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If you owned a Forest....

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Apparently 1 in 10 Finns own a Forest. If you owned one what would you do with it? What adventures would await me if I came for a walk in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zorro would be waiting for you to teach you how to use your sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build lots of treehouses with interconnecting bridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Build lots of treehouses with interconnecting bridges "

Perfect!

Mine would have to have a steam with a nice waterfall..

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Zorro would be waiting for you to teach you how to use your sword"

No swords allowed in my forest Cheeky

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Build lots of treehouses with interconnecting bridges "

Would I need all that safety harness gear to play on the bridges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zorro would be waiting for you to teach you how to use your sword

No swords allowed in my forest Cheeky "

.....do we have to wear clothes

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Chop it and sell the wood.. with the profits.. buy more forest.. win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Build lots of treehouses with interconnecting bridges "

I want to be in the tree house next to yours

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Zorro would be waiting for you to teach you how to use your sword

No swords allowed in my forest Cheeky

.....do we have to wear clothes "

Rudimentary plant based garments are allowed... Cheeky what’s in your forest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we've all got our own treehouse, we've got a beautiful waterfall, we need a communal fire pit

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We have lots of trees where we live and a waterfall. So bring a sleeping bag, we will light a fire and stay up all night chatting and laughing and whatever else takes our fancy.

The next day we can have sausages cooked on the fire then go off and build dens, climb trees and play games with nerf guns. Doesn't that sound fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we've all got our own treehouse, we've got a beautiful waterfall, we need a communal fire pit "

Dens for the ones with fear of heights

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sod it, I'll just bring a decent bottle of red and two glasses

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a great big fence around it...my forest..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Awe that’s a nice idea PB

My forest would have a cathedral of Oaks where the sun streams through, an old fallen tree providing a seat In a place of contemplation and welcome sign for anyone walking by

No BBQs and No litter thank you! Take it home with you

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"We have lots of trees where we live and a waterfall. So bring a sleeping bag, we will light a fire and stay up all night chatting and laughing and whatever else takes our fancy.

The next day we can have sausages cooked on the fire then go off and build dens, climb trees and play games with nerf guns. Doesn't that sound fun."

What like those Nerf guns with the multi loader S600XL ammo attachments?

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Put a great big fence around it...my forest.. "

“That be my land”!

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By *onnaluvdollTV/TS
over a year ago

cork


"Chop it and sell the wood.. with the profits.. buy more forest.. win win "

I had a forest. Not as simple as that and working in the rain and cold.... Takes a special person to keep going at it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"Apparently 1 in 10 Finns own a Forest. If you owned one what would you do with it? What adventures would await me if I came for a walk in it? "

A Survival School for under privileged Children

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Apparently 1 in 10 Finns own a Forest. If you owned one what would you do with it? What adventures would await me if I came for a walk in it? "

I thought that said wank not walk.

Disappointed

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"We have lots of trees where we live and a waterfall. So bring a sleeping bag, we will light a fire and stay up all night chatting and laughing and whatever else takes our fancy.

The next day we can have sausages cooked on the fire then go off and build dens, climb trees and play games with nerf guns. Doesn't that sound fun.

What like those Nerf guns with the multi loader S600XL ammo attachments? "

You're welcome to bring any big toys

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Mine would be just as it grows naturally, with a glade full of wildflowers, and lots of birds and animals roaming free. No human built structures allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a great big fence around it...my forest..

“That be my land”!"

You got it. The rest of the world can go fuck itself, which it is currently doing. Special guests by invitation only..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Actually.. I would fence it off..

Coppice as needed and Introduce wild boar,no hunting etc

Safe haven for animals and birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha..I don t own it but I am giving complete control of how it is managed..it was my home for two years with no 4 walls..gorgeous . I work it with natures needs, I don t inflict human opinion upon it. You can expected beauty, wild creatures and there are my ropes and tree platform to enjoy..oh and my aerial silks.

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Apparently 1 in 10 Finns own a Forest. If you owned one what would you do with it? What adventures would await me if I came for a walk in it?

I thought that said wank not walk.

Disappointed "

For you Honey; I could make an exception

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Somewhere quiet to basha up for a bit of wild camping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let it be completely wild.

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

How big does it have to be before it's considered a forest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just own a simple forest. I'd name it Gump and let it be as nature decided. Except it'd have a lake with a diving board and sauna....

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

When does a wood become a Forrest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to lie, I would sit in it, one a day, and just be quiet.

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"How big does it have to be before it's considered a forest?"

I should have read this before repeating you. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not going to lie, I would sit in it, one a day, and just be quiet."

Best way..

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When does a wood become a Forrest? "

Go on..?

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish


"When does a wood become a Forrest?

Go on..?"

lol, I think you, OP should be answering this one!

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"When does a wood become a Forrest?

Go on..?

lol, I think you, OP should be answering this one!"

I’m stumped

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish


"When does a wood become a Forrest?

Go on..?

lol, I think you, OP should be answering this one!

I’m stumped "

Ha. So are the forests.

I grew up on a small "farm" (not in Finland) of 50 acres. Half + were woodlands. Not a forest by any stretch. What would I do with it now? Build a shed that blends into the woods and sit outside, breathing the air.

As a kid, we climbed through the ravines and looked out over the river and didn't realize that most people don't have that option.

When my dad dies, it'll be mine again, but til then....I just go there and enjoy while I can.

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By *ixieandfairyCouple
over a year ago

St Helier


"When does a wood become a Forrest?

Go on..?

lol, I think you, OP should be answering this one!

I’m stumped

Ha. So are the forests.

I grew up on a small "farm" (not in Finland) of 50 acres. Half + were woodlands. Not a forest by any stretch. What would I do with it now? Build a shed that blends into the woods and sit outside, breathing the air.

As a kid, we climbed through the ravines and looked out over the river and didn't realize that most people don't have that option.

When my dad dies, it'll be mine again, but til then....I just go there and enjoy while I can."

Sounds like heaven!

I just love trees, they have such a calming presence, I always seek them out.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'd try and restore it to it's former glories and get it into the Premiership with the ultimate aim of a Champions League win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine would be like The

Blair Witch!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I'd try and restore it to it's former glories and get it into the Premiership with the ultimate aim of a Champions League win "

Blimey.. Humour at last I commend you..

Well done

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish


"When does a wood become a Forrest?

Go on..?

lol, I think you, OP should be answering this one!

I’m stumped

Ha. So are the forests.

I grew up on a small "farm" (not in Finland) of 50 acres. Half + were woodlands. Not a forest by any stretch. What would I do with it now? Build a shed that blends into the woods and sit outside, breathing the air.

As a kid, we climbed through the ravines and looked out over the river and didn't realize that most people don't have that option.

When my dad dies, it'll be mine again, but til then....I just go there and enjoy while I can.

Sounds like heaven!

I just love trees, they have such a calming presence, I always seek them out. "

I've heard, lately, that we should hug a tree when the urge to meet up with someone gets too strong! Need to find that article. Hugging trees is good though. I had a Native American friend (Ojibwe) who hugged every tree she could, when we went on walks.

I do understand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build a tree house

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By *ixieandfairyCouple
over a year ago

St Helier


"When does a wood become a Forrest?

Go on..?

lol, I think you, OP should be answering this one!

I’m stumped

Ha. So are the forests.

I grew up on a small "farm" (not in Finland) of 50 acres. Half + were woodlands. Not a forest by any stretch. What would I do with it now? Build a shed that blends into the woods and sit outside, breathing the air.

As a kid, we climbed through the ravines and looked out over the river and didn't realize that most people don't have that option.

When my dad dies, it'll be mine again, but til then....I just go there and enjoy while I can.

Sounds like heaven!

I just love trees, they have such a calming presence, I always seek them out.

I've heard, lately, that we should hug a tree when the urge to meet up with someone gets too strong! Need to find that article. Hugging trees is good though. I had a Native American friend (Ojibwe) who hugged every tree she could, when we went on walks.

I do understand it."

Yes I hug them too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have about 120 acres of mainly foothill slope forest here at the Paw. My house used to be a hunting lodge, but has not been for 3 years. The animals are starting to come back and that is how it will stay

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Good foresting fabsters

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cut the trees down, tarmac it, charge people a fiver to park there.

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By *olarbear73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cut the trees down, tarmac it, charge people a fiver to park there. "

You live near junction 6 huh?!

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