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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Minor or major?

I just stabbed my hand with a scalpel about 20 minutes ago. How about you?

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Broken shoulder, 3 ribs, collor bone, a car pulled out on me while cycling 4 years ago and I'm still suffering now.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I pulled a muscle yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poured boiling water over my hand when draining veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few minor ones the past couple of weeks. Currently sitting with a plaster on my thumb and my shins look like they've been attacked with a cheese grater!

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By *he-Curious-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Rhondda

Angle grinder to the finger

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Broke my finger in 2 places a few weeks ago chucking a rugby ball around with the boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strained my side again while rock climbing. My body is giving up on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Major I completely tore a ligament in my knee and damaged a disk due to a bad rugby tackle!

Last minor accidentally head butted the cupboard in kitchen this morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broke my finger in 2 places a few weeks ago chucking a rugby ball around with the boy. "

I done that once in London and again in Leeds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Broken shoulder, 3 ribs, collor bone, a car pulled out on me while cycling 4 years ago and I'm still suffering now. "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pulled a muscle yesterday"

A love muscle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my leg in February

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poured boiling water over my hand when draining veg "

Damn that broccoli

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

Tripped at work and broke my 5th metatarsal (foot bone) in two. Two years ago. Dr looked at x-ray and asked when I'd last broken my foot, as ends of bones showed wear on a previous (incomplete) fracture that hadn't healed.

I'd TOLD people it hurt when I walked a lot. No one believed me.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I scraped my eyelid a couple of weeks ago, flailing around when I was having a wank. It came up in a bright red scab that made me look like some pox ridden medieval peasant - not one of my better looks.

All healed well though, not a mark there now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to injure myself in the gym. I had a bulging disc which was protruding into my spinal cord. Whole of my left arm was in absolute agony for 6 months. Bedridden for 3 months. Worst pain I've ever had and pain killers gave no relief. All good now though

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Broken heart but put a band aid on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 5 months ago I caught two of my fingers on a table saw. Shaved the bone on my left middle finger. Not an overall pleasant experience.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Cut my big toe nail down to the quick by mistake! Torture worst pain ever

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Major - broken rib

Minor - I banged my toe

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

I sleepwalk when I'm stressed. I dreamt I was a princess, striding along my castle ramparts in a long swishy dress. Our terraced house didn't have ramparts...

I stepped off the top step, landing on my knees (deduced from bruising), bounced and woke up mid somersault as my thighs whooshed past my face. Landed on the edge of a step on my buttocks, bounced again. Landed in the hall with an outstretched hand breaking my fall.

Ex husband appears, "What the hell are you doing?"

Me, nakedly crumpled in the hall having been rudely awoken, "I.. I don't know!"

I went back to bed!

Next day, hand swollen, I find I've fractured a metacarpal and my little finger where I caught it on the bannister.

I consider myself to be incredibly lucky that I only impacted extremities or really fleshy bits! My head didn't hit anything at all!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"Broken heart but put a band aid on it "

Mines still broken....

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By *uckieboy10Man
over a year ago

glasgow

walked in to opened

door banged ma head big lump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 vertebrae in my neck, 2 in my back, 2 ribs, sternum and a bunch of nerve damage.

All at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitten on the leg by a tiger shark on holiday four years ago 80 stitches and a lovely scar to prove it .

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Minor or major?

I just stabbed my hand with a scalpel about 20 minutes ago. How about you?

"

Sore knees

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By *aurus1987Man
over a year ago

York

Right ankle, went inwards about 12 ear ago when i was at work. On the odd occasion it happens. Nearly went on me last week

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By *aurus1987Man
over a year ago

York


"I sleepwalk when I'm stressed. I dreamt I was a princess, striding along my castle ramparts in a long swishy dress. Our terraced house didn't have ramparts...

I stepped off the top step, landing on my knees (deduced from bruising), bounced and woke up mid somersault as my thighs whooshed past my face. Landed on the edge of a step on my buttocks, bounced again. Landed in the hall with an outstretched hand breaking my fall.

Ex husband appears, "What the hell are you doing?"

Me, nakedly crumpled in the hall having been rudely awoken, "I.. I don't know!"

I went back to bed!

Next day, hand swollen, I find I've fractured a metacarpal and my little finger where I caught it on the bannister.

I consider myself to be incredibly lucky that I only impacted extremities or really fleshy bits! My head didn't hit anything at all!"

God almighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my shoulder blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One leg went through a rotten barn floor on Wednesday and the cuts and bruised swollen leg is agony.

Took a chunk out of the fleshy bit of my hand yesterday on a screw which is hurting.

Generally feeling beaten up!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Angle grinder to the finger "
ouch.. Hopefully it was a grinding disk not a cutting one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken toe

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

Shagged knee while running. That was Sept and mot been able to do so since

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Ripped muscle in my rib cage. Very plainly for a long time 8 months later I still have to be careful.

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By *ssex-guyMan
over a year ago

Essex

Shattered tibial in 8 places just under my knee, metal plates and some lovey scars to show for it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved a little flesh off my shin when I was cutting grass a few weeks ago on a sloped bank which was still wet with dew. I slipped on the wet grass and my leg went under the lawnmower but my hand came off the safety lever when I slipped so it was slowing down when I fell. It's not bad now and it'll just end up another scar to add to the rest.

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By *orchOliverMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Minor injury would be a burn from a solder iron, major would be cycle crash resulting in being off my feet for 3 weeks.

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By *ohn n jodieCouple (MM)
over a year ago

warrington

I broke" sweat "once , horrible experience, never again

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