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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What the hell is that all about?

Discuss

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I want a heart shaped one or maybe a peach shaped one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I want a heart shaped one or maybe a peach shaped one "

Ergonomically designed - that’s a much better idea

Square though? My bum isn’t a box. Whoever came up with such a cruel design must obviously be a sadist of some note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the hell is that all about?

Discuss "

Perhaps they match a square sink unit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the hell is that all about?

Discuss "

I’ve no idea, do you want one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What the hell is that all about?

Discuss

Perhaps they match a square sink unit? "

It was indeed probably the deciding factor behind the design; and on that note may I subsequently bemoan those shallow, square wash basins....with the tap directly in the middle whereby washing ones face is rendered an impossibility as to lower ones face is to inevitably to bonk ones head

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What the hell is that all about?

Discuss

I’ve no idea, do you want one "

Good lord no wifey - we would both end up with square imprints on our behinds for hours after seating on it - not a good look at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re designed especially for square sausage fans and people that eat a lot of Birdseye potato waffles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the hell is that all about?

Discuss

I’ve no idea, do you want one

Good lord no wifey - we would both end up with square imprints on our behinds for hours after seating on it - not a good look at all "

But but but, I’ve bought you one for our wedding anniversary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They’re designed especially for square sausage fans and people that eat a lot of Birdseye potato waffles."

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"They’re designed especially for square sausage fans and people that eat a lot of Birdseye potato waffles."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or wombat inspired...they sh1t cubes.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What the hell is that all about?

Discuss

I’ve no idea, do you want one

Good lord no wifey - we would both end up with square imprints on our behinds for hours after seating on it - not a good look at all

But but but, I’ve bought you one for our wedding anniversary "

Ah....er....in that case, I absolutely LOVE square toilet seats and have always admired the ultramodern design. In fact, I have yearned with all my bum being to seat myself upon one of these wondrous things....

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I remember square car steering wheels...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Or wombat inspired...they sh1t cubes."

I heard that they then stack them up and play communal games of Jenga with them....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I remember square car steering wheels... "

I’ve just looked them up - groovy!

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