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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My lad has just been stood behind me without me knowing, don't think he noticed I was on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oopsie. Ask him if he wants to ask you anything?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh dear...... "

It'll be your boobs he saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter noticed once. Mummy I saw that! You've got Willie's on your phone. Her sister, why have you got Willie's on your phone? Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear......

It'll be your boobs he saw "

Oh double dear.....

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"My daughter noticed once. Mummy I saw that! You've got Willie's on your phone. Her sister, why have you got Willie's on your phone? Ffs"

Luckily I don't

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

he'll be back for another look no guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter noticed once. Mummy I saw that! You've got Willie's on your phone. Her sister, why have you got Willie's on your phone? Ffs"

yeah they don’t miss anything if you aren’t on the ball

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Oh dear......

It'll be your boobs he saw

Oh double dear..... "

To be fair its nothing new to him as he has seen my artwork

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"he'll be back for another look no guess "

No doubt he's at that age

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"My daughter noticed once. Mummy I saw that! You've got Willie's on your phone. Her sister, why have you got Willie's on your phone? Ffs"

"Just shopping around Dear...are there any willies on your phone?" That might teach her not to be nosey.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Busted

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Busted "

He has good taste

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

*sniggers

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Busted

He has good taste "

Saying that my lad sees all my drawings and knows they come from a group I’m part of on the web. He is my harshest critic but asks for warnings if any drawings show ‘bits’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was doing the Secret Service on Sunday I logged onto my work computer in the kitchen. So on a 21 inch monitor branded across the screen was Fabswingers.

Unbeknownst to me my 82 year old mum had appeared behind me in stealth mode (she never does anything in stealth mode) and asked what fabswingers was.

I replied "oh just a place a chat with friends"

She has dementia but I know that one day when I least expect it she will bring it up in the most inappropriate place and I will be

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My 6 year old nephew, who never does anything stealthily, appeared behind me and asked me why there was a naked man on my phone yesterday. He man wasn't actually naked, just half naked, but then my sister came round the corner and was told that I had naked men "AGAIN, mummy".

Luckily she doesn't really care and we were just finding it hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 6 year old nephew, who never does anything stealthily, appeared behind me and asked me why there was a naked man on my phone yesterday. He man wasn't actually naked, just half naked, but then my sister came round the corner and was told that I had naked men "AGAIN, mummy".

Luckily she doesn't really care and we were just finding it hilarious. "

Haha we were chatting about this!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My 6 year old nephew, who never does anything stealthily, appeared behind me and asked me why there was a naked man on my phone yesterday. He man wasn't actually naked, just half naked, but then my sister came round the corner and was told that I had naked men "AGAIN, mummy".

Luckily she doesn't really care and we were just finding it hilarious.

Haha we were chatting about this! "

We were!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Wait till he catches you posing in front of the microwave

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Wait till he catches you posing in front of the microwave "

Shush

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Wait till he catches you posing in front of the microwave

Shush "

Oooooops........ sorry

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Wait till he catches you posing in front of the microwave

Shush

Oooooops........ sorry "

I'll get you back

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Wait till he catches you posing in front of the microwave

Shush

Oooooops........ sorry

I'll get you back "

I know that

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Never mind porn making you go blind: it seems to cause temporary deafness.

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By *exlingtonMan
over a year ago

derby

Happened not me more than once. You would think I'd learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t let him borrow your phone

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