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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually a 42 year old man

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m actually a 42 year old man"

I still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im addicted to beetroot and crisp sandwiches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes put an extra spoon of sugar in my coffee.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I eat a pot of yougurt using only my tongue and little finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat a pot of yougurt using only my tongue and little finger."

Say that again I double dare you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man"

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im addicted to beetroot and crisp sandwiches! "

Pregnant?

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester


"Im addicted to beetroot and crisp sandwiches! "

Well I've seen some filth on here, but wow!! You might have just found my limit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too "

I don’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very healthy too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hairy bum hole

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge "

I put Nutella in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"very healthy too! "

What are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge

I put Nutella in mine"

If you've read the ingredients of Nutella you wouldn't eat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge

I put Nutella in mine

If you've read the ingredients of Nutella you wouldn't eat it"

Put that willy away Dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an attention seeking whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge

I put Nutella in mine

If you've read the ingredients of Nutella you wouldn't eat it

Put that willy away Dash "

I know where I'd like to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man"

I bet some other 42 old man will suck your cock on here....as ling as you dont verify them after

Moi? I eat haribo Maoam one after the other until they've gone. Never once felt sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im addicted to beetroot and crisp sandwiches! "

That sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m an attention seeking whore "

No, that’s me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I love attention seeking whores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge

I put Nutella in mine

If you've read the ingredients of Nutella you wouldn't eat it"

If you read the chemical compound of an apple you probably wouldn't either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man

I bet some other 42 old man will suck your cock on here....as ling as you dont verify them after

Moi? I eat haribo Maoam one after the other until they've gone. Never once felt sick."

Cheesecake for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love attention seeking whores "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge

I put Nutella in mine

If you've read the ingredients of Nutella you wouldn't eat it

If you read the chemical compound of an apple you probably wouldn't either! "

I don't eat negative foods, pointless

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

I once had a wank at my grandparents house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a wank at my grandparents house..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had a wank at my grandparents house... "

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich


"I once had a wank at my grandparents house... "

I know... I am ashamed myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a hairy bum hole "

I’m very happy for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m an attention seeking whore

No, that’s me "

Don’t steal my thunder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m an attention seeking whore "

Truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m an attention seeking whore

No, that’s me "

Lets not fight...we are all attention seeking whores!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man

I bet some other 42 old man will suck your cock on here....as ling as you dont verify them after

Moi? I eat haribo Maoam one after the other until they've gone. Never once felt sick.

Cheesecake for me "

Moam cheesecake?

Im more of a tangfastic lover myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too "

No you don’t

I sound like Bernard Matthews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man"

I knew it!! Just couldn't put my finger on it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im addicted to beetroot and crisp sandwiches! "

OMG!! That's what I'm going to have for lunch now!! Great idea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man

I knew it!! Just couldn't put my finger on it!! "

You need your whole hand for this whopper of a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man"

You tuck so well. I cant see a single hint of pickle anywhere. Good job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man

You tuck so well. I cant see a single hint of pickle anywhere. Good job.

"

Why thank you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I love attention seeking whores

Thank you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m an attention seeking whore

Truth"

Please stop bullying me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love picking scabs and when my sunburn started peeling, I was in my element

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I love picking scabs and when my sunburn started peeling, I was in my element "

Snap!!! I’m terrible - especially T’s

J x

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By *ock2shareMan
over a year ago

Happyville

I will fuck ugly women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes bite my toenails...

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’m an attention seeking whore "

I'm an attention seeking whore and so is my wife

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I sometimes bite my toenails... "

How?? I cant even stretch that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a 42 year old man

You tuck so well. I cant see a single hint of pickle anywhere. Good job.

Why thank you "

My pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes bite my toenails...

How?? I cant even stretch that far "

I'm flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes bite my toenails... "

Good job being able to reach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 40 year old virgin.

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

nearby

I actually like pineapple on my pizza and so do all of you, just stop with the hate trend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will fuck ugly women."

I’m in with a shot!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I sometimes bite my toenails...

How?? I cant even stretch that far

I'm flexible "

That's good to know

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I love banana sandwiches.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I will fuck ugly women."

Message me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too

I don’t believe you "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually like pineapple on my pizza and so do all of you, just stop with the hate trend "

Pineapples lives matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a huge donkey cock I just use angles and light to make it look tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too

No you don’t

I sound like Bernard Matthews "

You are a smooth talker

He's the Turkey Man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too

No you don’t

I sound like Bernard Matthews

You are a smooth talker

He's the Turkey Man! "

Gobble gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually have a huge donkey cock I just use angles and light to make it look tiny"

See the mushroom thread

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By *ealclubberMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I once got my own cum in my eye.

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By *oey16Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

I put 2 choc digestives together to dip in my tea so I don't get chocolaty fingers.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I put 2 choc digestives together to dip in my tea so I don't get chocolaty fingers."

A man with intelligence....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will fuck ugly women.

Message me lol "

I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ‘80s power ballads. Heart - ‘Alone’ is a work of sublime genius.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Don't tell anyone else, but I'm actually not a virgin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually have a huge donkey cock I just use angles and light to make it look tiny

See the mushroom thread"

I don’t understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great secrets

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I saw The Nolan Sisters live in the 1990s.....red skin tight cat suits they were wearing..!

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

I put anchovies on my pizza

Sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually look like Bernard Manning, sound like him too

No you don’t

I sound like Bernard Matthews

You are a smooth talker

He's the Turkey Man!

Gobble gobble "

Don't talk with your mouth full

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By *oey16Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

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By *oey16Man
over a year ago

West Sussex


"I put 2 choc digestives together to dip in my tea so I don't get chocolaty fingers.

A man with intelligence.... "

Double the flavour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw The Nolan Sisters live in the 1990s.....red skin tight cat suits they were wearing..! "

Were they good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all the other men others hate!

Great fucking sex!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"What’s yours...

Mine is putting a generous amount of crunchy honey nut peanut butter in porridge "

I sometimes pretend ( to myself) I didn’t see the skimmed milk in Asda and buy semi for a treat. But only 1 pint not 4.....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve had a piss patch in khaki chinos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t dance and I’m in bed by ten so no twilights for me x Viv x

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