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Stranded on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So the plane has crashed and we are stuck in the middle of the Pacific. We've managed to swim to an island now we have to survive.

What skills do you have that will keep us alive/what role will you play?

I'm headed off to find some wood to build some shelter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My role is to apply sun lotion on ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My role is to apply sun lotion on ladies "

Essential task tbf, factor 50 please

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've watched a few Bear Grylls so I'm in charge of drinking pee and making the dead camel beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep us alive?

Go find your own island. This ones mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My role is to tell you it's a "deserted island" not desert

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"My role is to tell you it's a "deserted island" not desert "

My autocorrect tells me it's dessert...so I'm sorted! Nom nom nom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My role is to tell you it's a "deserted island" not desert "

Is it?

Theres always one who has to suck the fun out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My role is to tell you it's a "deserted island" not desert

My autocorrect tells me it's dessert...so I'm sorted! Nom nom nom!"

I'd eat your dessert

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"My role is to tell you it's a "deserted island" not desert

My autocorrect tells me it's dessert...so I'm sorted! Nom nom nom!

I'd eat your dessert"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Man build fire.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Find some fruit for us to eat and I'm a good cook

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will catch the fish for us all to eat.x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Keeping everyone positive

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I guess I had better start playing my part in procreation.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've watched a few Robinson Crusoe films as well as Castaway so we will be sorted!

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

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How to properly cook bats. Avoid Covid at the start so you don't have to self isolate from yourself and then develop a vaccine with nothing much more than coconut shells, bit of bark, sand and 7 crabs each with a missing claw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go foraging to see if there’s a McDonald’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could make some crude water collection system out of some material, and bamboo. But for the material, I'll need everyones bikinis and shorts, so all will be naked

And if you don't comply, well, I do have a bamboo ro in my hand

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I could make some crude water collection system out of some material, and bamboo. But for the material, I'll need everyones bikinis and shorts, so all will be naked

And if you don't comply, well, I do have a bamboo ro in my hand "

Naked is when i am at my happiest so not a problem to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build structure, find food and make fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My role is to apply sun lotion on ladies "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can climb trees, cook and do the helicopter for entertainment.

I can make a list of who we should eat first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will run the bar!

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By *uttercup and WestleyCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Keeping everyone positive "

I imagine you are good at this!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Keeping everyone positive

I imagine you are good at this! "

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martial art classes to keep everyone fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a builder and I could drink tea and scratch my arse!!!

T

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I can grow and farm pretty much anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing and dance to entertain everyone! Well I can't actually sing or dance, but I like too

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

I'll keep the accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol not just a great arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How to properly cook bats. Avoid Covid at the start so you don't have to self isolate from yourself and then develop a vaccine with nothing much more than coconut shells, bit of bark, sand and 7 crabs each with a missing claw. "

So funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a professional chatterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to cook and oh, i can give some specific stress relieves to boys That need it

I won’t say any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could supervise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer myself as sacrifice to the "help us" gods. Then you can eat my lardy arse after I'm deaded too

P

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

I got the conche

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Id look good in a grass skirt and i tan nicely in the sun. That's all I've got to offer sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sit shaking in a corner with a 1000 yard stare, mumbling something about how our shadows are going to kill us.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Apart from sunbathing, I’ll do the dishes and collect some water

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Find a mate, go behind the bushes and have fun, then come back for the dinner

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

I've done a survival course in Borneo and brecon, so you wont starve or go cold

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