FabSwingers.com forum: Who’s having crumpet......

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

for supper tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please."

Yes, you can have a slice of my crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for supper tonight?

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now you said that I may have to get one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please.

Yes, you can have a slice of my crumpet

A slice? Wtf? How big’s your crumpet then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"for supper tonight?

now you said that I may have to get one xx

Only one???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please.

Yes, you can have a slice of my crumpet

A slice? Wtf? How big’s your crumpet then?

The standard 9 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for supper tonight?

now you said that I may have to get one xx

Only one???

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yes with lots of hot dripping butter mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just eaten quavers so I’ll have crumpet in the morning with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please.

Yes, you can have a slice of my crumpet

A slice? Wtf? How big’s your crumpet then?

Must be a euphemism

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"for supper tonight?

now you said that I may have to get one xx

Only one???

yes with lots of hot dripping butter mmmm

That’s just sounds utter filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please.

Yes, you can have a slice of my crumpet

A slice? Wtf? How big’s your crumpet then?

Must be a euphemism

Still not going to share a crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for supper tonight?

now you said that I may have to get one xx

Only one???

yes with lots of hot dripping butter mmmm

That’s just sounds utter filth

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only way xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

WHAT!!! They’re a poor mans crumpet they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

Posh

You know me, posh as a posh thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

WHAT!!! They’re a poor mans crumpet they are

Shhhhht before I shove that crumpet up your poo pipe

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

WHAT!!! They’re a poor mans crumpet they are

Shhhhht before I shove that crumpet up your poo pipe

It’ll cut out the middle man cause that’s were it’s reappear in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

Posh

You know me, posh as a posh thing

Posh as fook

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"for supper tonight?

I’ll have some of you bring it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like crumpets

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Just chomped on the strawberry at the bottom of my glass. I was very satisfied with that until I seen the mention of crumpet

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"for supper tonight?

I’ll have some of you bring it over

Which part of me would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not because I don't have any but now I really want one

Damn you!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well I'm not because I don't have any but now I really want one

Damn you! "

I have 2, would you like me to give you one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m now eating them. Too much temptation in this thread

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m now eating them. Too much temptation in this thread

You’re a sinner by giving in to temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes with chive & onion philadelphia cheese and black pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m now eating them. Too much temptation in this thread

You’re a sinner by giving in to temptation

I have Seriously spread soo.... Worth it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m now eating them. Too much temptation in this thread

You’re a sinner by giving in to temptation

I have Seriously spread soo.... Worth it

You’ve seriously spread?

now there’s a picture

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

No way! Much horribleness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m now eating them. Too much temptation in this thread

You’re a sinner by giving in to temptation

I have Seriously spread soo.... Worth it

You’ve seriously spread?

now there’s a picture

Get your mind out the gutter. It’s the name of the cheese spread!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No way! Much horribleness"

WHAT!!! How dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way! Much horribleness"

Whaaaat??

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m now eating them. Too much temptation in this thread

You’re a sinner by giving in to temptation

I have Seriously spread soo.... Worth it

You’ve seriously spread?

now there’s a picture

Get your mind out the gutter. It’s the name of the cheese spread!

I like your ‘spread’ then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late to be eating carbs

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"for supper tonight?

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ohhhh lovvvvveee them ,

Can't beat warburtons , lightly toasted , loads of butter and when in you he mood , grates cheese ,, yummiiieee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm not because I don't have any but now I really want one

Damn you!

I have 2, would you like me to give you one?

Yes please

Hang on, we are talking about food right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late to be eating carbs

Nooo crumpets morning noon and night

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well I'm not because I don't have any but now I really want one

Damn you!

I have 2, would you like me to give you one?

Yes please

Hang on, we are talking about food right?

We’re talking about something that goes in your mouth

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Love a crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm not because I don't have any but now I really want one

Damn you!

I have 2, would you like me to give you one?

Yes please

Hang on, we are talking about food right?

We’re talking about something that goes in your mouth

As long as I can bite it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had salad, after providing crumpets for my daughter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put mushrooms on mine?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"No way! Much horribleness

WHAT!!! How dare you

More for you. You should be grateful

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"No way! Much horribleness

Whaaaat??"

I'll have a toasted teacake instead please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I put mushrooms on mine? "

You bring the shrooms,I'll bring the crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going against the grain and having a toasted tea cake

Posh

You know me, posh as a posh thing

Posh as fook

I am! Classy as a classy thing

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well I'm not because I don't have any but now I really want one

Damn you!

I have 2, would you like me to give you one?

Yes please

Hang on, we are talking about food right?

We’re talking about something that goes in your mouth

As long as I can bite it

OK then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about giant crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about giant crumpets? "

Now we’re talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about giant crumpets?

Now we’re talking

They are awesome

Did I just say awesome

I'm 56 ffs, I'm going bed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"for supper tonight?

I’ll have some of you bring it over

Which part of me would you like?

I thought you were talking about crumpet though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"for supper tonight?

I’ll have some of you bring it over

Which part of me would you like?

I thought you were talking about crumpet though

You said I’ll have some of you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"for supper tonight?

I’ll have some of you bring it over

Which part of me would you like?

I thought you were talking about crumpet though

You said I’ll have some of you

Did not

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Poached eggs on mine. Egg yolk and butter soaking into them.... Then a creamy explosion in your mouth as you bite into it...I'm hungry now. And no crumpets in the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt refuse a brioche. Crumpets are not my first pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about giant crumpets? "

Cut in little pizza like slices?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Crumpets with lashings of salted butter.. yes please."

Please please i also want some

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"for supper tonight?

I’ll have some of you bring it over

Which part of me would you like?

I thought you were talking about crumpet though

You said I’ll have some of you

Oh damn it!!!! Stupid typo

Well now I just look silly. Ok fine I’ll take all of you please. I’ll still have some crumpets too

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