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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because guys lie to us about size. Lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know. Something about driving backwards that I just don’t get

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Because guys lie to us about size. Lol

Did you know the size of a parking space was originally designed by a lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, I can, always reverse in only using wing mirrors. And I can reverse amazingly too, been congratulated on my skills many times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because bay parking wasn't part of the test route my local test centre went by so my instructor never bothered to teach me

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

How dare you

I can parallel park just fine so long as it's on the right hand side of the road

Why cant men hang a wet towel up?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t know. Something about driving backwards that I just don’t get

Would you like to reverse up to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know. Something about driving backwards that I just don’t get

I was just going to say that wonem can't reverse. Whenever I come across one in a back lane.. I think to myself oh fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have too much on their minds to focus solely on one task at a time

That's why men can't multi-task

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How dare you

I can parallel park just fine so long as it's on the right hand side of the road

Why cant men hang a wet towel up? "

Hey don’t make this about men now

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Leave ya to this one mate! May god be with you haha

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

We're too busy using the mirrors to do our make-up

For the record though, I can park and drive very well

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Because I am too easily distracted, knocked my wing mirror off reversing into a multi story car park space as I wasn't concentrating properly

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Erm, I can, always reverse in only using wing mirrors. And I can reverse amazingly too, been congratulated on my skills many times.

But have you been congratulated on your driving skills?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"We're too busy using the mirrors to do our make-up

For the record though, I can park and drive very well

We need proof of this bold statement

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

Some of us women can drive and reverse a hgv with trailer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good driver and have had my parking skills complimented many times

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Some of us women can drive and reverse a hgv with trailer

Do you have room for rumpy pumpy in your cabin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very competent driver and parker.

Women have to be in order to dodge male drivers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advanced driver & ex security driver , you should have seen me on the skid pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm, I can, always reverse in only using wing mirrors. And I can reverse amazingly too, been congratulated on my skills many times.

But have you been congratulated on your driving skills?

Haha yes that too!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m a good driver and have had my parking skills complimented many times

You can park on my drive anytime

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have to parallel park twice a day most days. Haven't hit anything yet

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Guess it's because they are not aware of the size of the car, pretty much like they're not aware of what 10 inches is

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have to parallel park twice a day most days. Haven't hit anything yet

I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

your a dead man walking

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm a very competent driver and parker.

Women have to be in order to dodge male drivers!! "

If you’re dodging male drivers then you’re obviously driving too fast or you’re on the wrong side of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a good driver and have had my parking skills complimented many times

You can park on my drive anytime

I can also reverse with a trailer

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Advanced driver & ex security driver , you should have seen me on the skid pad

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You could come in handy then the next time I try to ‘do’ a post office over

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"We're too busy using the mirrors to do our make-up

For the record though, I can park and drive very well

We need proof of this bold statement

Do you want me to come and do handbrake turns for you??

I think there's only one person on here that's ever been in the car with me...and he's quite happy for me to drive his car, so he can't think I'm that bad a driver

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

your a dead man walking

You’re not going to run me over are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

your a dead man walking

You’re not going to run me over are you?

Haha no prolly reverse over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

your a dead man walking

You’re not going to run me over are you?

Haha no prolly reverse over you

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I park a pickup truck perfectly thankyou!

Why can't men ask for directions?...

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I’m a good driver and have had my parking skills complimented many times

You can park on my drive anytime

I can also reverse with a trailer

Yes! G'won girl!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have to parallel park twice a day most days. Haven't hit anything yet

I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice

Haha no i genuinely haven't

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have no idea I don't drive.

But you should know better MrM.

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I park a pickup truck perfectly thankyou!

Why can't men ask for directions?..."

I’m not having it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oyRoy06Man
over a year ago

leighton buzzard

Judging by the parking skills i saw outside my store window today ... i can't agree that only women have trouble parking

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I was never taught to park between parked cars. I passed my test in 1987 and had never even driven round a roundabout. I did once try to park between 2 parked cars but smashed into one so never tried again.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have no idea I don't drive.

But you should know better MrM.

Jo.Xx "

You just drive D wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How dare you

I can parallel park just fine so long as it's on the right hand side of the road

Why cant men hang a wet towel up? "

You're supposed to hang them up?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

How is overt sexism loving or peaceful?

How can it be sexism if it’s overtly the truth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we struggle with measuring distance its because men lie about what exactly 8 inches looks like. 6 at best.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I can reverse park very well, unless it’s the wrong time of the month. My spatial awareness goes completely wrong then.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I was never taught to park between parked cars. I passed my test in 1987 and had never even driven round a roundabout. I did once try to park between 2 parked cars but smashed into one so never tried again."

What, never tried driving again?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m guessing guys have more spacial awareness, risk taking , absurd pride in mastering the pointless. I can literally park in a spot less than an inch bigger than my car if I choose too.... and sometimes do

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How dare you

I can parallel park just fine so long as it's on the right hand side of the road

Why cant men hang a wet towel up?

You're supposed to hang them up?"

That’s asking for trouble, I wouldn’t dare suggest that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m guessing guys have more spacial awareness, risk taking , absurd pride in mastering the pointless. I can literally park in a spot less than an inch bigger than my car if I choose too.... and sometimes do

How many dings in the process though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I park a pickup truck perfectly thankyou!

Why can't men ask for directions?..."

Directions to where?

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By *iercedlotsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Mr has always complimented my driving skills, never had a problem parking my estate car

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I'm hopeless at parallel parking, I don't know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at parallel parking, I don't know why

Me too. I can get out of the tightest spot. I just can’t get in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a good driver and have had my parking skills complimented many times

You can park on my drive anytime

I can also reverse with a trailer

Yes! G'won girl!"

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Altrincham

Finally - an admission! My insurers will be in contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't BMW car drivers park properly, or drive

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mr has always complimented my driving skills, never had a problem parking my estate car

Yeah that’s only when you pick him up from the pub

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm hopeless at parallel parking, I don't know why

Me too. I can get out of the tightest spot. I just can’t get in!!

"
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Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Advanced driver & ex security driver , you should have seen me on the skid pad

You could come in handy then the next time I try to ‘do’ a post office over

not sure you should have told me that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm hopeless at parallel parking, I don't know why

Me too. I can get out of the tightest spot. I just can’t get in!!

That’s funny cause I struggling getting in tight spots as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at parallel parking, I don't know why

Me too. I can get out of the tightest spot. I just can’t get in!!

That’s funny cause I struggling getting in tight spots as well

Yeah course you do sweetheart

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have no idea I don't drive.

But you should know better MrM.

Jo.Xx

You just drive D wild

You know this?!

All up the wall and back down again!

Jo.Xx

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Some of us women can drive and reverse a hgv with trailer

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fellow trucker

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have no idea I don't drive.

But you should know better MrM.

Jo.Xx

You just drive D wild

She can definitely do that when backing up

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why can't BMW car drivers park properly, or drive

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have no idea I don't drive.

But you should know better MrM.

Jo.Xx

You just drive D wild

She can definitely do that when backing up

D."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just not good at the backing in thingies...

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I can reverse lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’m going to get a hybrid soon and it automatic, this could be interesting as L has only ever driven manual cars.

I have echoing in my mind her statement, “how do you control it without a clutch?”

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can get into the tightest of spaces I'll have you know

Jo x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

How many dings in the process though?

None... you can safely touch cats without damage, just real slow. When sensors flatline you got 1-2 inches left still

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Really? You have to be joking

From what I’ve seen some guys attempt at parking looks more like the cars been abandoned lol

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Fully admit to be an awful parker

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Why can't BMW car drivers park properly, or drive

For same reasons Audi drivers can’t ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can park my car like a pro I'll have you know. All the broken lamp posts and half toppled walls were there when I arrived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing wrong with my parking

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Why can't BMW car drivers park properly, or drive

Some of us can... some of us can also use our indicators too

Ms x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

I can... always reverse park too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I can’t drive buddy

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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford

Errrr I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t really moan about this my wife and both our daughters are great at driving and park with no problem and the youngest daughter is excellent on her motorbike too.

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Mrs is an hgv driver same as myself

She can drive a dam sight better than most blokes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Great parking ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because towel goes on the floor ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking sensors have no effect

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I had a call once cause ‘this lights just come on on the dashboard’.

It was the petrol light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your parking OP

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

Isn't it about constantly being misled about what six inches looks like?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How’s your parking OP

The best

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"park a car properly?

No piss taking please, genuine answers only

As always love and peace

Isn't it about constantly being misled about what six inches looks like? "

6 inches has nothing to do about your inability to park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s your parking OP

The best

I bet it’s not as good as mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to drive me up the wall

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I've squeezed into many a space that guys (in smaller cars) have tried, failed and after a few attempts, have given up on

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How’s your parking OP

The best

I bet it’s not as good as mine

I’m certain it is

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've squeezed into many a space that guys (in smaller cars) have tried, failed and after a few attempts, have given up on

This I don’t believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because guys lie to us about size. Lol

That's a lie I'm always honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg definitely not! We (hubby) had to turn around a 1 way system gge to get out! He started, I said reverse behind the white car then 3 point turn, he said what white car? It ended with me getting out and guiding but then him spitting dummy saying "I'm embarrassing"!

That said, on the whole, he's usually the better driver

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I can't drive

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

My parking is slick n sassy!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My parking is slick n sassy! "

Just like you

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"My parking is slick n sassy!

Just like you

Aw!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My parking is slick n sassy!

Just like you

Aw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can. Apart from the time I misjudged the tree in the work van. Oh and the post.

Other than that it’s all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s your parking OP

The best

I bet it’s not as good as mine

I’m certain it is

I don’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I park a car with the same finesse as my body. Big things into tight spaces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told off by a cop for parking my car badly. However, he put a compliment on my windscreen soon after, which read 'parking fine!'

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I can back up mighty fine

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Nope. You still can’t park yer cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know. Something about driving backwards that I just don’t get

Would you like to reverse up to me?

Docking sequence initiation start “We are go”

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