FabSwingers.com forum: Your a burglar

By *uge G Rection OP Man
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

But you only steel things to slightly inconvenience your victims.... what would you take?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe laces.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

The corkscrew

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Lightbulbs

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone charger

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"The corkscrew "

That’s essential for life

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By *ouge and blueCouple
over a year ago

Cork

curtain poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Car key. But leave the car there

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. You're a burglar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't steal. I just borrow. With no return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV remote

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By *uge G Rection OP Man
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"Toilet roll"

Maybe a month or so ago, but shops have them back in stock now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WiFi box

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By *lex_the_CATCouple
over a year ago

Chester

radiator keys and one sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they smoke, lighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The coffee

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"The corkscrew

That’s essential for life"

It is at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet roll

Maybe a month or so ago, but shops have them back in stock now!"

That doesn't help you once you're on the pan, commited. Would still be an inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you only steel things to slightly inconvenience your victims.... what would you take?!!!!"
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Your a thief so id take your liberty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shower head

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuses from all the plugs.

Tea spoons.

Towels.

Milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd replace everything in the house but make it very slightly bigger so they think they are shrinking.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Batteries from their TV remote or their phone chargers cos I can't be arsed to buy one

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Straight to the laundry basket!!

filthiest pants/knickers ..

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By *uge G Rection OP Man
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"Toilet roll

Maybe a month or so ago, but shops have them back in stock now!

That doesn't help you once you're on the pan, commited. Would still be an inconvenience"

Good point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle

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By *uge G Rection OP Man
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

All the left shoes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

TV remote

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Plug fuses. Imagine how confused you'd be

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

I did that as a role play meet once... I stole her orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would steal 1 sock from every pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a secret lemonade drinker

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I did that as a role play meet once... I stole her orgasms "

So.....she didnt have any?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’d retune the televisions, and ‘steal’ all the channels except the +1 channels, so they are constantly confused about what the time is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, milk, teabags and coffee. And I'll take the taps too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll milk and all footwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballcock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stair case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E's"

As in the letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the sex toys lol

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Her thongs/knickers as I used her bras to tie her up with.

Before I gave her something to smile with leaving a deposit behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnets from cupboard doors

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

A few years ago a couple of 'friends'

de-fused every plug in my flat except the fridge. But the bastards took the bulb out so thought I had power cut. Took me an hour to realise what they'd done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All lefthanded tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would empty all the beer/wine/spirits I can find and replace them with water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutlery

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By *ouandi1993Man
over a year ago

North Tyneside

Door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd replace everything in the house but make it very slightly bigger so they think they are shrinking."

This made me laugh.

Signed

Jonathan Swift

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All the pens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos and replace them all with pictures of random celebrities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of each shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of each shoe"

Ooooo good one

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I'm always after batteries.... I will steal your batteries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the phone chargers

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All the knives and every single spoon wooden and metal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One sock from each pair and the opposite shoe from each pair

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Passports, credit cards, debit cards, work ID and driving licence.

Cut them up on the premises, as an added inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passports, credit cards, debit cards, work ID and driving licence.

Cut them up on the premises, as an added inconvenience "

I had an ex like that once

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"All the knives and every single spoon wooden and metal "

And all the light switches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna change mine... all Male clothing worn on bottom half of body

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I would steal 1 sock from every pair

I only buy black socks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"All the pens!"
have you been to my house already?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’d just move the phones, keys and wallets maybe take 1 battery out the remote if they have a TV

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All the right sleeves

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

All the tv remotes... then I'd casually walk past every now and then and turn the channels over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you only steel things to slightly inconvenience your victims.... what would you take?!!!!"

House keys and lock the doors on my way out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Socks

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By *own and countryCouple
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Bed

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