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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Best thread of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my socks are black.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"All my socks are black."
so are mine ... have you been nicking any of my socks?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"you can’t go down in a bungalow.

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Beg to differ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best thread of the week "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you can’t go down in a bungalow.

Beg to differ.... "

See what you did there

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Love me some fluffy socks in the winter.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I like this thread. It proves that even the most mundane ordinary things in life can be interesting if you think about them long enough.

My favourite socks are bamboo ones. They are really soft yet hard wearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All my socks are black.so are mine ... have you been nicking any of my socks?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this thread. It proves that even the most mundane ordinary things in life can be interesting if you think about them long enough.

My favourite socks are bamboo ones. They are really soft yet hard wearing. "

They sound great, I might invest in a pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I like this thread. It proves that even the most mundane ordinary things in life can be interesting if you think about them long enough.

My favourite socks are bamboo ones. They are really soft yet hard wearing.

They sound great, I might invest in a pair. "

You’ll not regret it!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks."

Unless your not wearing shoes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

Unless your not wearing shoes "

Or wearing them with sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

Unless your not wearing shoes "

That's when I take my trainer socks off.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

Unless your not wearing shoes

Or wearing them with sandals "

The most heinous of fashion crimes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks."

I thought about investing in a pair of trainer socks, but I’m nervous about taking the plunge

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

Unless your not wearing shoes

That's when I take my trainer socks off."

So they are just shoe liners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually one of the first things I tidied and sorted during lockdown. Turned out I had over 40 pairs of socks, and none that had holes either.

Down to 14 pairs of black socks and 6 grey/blue patterned socks.

Something therapeutic about tidying them for me.

And yes, I realise after this message I may never get contacted again lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I don’t like wearing proper socks. They make my feet feel confined

I do wear bed socks occasionally but they are looser so that’s good

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

I thought about investing in a pair of trainer socks, but I’m nervous about taking the plunge "

Don’t wear them in the pool. That’s verruca socks you need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?! "

I have numerous socks, I have about 12 pairs of black socks for work. I have Gym socks, Trainer socks, I even have an odd football sock I use to buff up my work shoes. Oh and I roll my socks into a ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In professional cycling there are rules on sock height, a rider must NOT reach beyond the halfway point between the ankle and the knee. But have them too low and you look like an idiot and will be laughed at by the peloton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

I thought about investing in a pair of trainer socks, but I’m nervous about taking the plunge "

Maybe just buy one pair, see how you get on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to clarify, compression socks are never acceptable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trainer socks are cool, because you're wearing socks but it looks like you're not wearing socks.

I thought about investing in a pair of trainer socks, but I’m nervous about taking the plunge

Maybe just buy one pair, see how you get on."

Good thinking, I’ll just dip my toe in first

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just to clarify, compression socks are never acceptable "

Unless you're having surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite socks have a cute foxy on them and slogan: No Fox Given

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Why do trainer socks slowly work their way off your foot and make their way halfway down your trainer before bunching up in the toe area?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I got fed up once with having loads of odd socks so threw away every sock I owned and bought 30 pairs of identical black socks, so that if I lost one in the wash it didn't matter - I'd still have a pair.

Today I own one black sock

And six odd coloured ones....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to clarify, compression socks are never acceptable

Unless you're having surgery "

Just to clarify, surgery is acceptable, but wearing them running/ cycling is NEVER acceptable, I repeat NEVER acceptable.

Surgery fine though

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By *abat40xWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

I don't like socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do trainer socks slowly work their way off your foot and make their way halfway down your trainer before bunching up in the toe area?"

Because the sock is tired and has had enough of being taken out on runs etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like socks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two sock drawers, one with paired up rolled socks, and the other full of odd ones. I keep hold of the odd ones in hope that their partners will turn up, a fools hope I know, but these socks have disappeared in unexplainable circumstances. They went into wash in pairs, for some to never return, and for some reason, I just can't let go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I just say knee high socks or thigh high socks on women are one of the best things they can wear, if those socks have horizontal stripes then I’m done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless your cotton socks

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Can I just say knee high socks or thigh high socks on women are one of the best things they can wear, if those socks have horizontal stripes then I’m done "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks & crocs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I got fed up once with having loads of odd socks so threw away every sock I owned and bought 30 pairs of identical black socks, so that if I lost one in the wash it didn't matter - I'd still have a pair.

Today I own one black sock

And six odd coloured ones.... "

They're a washing machines favourite snack!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

If you hang a sock on a door handle it means you don't want to be disturbed nudge,nudge

When at work, my sock always match my boxers, my trousers and my shirt.

People who love Sox too much are called Sox maniacs.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"you can’t go down in a bungalow.

Beg to differ.... "

Damn, beat me to it!

Mrs TMN x

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Socks may have a variety of uses but there is no place for them on a photo that is showcasing your dick. Ever.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Can I just say knee high socks or thigh high socks on women are one of the best things they can wear, if those socks have horizontal stripes then I’m done "

*changes profile pic...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this is super weird but I love seeing fit guys in their socks, especially the gym normal length socks, usually white or black or grey

Also adore footie players and seeing them in their socks, somehow it turns me on.

Just to clarify, I just like the look of them on fit guys, I don’t do anything with them

Am I the only weird one? Haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"you can’t go down in a bungalow.

Beg to differ....

Damn, beat me to it!

Mrs TMN x"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A sock worn on the head is known as a Beanie.

A gaint sock that you can sleep in is known as a sleeping bag.

A wind sock tells pilots which way the wind is blowing. They are normally red and white stripped and made from old Where's Wally jumpers.

Socks worn on a Willy are called condoms. Unlike socks worn on the feet, these really shouldn't be washed and re-worn!

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By *ipShakerMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Putting new socks on is as good as getting into fresh laundered bedding. Used to always wear boring black socks, have become more sock adventurous with the bright and whacky 'oddballs' brand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just say knee high socks or thigh high socks on women are one of the best things they can wear, if those socks have horizontal stripes then I’m done

*changes profile pic...* "

Oh yeah, that’s perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer stockings myself..... but I’d look a bit stupid going out running in shorts and stockings I guess!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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One of the best presents I ever received was a pair of socks. They still have that musky man aroma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine get recycled as dog toys... I spent a fortune in fluffy toys and balls for the mutt.... but he prefers to run off with my worn socks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who gift socks are the ones who love you most

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m not a fan of socks but I have a soft spot for my spurs ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who gift socks are the ones who love you most "

Totally agree, socks are always needed

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

You mean feet prisons? Hate them. Only wear them if I have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has been a sock-sess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has been a sock-sess "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has been a sock-sess "

Puntastic Nigella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of the best presents I ever received was a pair of socks. They still have that musky man aroma. "

Where they his special socks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?! "

Drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?!

Drawer"

You've actually done that before,it must be your phone

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"One of the best presents I ever received was a pair of socks. They still have that musky man aroma.

Where they his special socks ? "

Yeeeep. They even featured in a photo or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?!

Drawer

You've actually done that before,it must be your phone"

Don’t be jealous Dash, this thread is brand new, unlike your thing with broccoli

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Did you put up the hats thread, I posted a men without hats YouTube link, I'm unable to find a men without socks one sadly but if I could I surely would.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?! "

Are you a researcher for Sydney University?

For the record - I like red. Power socks I call them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?!

Drawer

You've actually done that before,it must be your phone

Don’t be jealous Dash, this thread is brand new, unlike your thing with broccoli "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow.

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, all this and more on this thread that will clearly not make double figures in comments because it’s way to niche and original ?!

Drawer

You've actually done that before,it must be your phone

Don’t be jealous Dash, this thread is brand new, unlike your thing with broccoli

Ok "

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I only ever wear hand knitted socks. They’re soft and fluffy and the most beautiful colours and patterns. Because they’re made of wool they keep feet cool when it’s hot and keep them warm when it’s cold. They draw moisture away and even help stop your feet stinking!

Hand knitted socks take me around 2 weeks to make a pair so if I give you some as a gift it means I really love you

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I have about 40 pairs. Twenty white pairs for specific trainers and jeans, 15 black pairs for other trainers and jeans combos, suits etc. 5 grey pairs when I'm throwing caution to the wind!

Can't wear those tiny trainer socks though. I'd sooner go without.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own any socks.

Not.One.Pair.

I wear tights or stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 6 sock drawers, black socks , white sports socks, black sports socks , random work socks, designer socks , boot socks , about 120 pairs in total . Shall we start on the pants drawers next ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ever wear hand knitted socks. They’re soft and fluffy and the most beautiful colours and patterns. Because they’re made of wool they keep feet cool when it’s hot and keep them warm when it’s cold. They draw moisture away and even help stop your feet stinking!

Hand knitted socks take me around 2 weeks to make a pair so if I give you some as a gift it means I really love you"

Is it merino wool, I have very delicate feet ?

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