FabSwingers.com forum: Fab truths

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've a big penis = I hope you don't notice I've got no personality and I'm basically a walking dildo.

You're beautiful = I think you're naive enough for flattery to work.

I work until 10pm = I can only chat when the wife has gone to bed.

Do you like oral = I'll do whatever it takes to fuck you.

I could fuck you all night long = I could, but I won't. Who am I kidding, I've got 5 minutes in me at most.

I'm available right now = I'm horny and thinking of the £100 I can save if I can see you instead of a prostitute.

Nobody on here will meet me = Nobody told me I'd have to make an effort.

I'm not a... = I am a...

Has anyone heard of...... = There's this weird thing I like but my wife doesn't.

You're nice but not for me = The equivalent of your mum sending you a Valentine's card.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Genuine = anything but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it your own experience or did you join Sydney University?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it your own experience or did you join Sydney University?"

The identities have been withheld to protect the innocent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Lies removed by poster at 11/06/20 04:39:14]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a big penis = I hope you don't notice I've got no personality and I'm basically a walking dildo.

You're beautiful = I think you're naive enough for flattery to work.

I work until 10pm = I can only chat when the wife has gone to bed.

Do you like oral = I'll do whatever it takes to fuck you.

I could fuck you all night long = I could, but I won't. Who am I kidding, I've got 5 minutes in me at most.

I'm available right now = I'm horny and thinking of the £100 I can save if I can see you instead of a prostitute.

Nobody on here will meet me = Nobody told me I'd have to make an effort.

I'm not a... = I am a...

Has anyone heard of...... = There's this weird thing I like but my wife doesn't.

You're nice but not for me = The equivalent of your mum sending you a Valentine's card."

So true

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"I've a big penis = I hope you don't notice I've got no personality and I'm basically a walking dildo.

You're beautiful = I think you're naive enough for flattery to work.

I work until 10pm = I can only chat when the wife has gone to bed.

Do you like oral = I'll do whatever it takes to fuck you.

I could fuck you all night long = I could, but I won't. Who am I kidding, I've got 5 minutes in me at most.

I'm available right now = I'm horny and thinking of the £100 I can save if I can see you instead of a prostitute.

Nobody on here will meet me = Nobody told me I'd have to make an effort.

I'm not a... = I am a...

Has anyone heard of...... = There's this weird thing I like but my wife doesn't.

You're nice but not for me = The equivalent of your mum sending you a Valentine's card.

So true

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to think that not all compliments are a fog..

Other than that I had a bit of a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a bum = fancy a bum

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Starting a message: I'm going to...= Doesn't have manners to talk to you first, all talk, no action...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anybody got any more examples? We could make a guide for the newbies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not me,it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fun and outgoing = I have the personality of a wet sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never giving a compliment again!

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Wanna fuck = I’m actually a brain dead moron who’s a virgin and thinks this is how I can get women to have sex with me

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

"I'm fun and outgoing = I have the personality of a wet sponge

very true, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna fuck = I’m actually a brain dead moron who’s a virgin and thinks this is how I can get women to have sex with me"

Noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havd a GSOH/Love to laugh = only when at other people's expense, but definitely not about myself...

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have*

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Professional = We don't go to Blackpool or Benidorm

9" = 6.5"

8" = 6"

7" = 5.5"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional = We don't go to Blackpool or Benidorm

9" = 6.5"

8" = 6"

7" = 5.5""

Damn, I'll need to start stating 10.5"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only chatting to you=10 others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m only chatting to you=10 others

You are equivalent to 10 others!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Man - Can't accommodate = married

Woman - Can't accommodate = concerns for personal safety

Man or Woman - Can't travel or accomodate = Just plain weird

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Man - Can't accommodate = married

Woman - Can't accommodate = concerns for personal safety

Man or Woman - Can't travel or accomodate = Just plain weird"

Can't accommodate = has kids?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We've been here before and had loads of veris,if you remember us please verify us = please send us a fake veri

6.5" = 5.5"

5.5" = 5.5"

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By *ussy hunterMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Spot on guys and girls I’m a newbie here that’s what I get all the time fake ass ppl . yeah am married and I want to cheat I don’t hide it or say I’m single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for people aged 18-99 = Every hole's a goal.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

But please diggy!!! I'll pay for the hotel room!!! Please diggy PLEASE!!! = FOR FUCK SAKE BRIAN STOP MESSAGING ME!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep my way through Fab = I've got

standards.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Happy fabbing = Eww

Will get back to you with a date = I first have to tell my wife we’re on this site as a couple, if I survive then convince her to meet a random couple for sex, so it’s highly unlikely you’ll hear back from me other than for a late night wank over your pics

Will meet smokers = smoker in denial and possibly 420 friendly

Professional = much better than you, have a BTEC

No kissing = be careful I’m a little weird when it comes to sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't accommodate, can't travel = Not really thought this through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve hidden my profile cause I’m not meeting = my profiles were stolen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single = married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to fuck my way through the site = just because nobody wants me, I would if I could

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m decent = another word for ‘genuine’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

420 friendly = Bring a 10 bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Regular drinker = I need to brush the empty cans of Super Strength off the bed before we start.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

I tried sending you 10 messages but I got blocked after 8

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

I tried sending you 10 messages but I got blocked after 8

Weirdo

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

I tried sending you 10 messages but I got blocked after 8

Weirdo

Well it backfired im now getting this message

Sorry you can't send messages just now. Try again in a couple of hours the block will have cleared!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion assured = for sure married

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

I tried sending you 10 messages but I got blocked after 8

Weirdo

Well it backfired im now getting this message

Sorry you can't send messages just now. Try again in a couple of hours the block will have cleared!

No way

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

I tried sending you 10 messages but I got blocked after 8

Weirdo

Well it backfired im now getting this message

Sorry you can't send messages just now. Try again in a couple of hours the block will have cleared!

No way

"
its not funny how am I supposed to reply to all my 0 messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profesional = I can't spell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man - Can't accommodate = married

Woman - Can't accommodate = concerns for personal safety

Man or Woman - Can't travel or accomodate = Just plain weird

Can't accommodate = has kids?"
Has kids and will not invite random people into the home for personal gratification as, to there child, they are a saint.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very easy going = iv messaged you 10 times today why are you not replying to me

I tried sending you 10 messages but I got blocked after 8

Weirdo

Well it backfired im now getting this message

Sorry you can't send messages just now. Try again in a couple of hours the block will have cleared!

No way

its not funny how am I supposed to reply to all my 0 messages

Ohh it’s not just me you can’t reply to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only doing socials = Having you stare at my tits for 10 minutes is a price I'm willing to pay for a free caramel cortado and brownie.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm an open book = Will bore you to tears

No limits with the right partner = will quickly say no to anything and ignore any feedback. Extremely desperate to get anything.

Looking for women, possibly mf couple = absolutely not looking for couples due to insecurity

Love banter = can't hold a decent conversation but can spout shite read in the Sun

Adores women = watches porn excessively

Dom = guaranteed dickhead

Looking for 1 special lady = wants to find someone desperate to harass

Loves giving oral = will push your head to his maggot, as he's a pillow princess expecting you to suck him and do all the work

Been here before = was a clueless failure before and still no different

Very busy professional life = won't be easy to contact as wife isn't stupid and watches what he's up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an open book = Will bore you to tears

No limits with the right partner = will quickly say no to anything and ignore any feedback. Extremely desperate to get anything.

Looking for women, possibly mf couple = absolutely not looking for couples due to insecurity

Love banter = can't hold a decent conversation but can spout shite read in the Sun

Adores women = watches porn excessively

Dom = guaranteed dickhead

Looking for 1 special lady = wants to find someone desperate to harass

Loves giving oral = will push your head to his maggot, as he's a pillow princess expecting you to suck him and do all the work

Been here before = was a clueless failure before and still no different

Very busy professional life = won't be easy to contact as wife isn't stupid and watches what he's up to "

There's just so much truth in this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time wasters- the biggest time wasters

Deleted profile by accident- the first of many lies

Verified male but all verifications hidden- doesn't want you to contact all the other people they've wronged

Straight male stating "kinky and open minded" - bi-curious in denial

Looking for NSA fun- expert ghoster

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