them pulled down slowly... teasingly

Yes but what does teasingly mean? 3 steps forward, 2 steps back? "

Yes.... That.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ...... "

Now that sounds the start to some deeply erotic porn right there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a big fan of having them pulled down slowly... teasingly

Yes but what does teasingly mean? 3 steps forward, 2 steps back?

Yes.... That. "

Ffs that would drive me mad

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ......

Now that sounds the start to some deeply erotic porn right there. "

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over a year ago


"Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ......

Now that sounds the start to some deeply erotic porn right there.

"

That sounds like one of the winners on the thread Lorraine

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With them blindfolded

Pure class. Wouldn’t expect anything less from you... "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Tell him not to wear any in the first place so that when unbuttoning the trousers/jeans and unzipping them you get an immediate boing "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ......

Now that sounds the start to some deeply erotic porn right there.

That sounds like one of the winners on the thread Lorraine "

Really? I’d be laughing as I’m ticklish on my thighs.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ......

Now that sounds the start to some deeply erotic porn right there.

That sounds like one of the winners on the thread Lorraine

Really? I’d be laughing as I’m ticklish on my thighs."

Even if his hands are busy elsewhere taking your mind off being ticklish ?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With a good strong hand, four fingers in through one thigh hole, out through the other, squeeze into a fist and yank as hard as possible.

Do that to me, tear my lingerie and a bill for new would be forwarded the next day to you. Had a guy in a club pulling on my lace all in one lingerie like he was on a horse. I stopped play and issued him with a stern warning and it kind of ruined the mood then....he had stretched the lace!

OMG. As a fellow lace lover, I hope he was searching for his balls afterwards... "

Put it this way the session didn’t last much longer!!! Guys take heed! Please don’t damage our lingerie, its not sexy and it’s not fun!

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself "

Use your teeth and look them in the eye.

Their mind is racing away with images arousing them even more.

Appreciate what you discover (I am assuming it is a pleasing package).

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By being ordered to by a Dom

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

kneel behind her naked, and slowly lower her knickers as she is being kissed by her man.

then when her knickers are round her ankles take them slowly off as he fingers her above your head !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soft kisses down my thighs, his warm breath on my skin. He lifts my legs up then slowly removes my panties. I put my legs over his shoulders and ......

Now that sounds the start to some deeply erotic porn right there.

That sounds like one of the winners on the thread Lorraine

Really? I’d be laughing as I’m ticklish on my thighs.

Even if his hands are busy elsewhere taking your mind off being ticklish ? "

Hmmm. Maybe...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Push to one side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself

Use your teeth and look them in the eye.

Their mind is racing away with images arousing them even more.

Appreciate what you discover (I am assuming it is a pleasing package).

Enjoy"

Yeah but what if she’s feisty and her legs bash you in the nose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By being ordered to by a Dom "

What’s the fav way you’d like to be instructed?

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself

Use your teeth and look them in the eye.

Their mind is racing away with images arousing them even more.

Appreciate what you discover (I am assuming it is a pleasing package).

Enjoy

Yeah but what if she’s feisty and her legs bash you in the nose? "

Uhhmm

Tie her up and cut them off carefully.

The cutting may calm her to a frozen state....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"kneel behind her naked, and slowly lower her knickers as she is being kissed by her man.

then when her knickers are round her ankles take them slowly off as he fingers her above your head !! "

Ah the job of a professional knicker remover then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Push to one side"

Yeah but perhaps the session is going to be a lively one. Those knickers will get in the way...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There's no single "sexiest" way - it's all to do with the situation and what feels right at the time...seeing them slowly and seductively lowered while eye contact is being made can be just as sexy as whipping them down in one movement in the heat of passion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself

Use your teeth and look them in the eye.

Their mind is racing away with images arousing them even more.

Appreciate what you discover (I am assuming it is a pleasing package).

Enjoy

Yeah but what if she’s feisty and her legs bash you in the nose?

Uhhmm

Tie her up and cut them off carefully.

The cutting may calm her to a frozen state...."

We women love our lingerie you know...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Mauchline


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

I’ve known ladies remove them for me, while we were sat in the coffee house for a social. You just have to ask nicely......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the knee when they're wearing a short skirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no single "sexiest" way - it's all to do with the situation and what feels right at the time...seeing them slowly and seductively lowered while eye contact is being made can be just as sexy as whipping them down in one movement in the heat of passion "

Blah blah, depends/preferences answer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

I’ve known ladies remove them for me, while we were sat in the coffee house for a social. You just have to ask nicely......"

Oh I like....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over the knee when they're wearing a short skirt "

Elastic too loose?

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself

Use your teeth and look them in the eye.

Their mind is racing away with images arousing them even more.

Appreciate what you discover (I am assuming it is a pleasing package).

Enjoy

Yeah but what if she’s feisty and her legs bash you in the nose?

Uhhmm

Tie her up and cut them off carefully.

The cutting may calm her to a frozen state....

We women love our lingerie you know... "

Also true and damage to said lovely lingerie which arouses me even more would spoil the moment. I was trying to address the feistiness of the Lady. If she was being a brat and wanted the Dom side to come out cutting or threatening to cut off perhaps during a spanking might help.

I personally am not a fan of leave it on and put it to one side and carry on....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Mauchline


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

I’ve known ladies remove them for me, while we were sat in the coffee house for a social. You just have to ask nicely......

Oh I like.... "

It’s so horny when they pass them to you, still warm from their body......

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Angle Grinder

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Rip it off

Ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Bite it off Or tear off in a moment of passion

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Let them do it can be very sexy xx

Yeah but I’m a control freak. Want to do it myself

Use your teeth and look them in the eye.

Their mind is racing away with images arousing them even more.

Appreciate what you discover (I am assuming it is a pleasing package).

Enjoy

Yeah but what if she’s feisty and her legs bash you in the nose?

Uhhmm

Tie her up and cut them off carefully.

The cutting may calm her to a frozen state...."

Try cutting mine away and see what happens

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"There's no single "sexiest" way - it's all to do with the situation and what feels right at the time...seeing them slowly and seductively lowered while eye contact is being made can be just as sexy as whipping them down in one movement in the heat of passion

Blah blah, depends/preferences answer... "

And your point is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Angle Grinder"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rip it off

Ray"

Yeah but if she’s got long legs that doesn’t always work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Bite it off Or tear off in a moment of passion "

Bite it off? Man you must have good teeth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no single "sexiest" way - it's all to do with the situation and what feels right at the time...seeing them slowly and seductively lowered while eye contact is being made can be just as sexy as whipping them down in one movement in the heat of passion

Blah blah, depends/preferences answer...

And your point is? "

Give one definite example of your talent.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Rip it off

Ray

Yeah but if she’s got long legs that doesn’t always work..."

Like most things it's down to experiance, knowledge and technique lol

Ray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Uhhmm

Tie her up and cut them off carefully.

The cutting may calm her to a frozen state....

Try cutting mine away and see what happens "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rip it off

Ray

Yeah but if she’s got long legs that doesn’t always work...

Like most things it's down to experiance, knowledge and technique lol

Ray"

Ooooh Show off

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"There's no single "sexiest" way - it's all to do with the situation and what feels right at the time...seeing them slowly and seductively lowered while eye contact is being made can be just as sexy as whipping them down in one movement in the heat of passion

Blah blah, depends/preferences answer...

And your point is?

Give one definite example of your talent."

Have you not realised by now that I don't have any?

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Rip it off

Ray

Yeah but if she’s got long legs that doesn’t always work...

Like most things it's down to experiance, knowledge and technique lol

Ray

Ooooh Show off "

No just old and been round the block a few times lol

Ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spontaneously.. and then stuffing them in his pocket. A little souvenir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spontaneously.. and then stuffing them in his pocket. A little souvenir."

You need to chat to Doiluvfun. See above. I believe you could make his world spin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's no single "sexiest" way - it's all to do with the situation and what feels right at the time...seeing them slowly and seductively lowered while eye contact is being made can be just as sexy as whipping them down in one movement in the heat of passion

Blah blah, depends/preferences answer...

And your point is?

Give one definite example of your talent.

Have you not realised by now that I don't have any? "

Oooh that’s not true I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spontaneously.. and then stuffing them in his pocket. A little souvenir.

You need to chat to Doiluvfun. See above. I believe you could make his world spin "

Haha.. that would require me spinning my knickers around my index finger I suppose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spontaneously.. and then stuffing them in his pocket. A little souvenir.

You need to chat to Doiluvfun. See above. I believe you could make his world spin

Haha.. that would require me spinning my knickers around my index finger I suppose?"

Or sexily put them in his pocket

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Spontaneously.. and then stuffing them in his pocket. A little souvenir."

Nice touch.

Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any more ideas?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

With them blindfolded

I like that one DC. They would need to be blindfolded to want to remove their undies with me "

Oh Lois! I’m sure that’s not true

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You do mean if I’m wearing someone else’s underwear don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do mean if I’m wearing someone else’s underwear don’t you? "

Yes I want mine back.

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

I think after lockdown the question might be what's the fastest way to remove someone's undies lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"You do mean if I’m wearing someone else’s underwear don’t you?

Yes I want mine back. "

Sorry but it just feels so comfortable on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think after lockdown the question might be what's the fastest way to remove someone's undies lol"

This thread is like preparing us all. What’s your suggestion then?

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by


"I think after lockdown the question might be what's the fastest way to remove someone's undies lol

This thread is like preparing us all. What’s your suggestion then? "

Just don't wear any lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think after lockdown the question might be what's the fastest way to remove someone's undies lol

This thread is like preparing us all. What’s your suggestion then?

Just don't wear any lol "

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely teeth or very seductively with one hand while lying at the side of them

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Someone else does it, either than man or woman from another couple.

Or a team effort.

Also with lots of eye contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely teeth or very seductively with one hand while lying at the side of them "

Yeah but what about long legs? You’d have to have long arms to lie beside me and get them down my legs and over my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone else does it, either than man or woman from another couple.

Or a team effort.

Also with lots of eye contact "

Team work. Always a good one for interview questions

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Love it when you’re so engrossed wIth the kissing you haven’t even noticed they’ve slipped their hand down and removed them!

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said scissors??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Love it when you’re so engrossed wIth the kissing you haven’t even noticed they’ve slipped their hand down and removed them! "

Wow they must be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Teeth "

Hmmm. Really impractical in real life no? If I move I could easily damage his face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone said scissors?? "

You take scissors to a woman’s lingerie and you might not live much longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my theeth x

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Teeth

Hmmm. Really impractical in real life no? If I move I could easily damage his face..."

Go easy on them and they will enjoy it.

See the twinkle in their eye

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is? "

Touch my waist first , wisper slowly to me kissing my neck and holding my hair back with your right hand , let your left hand slowly following the back of my bra and let fingers touch the vibrations of my spine while my bra comes free ...

(Should i continue )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With ropes n claw thingies n shiz like a controversial statue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone said scissors??

You take scissors to a woman’s lingerie and you might not live much longer "

It can be replaced lol

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By *radfordguy665Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Set fire to them works everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sexiest way to remove someone’s underwear is?

Touch my waist first , wisper slowly to me kissing my neck and holding my hair back with your right hand , let your left hand slowly following the back of my bra and let fingers touch the vibrations of my spine while my bra comes free ...

(Should i continue )"

Another sensual being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why we should take it off

looks sexier when it's there

Just push it away from the drill way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With ropes n claw thingies n shiz like a controversial statue.... "

Nippy! Wake up! We’re talking about a living woman not one of your sex dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not straight away. Slowly, when I’m begging him to take them off

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

I don't understand the question. What is underwear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Set fire to them works everytime "

Are you having much luck on here?

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Definitely not straight away. Slowly, when I’m begging him to take them off "

Oh to be asked like that by Nora....

Thank you for the scene in my mind he writes with a glass of wine being enjoyed now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont wear underwear to remove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torn off with pure raw passion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely teeth or very seductively with one hand while lying at the side of them

Yeah but what about long legs? You’d have to have long arms to lie beside me and get them down my legs and over my feet "

Well you could slowly move your leg up the side of my body till I can slip them off your feet. Tops are always tricky but I am a one handed expert with a bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why we should take it off

looks sexier when it's there

Just push it away from the drill way "

Drill way? I despair....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely not straight away. Slowly, when I’m begging him to take them off "

You begging would be a sight indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont wear underwear to remove "

A woman after my own heart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely not straight away. Slowly, when I’m begging him to take them off

You begging would be a sight indeed "

it doesn’t happen often

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Scissors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Torn off with pure raw passion! "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly being followed by kisses and licking just teasing the pussy on the way down, running a tongue down the inner thigh, breathing on the wetness between my legs then off at the feet, sucking my toes before working that hot breath, wet lips and tongue back up as my legs start to open and my back arches in anticipation.

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