FabSwingers.com forum: Tea and sympathy please ...

By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

Emm here ... Tonight is AbFab's bi night. We attend now and again - not as often as we'd like though because of work the next morning.

Of course, tonight is special as there's another bank holiday tomorrow (yayy) so the chances are it'll be busier and lots of fun.

Yesterday morning 'Mother Nature' paid me her monthly visit 5 DAYS EARLY and it's a 'check every 15 minutes' scenario. If I went tonight, I wouldn't be able to go in the pool or jacuzzi and definitely wouldn't be able to play. So thinking it's not worth going at all. How gutted am I?

As the thread title says - tea and sympathy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i went to the Doctors when i had a social to attend with a rather scrummy man and got a tablet that delayed it.. worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the tablets only work before you actually come on (unless there are some new ones out)

And as you have to take them from5 days before you ate due in in this circumstance wouldn't have helped

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - sorry forget to say you do have my sympathy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Awwwwwwwwwwwww one Earl Grey coming up.

Go anyway. Wear a hat that says GIVER.

Take some pics of your o/h getting it on with others.

Wank a few people off..

Wear latex panties with a hole in the back and let people feel your arse and rim you.

Get everyone in the place to suck your boobs and apply a few leccy shocks..

Dry hump a few chairs

Don't stay in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tablets ready for the same reason I got for when we go abroad so when I have a meet and I'm due I take the tabs and its great! Worth having some in cuboard. I just tell doctor I'm going away. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww u poor thing, I would be gutted x

There r tablets u can take to slow the flow, my friend take them but they don't stop it and I don't know what they r called

Hope it's not hurting too just to add to ur fun

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

Unfortunately it's a bank holiday and a) I'm not staying at home and b) it's not not really classed as an emergency so not really an option. Plus, I did it once and omg it messed my cycle up good and proper - I had a week long period from hell afterwards!

I just feel really, really, really pi$$ed off that I'm 5 days early - timing could't have been worse.

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Awwww u poor thing, I would be gutted x

There r tablets u can take to slow the flow, my friend take them but they don't stop it and I don't know what they r called

Hope it's not hurting too just to add to ur fun

I'm on those - they're called metafemic acid (or something like that). It's a 15 minute check WITH them! I'm at 'that time of life' (just pre-shrivel) and TOTM is just horrendous. Men have NO idea!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

pre shrivel ? Que ?

When will I notice this ? What is it ?

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"But the tablets only work before you actually come on (unless there are some new ones out)

And as you have to take them from5 days before you ate due in in this circumstance wouldn't have helped

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

I had the Mirena coil for over 10 years and, like you, had next to no periods. Went for my third replacement and not only was it grindingly painful having it inserted, I went into bitch mode and had nasty stomach pains after. I lasted 2 months and had it removed.

I was hoping to have dried up by now at my age!

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"pre shrivel ? Que ?

When will I notice this ? What is it ?"

Can't see you ever shrivelling Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Em I feel your pain had to cancel MMFM on Friday for same reason

no wise words just know you are not alone in this desperate hour

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Em I feel your pain had to cancel MMFM on Friday for same reason

no wise words just know you are not alone in this desperate hour

*Girlie hugs* ... thank you x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Awwww u poor thing, I would be gutted x

There r tablets u can take to slow the flow, my friend take them but they don't stop it and I don't know what they r called

Hope it's not hurting too just to add to ur fun

I'm on those - they're called metafemic acid (or something like that). It's a 15 minute check WITH them! I'm at 'that time of life' (just pre-shrivel) and TOTM is just horrendous. Men have NO idea!!"

I was on mefanaemic and transafemic acid combo...didn't have any effect. Talk to your doctor about Zoladex, an implant into your stomach which stops them altogether. It may give you symptoms of the menopause...but you're at "that age" already.

It's made a difference to my life, I don't have to be by the loo for three days every month...and no sweet cravings!

Shame about tonight, here, have a cup of rosey lee and a rich tea biccie.

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Awwww u poor thing, I would be gutted x

There r tablets u can take to slow the flow, my friend take them but they don't stop it and I don't know what they r called

Hope it's not hurting too just to add to ur fun

I'm on those - they're called metafemic acid (or something like that). It's a 15 minute check WITH them! I'm at 'that time of life' (just pre-shrivel) and TOTM is just horrendous. Men have NO idea!!

It's made a difference to my life, I don't have to be by the loo for three days every month...and no sweet cravings!

Shame about tonight, here, have a cup of rosey lee and a rich tea biccie.

That's a great tip - thanks. Are the implants hormonal because I'm a 'bigger lady' and diabetic and they're a bit funny about all stuff hormonal. Not to concerned about the menopausal symptoms - you're supposed to have hot flushes when partying hard!

I should've guessed the red flags were about to fly when we went to the cinema on Saturday night and I chomped my way through a bag of chocolate raisins - but it was either that or punch everyone in the auditorium!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Awwww u poor thing, I would be gutted x

There r tablets u can take to slow the flow, my friend take them but they don't stop it and I don't know what they r called

Hope it's not hurting too just to add to ur fun

I'm on those - they're called metafemic acid (or something like that). It's a 15 minute check WITH them! I'm at 'that time of life' (just pre-shrivel) and TOTM is just horrendous. Men have NO idea!!

It's made a difference to my life, I don't have to be by the loo for three days every month...and no sweet cravings!

Shame about tonight, here, have a cup of rosey lee and a rich tea biccie.

I'm a size 22 and 6.3 on whatever scale they use for diabetes, which as you know is 6.5, so you should be alright.

If I lose weight I won't become diabetic so there's my incentive. I don't have the sweet cravings. That said came across 30p 100g bars of chocolate in Sainsbury's. Had to buy plain, white and milk to test...and scoffed the lot!

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Awwww u poor thing, I would be gutted x

There r tablets u can take to slow the flow, my friend take them but they don't stop it and I don't know what they r called

Hope it's not hurting too just to add to ur fun

I'm on those - they're called metafemic acid (or something like that). It's a 15 minute check WITH them! I'm at 'that time of life' (just pre-shrivel) and TOTM is just horrendous. Men have NO idea!!

It's made a difference to my life, I don't have to be by the loo for three days every month...and no sweet cravings!

Shame about tonight, here, have a cup of rosey lee and a rich tea biccie.

I'm a size 22 and 6.3 on whatever scale they use for diabetes, which as you know is 6.5, so you should be alright.

I'll see my GP about this once my holiday is over - thanks!

As for the chocolate, my TOTM is the only time I ever really want it so it really should've been a clue. The only saving grace is that it wasn't a family sized bag of chocolate raisins(although I reckon I probably could've laid waste to one of those as well!)

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Mother Nature's a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww one Earl Grey coming up.

Go anyway. Wear a hat that says GIVER.

Take some pics of your o/h getting it on with others.

Wank a few people off..

Wear latex panties with a hole in the back and let people feel your arse and rim you.

Get everyone in the place to suck your boobs and apply a few leccy shocks..

Dry hump a few chairs

Don't stay in ...

Wow granny, I didn't know you had such imagination, want to go for drinks?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathy from me, got no tea though.

Go anyway, like Granny said you can still have loads of fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

I got one about 2 months ago, still waiting for it to work it's magic..been bleeding constantly so far

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

I got one about 2 months ago, still waiting for it to work it's magic..been bleeding constantly so far

yeah, i tried the pill that has the same hormones as the mirena to see if it would suit me. i bled every day for 6 weeks and my moods were either weepy or angry - and i mean likely to get arrested angry! apparently it would have settled in 6 months, but i decided it wasn't worth the risk of ending up in prison or a psychiatric holding ward!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

I got one about 2 months ago, still waiting for it to work it's magic..been bleeding constantly so far

haha! I'm gonna give it time, but if it's not sorted itself out by the time I'm ready to meet again, I may have a rethink

...not felt the urge to kill anyone yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just feel really, really, really pi$$ed off that I'm 5 days early - timing could't have been worse."

it could have been worse .... coulda started while playing... one of the guys could have come up with a face like a ribena berry

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

I just feel really, really, really pi$$ed off that I'm 5 days early - timing could't have been worse.

it could have been worse .... coulda started while playing... one of the guys could have come up with a face like a ribena berry

That made me chuckle ... and is true so thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry hump a few chairs! Granny you do push my chuckle button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Emm have a nice fennel tea from me. Xx

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Unfortunate but not exactly a big sympathy matter, way worse things have happened at far more inconviniant times. I've seen someone diagnosed with terminal cancer just after paying for their round the world tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunate but not exactly a big sympathy matter, way worse things have happened at far more inconviniant times. I've seen someone diagnosed with terminal cancer just after paying for their round the world tour."

Do you get asked 'back' to many parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to go! How to really bring down a thread.

I don't think the OP meant to trivialise more serious issues,( which she herself could have experienced), think this thread was just a rather wry take on nature and all her vagaries.

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

I was pointing out that unfortunate things happen and tea and sympathy isn't the solution. If something goes wrong then don't look at how big it is from the inside look at how small it is from the outside and be happy that it wasn't so bad, find a way to make up for it and enjoy yourself.

And for a fact Fia yes I do because I don't make friends with people who can't handle the facts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for a fact Fia yes I do because I don't make friends with people who can't handle the facts."

um... o-k

well, enjoy yer friends hon, they sound like a laugh-riot

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I posted a link the other day but it was removed .. will pm you,, why can you go in the water ?

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Theres a big diffrence between being fun and being delusional. Maybe you should have even the slightest idea what your talking about before you insult someone and maybe you should try much harder before you insult someones friends.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Actually dont understand why you ladies havent discovered that the dutch cap works so well in these instances. sex oral swimming all no problem . I used that method years ago and never had a no sex time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

note to self... must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"note to self... must try harder "

Wanna cup of tea Fia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"note to self... must try harder

Wanna cup of tea Fia?

Prefer a coffee if yer offering

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

I got one about 2 months ago, still waiting for it to work it's magic..been bleeding constantly so far

I'm sorry to say, I have you beat on that, had the Mirena coil fitted 204 days ago, have bleed for 146 of those days

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

I'll try harder to post on more serious issues in future and not on my trivial life hiccups ... for example - my dad died of terminal cancer just before my graduation ceremony. Serious enough for you?

FFS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I went with the coil - no periods at all lol

I got one about 2 months ago, still waiting for it to work it's magic..been bleeding constantly so far

I'm sorry to say, I have you beat on that, had the Mirena coil fitted 204 days ago, have bleed for 146 of those days

Thanks for that ladies ! Lol

I did have problems for first three months but after that it was brilliant. Only trouble was it was extremely painful putting it in and it needs changing shortly - not looking forward to that at all

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They're not all fat ladies.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll try harder to post on more serious issues in future and not on my trivial life hiccups ... for example - my dad died of terminal cancer just before my graduation ceremony. Serious enough for you?

FFS!!"

Don't worry after reading through his other postings he obviously takes life very seriously - especially for a 22 year old with no verifications

He needs to lighten up a touch not bring you down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS!!"

Ignorance is bliss

some people are so not worth any of your attention xx

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

FFS!!

Don't worry after reading through his other postings he obviously takes life very seriously - especially for a 22 year old with no verifications

He needs to lighten up a touch not bring you down x"

I hadn't read the guy's profile - maybe if I had I'd have bowed to his extensive life experience. (I have shoes older than this ...) Of course, I'm just 50 years old and have managed to get through this life with periods being the most traumatic event I've had to encounter.

Incidentally, I listened to the advice given and did go to the day and night event (with a bag full of emergency supplies). I did get a bit down in the mouth during the day as I couldn't do anything but at night, as granny suggested, I donned my glad rags and became 'giver' for the evening and had a jolly good time.

Thanks to everyone for your tea and sympathy - you helped me through one of the most monumentally traumatic days of my entire existence!! (said with tongue firmly in cheek for anyone who isn't quite experienced enough to differentiate between light-hearted and serious)

xxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I am so glad you went and enjoyed yourself.. well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sticks head in*

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh period talk leg it!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Having children older than you who also don't understand pathos and have had a senseofhumourectomy, I get your point.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"*sticks head in*

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh period talk leg it!"

Oh I wouldn't advise sticking your head in pet!

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"*sticks head in*

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh period talk leg it!

Oh I wouldn't advise sticking your head in pet!

Hahahahaha!!!! The imagery there ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS!!

Don't worry after reading through his other postings he obviously takes life very seriously - especially for a 22 year old with no verifications

He needs to lighten up a touch not bring you down x

xxx"

Did you dry hump a few chairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry to say, I have you beat on that, had the Mirena coil fitted 204 days ago, have bleed for 146 of those days

feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have problems for first three months but after that it was brilliant. Only trouble was it was extremely painful putting it in and it needs changing shortly - not looking forward to that at all

Painful? shit, they didn't tell me that, I got mine done at the same time as an op, so I was out for the count and didn't feel a thing

...hope your not so bad second time around x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xxx"

Brilliant! Glad to hear you made it through hon, we were all rootin' for ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have problems for first three months but after that it was brilliant. Only trouble was it was extremely painful putting it in and it needs changing shortly - not looking forward to that at all

Painful? shit, they didn't tell me that, I got mine done at the same time as an op, so I was out for the count and didn't feel a thing

...hope your not so bad second time around x"

Thank you. Must point out though I have only had ceasarians which apparently makes it hurt more because 'not stretched' by childbirth

But if you google it you will find many saying it hurts. Doctor advised me to take double doses of paracetamol and ibruprophen before I go and to ensure someone else drives home. The pain and cramping only lasted that evening though and had no other discomfort at all

Dispite this initial pain I still think its the best thing I have ever done contraception and period wise x

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

I did have problems for first three months but after that it was brilliant. Only trouble was it was extremely painful putting it in and it needs changing shortly - not looking forward to that at all

Painful? shit, they didn't tell me that, I got mine done at the same time as an op, so I was out for the count and didn't feel a thing

...hope your not so bad second time around x

Thank you. Must point out though I have only had ceasarians which apparently makes it hurt more because 'not stretched' by childbirth

Dispite this initial pain I still think its the best thing I have ever done contraception and period wise x

I "

I had the Mirena coil 3 times. First time was 6 months after I had my youngest and it was inserted very quickly with minimal discomfort (took maybe 20 seconds). Second and third times I could've done with some gas and air!! It took 20 minutes one time and thirty minutes the other ... and OMG the agony!! Maybe it depends on the skill of the person inserting it as much as anything.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I did have problems for first three months but after that it was brilliant. Only trouble was it was extremely painful putting it in and it needs changing shortly - not looking forward to that at all

Painful? shit, they didn't tell me that, I got mine done at the same time as an op, so I was out for the count and didn't feel a thing

...hope your not so bad second time around x

Thank you. Must point out though I have only had ceasarians which apparently makes it hurt more because 'not stretched' by childbirth

Dispite this initial pain I still think its the best thing I have ever done contraception and period wise x

I "

I had my (not mirena) coil fitted by the family planning clinic after my GP told me I'd be tricky. The first appointment I had the nurse was scathing about my GPs ability to judge and said she'd have no bother... One exam later and she admitted I'd need the consultant.

It did in fact take three consultants and two nurses...

But I didn't need pain relief and drove myself home after minimal discomfort - crampy discomfort.

BTW have done a little research on what to use for play when on a period. Search for Beppy soft comfort tampons

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

BTW have done a little research on what to use for play when on a period. Search for Beppy soft comfort tampons

Just had a look-see ... how can I put this delicately? Errm - where does all the backed up blood go? Or do you have to fish around up there, pull the Beppy out followed closely by a scarlet Tsunami?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

they're made of sponge so are absorbant. but they're also anatomically designed to be up there and have a (ahem) retrieval method...

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