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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 or 2 depends on time of day

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

2. Practise guitar. Empty/fill the dish washer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 or 2 depends on time of day "

Like whether it clashes with the need to poop?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

All 3 at some point depends what I'm doing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later

I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2. Practise guitar. Empty/fill the dish washer. "

That sounds like a very constructive way to pass those minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later

I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing"

This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 or 2 depends on time of day

Like whether it clashes with the need to poop? "

Haha that’s after the first cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden "

Ooh a posh lady. Wandering the garden is good, exercise and fresh air

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All 3 at some point depends what I'm doing lol "

I hear ya

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Go to the toilet, the last coffee has got to go somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later

I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing

This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is "

Haha! Llama's and chips! love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to the toilet, the last coffee has got to go somewhere "

It's the perfect thing to do really

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.

Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later

I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing

This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is

Haha! Llama's and chips! love it! "

That is literally all that floats around in the vacuous space that is my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.

Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.

"

Oh no! That is most unfortunate

I usually forget to pop the tea bag in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.

Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.

Oh no! That is most unfortunate

I usually forget to pop the tea bag in"

Singing to the choir there sister!

Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.

I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.

Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.

Oh no! That is most unfortunate

I usually forget to pop the tea bag in

Singing to the choir there sister!

Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.

I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me... "

I think you are my sister from another mister...

I would offer to come and help but god knows how that would go

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

I have just brought a posh kettle that stays hot for up to 4 hours so I don’t keep boiling it and forgetting about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some "

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

"

In like to look into the spout and count the bubbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

In like to look into the spout and count the bubbles"

Mind the steam though! That could hurt you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.

Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.

Oh no! That is most unfortunate

I usually forget to pop the tea bag in

Singing to the choir there sister!

Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.

I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me...

I think you are my sister from another mister...

I would offer to come and help but god knows how that would go "

Woo hoo! Found you at last!

There would likely be a lot of mugs sitting around unfulfilled.... And we would still need someone to make our hot drinks!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

2, and even then when I’ve put the tea bag in I’ll go off and do something else and forget about it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

"

i come on here and waste time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning it was a combination of 1 and 3 for me. Put the kettle on, stood there and floated off into a daydream, then the sound of it boiling woke me from said daydream, I picked up the mug and went to the garden for the coffee drinking.

Without actually putting the water into the mug. Only realised when I wondered why my hand wasn't getting warm around the mug.

Oh no! That is most unfortunate

I usually forget to pop the tea bag in

Singing to the choir there sister!

Although I did once start with. Atea bag and end up with a weird tes/coffee hybrid because I went into auto pilot and put coffee in the mug, forgetting I'd wanted tea.

I think maybe I need someone to make my hot drinks for me...

I think you are my sister from another mister...

I would offer to come and help but god knows how that would go

Woo hoo! Found you at last!

There would likely be a lot of mugs sitting around unfulfilled.... And we would still need someone to make our hot drinks! "

Yup that deffo sounds about right xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2, and even then when I’ve put the tea bag in I’ll go off and do something else and forget about it too "

It seems there a few of us that do this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

i come on here and waste time "

Procrastination, I like it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic "

Once its boiled I have a sit down

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Put teabag and sugar in cup, get milk out. Faff(a wonderful pottering faff at that) . Pour water into cup. Gentle squeeze of bag against side of cup. Go for a wee. Faff some more. Look out the window. Water the plants. Put teabag in bin, pour milk into cup, take cup outside to the balcony. People watch and look at the sky.

And perve on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

"

#3 for me such an energy waster as I re-boil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

Once its boiled I have a sit down "

I tend to do that too... To exhausting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put teabag and sugar in cup, get milk out. Faff(a wonderful pottering faff at that) . Pour water into cup. Gentle squeeze of bag against side of cup. Go for a wee. Faff some more. Look out the window. Water the plants. Put teabag in bin, pour milk into cup, take cup outside to the balcony. People watch and look at the sky.

And perve on Fab. "

Ooh a multitasker! how I wish I could

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

#3 for me such an energy waster as I re-boil "

I do that too... It is a terrible habit

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do the washing up"

Ooh a practical lady

I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do the washing up

Ooh a practical lady

I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up "

Have you been to bed yet

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Thanks for this thread OP, just realised I started making a cuppa about 10 minutes ago and completely forgot about it.

It'll be so strong now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do the washing up

Ooh a practical lady

I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up

Have you been to bed yet"

This is not all about my sleeping habits. This is about kettle habits...

So what do you do with those precious few minutes of kettle boiling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for this thread OP, just realised I started making a cuppa about 10 minutes ago and completely forgot about it.

It'll be so strong now "

Can't beat builders brew

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Mine is a "fast boil" kettle. I pour in just enough water for each cup I am making. If it's just for me by the time I fill cup with milk and tea or coffee it's boiled in a minute or so.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

Once its boiled I have a sit down

I tend to do that too... To exhausting.

"

It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely all 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do the washing up

Ooh a practical lady

I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up

Have you been to bed yet

This is not all about my sleeping habits. This is about kettle habits...

So what do you do with those precious few minutes of kettle boiling."

I'm about to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never boil the kettle. I hate tea and have one of those superduper coffee machines that died everything for you at the push of a button

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is a "fast boil" kettle. I pour in just enough water for each cup I am making. If it's just for me by the time I fill cup with milk and tea or coffee it's boiled in a minute or so."

Fast boil kettle sounds a bit fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

Once its boiled I have a sit down

I tend to do that too... To exhausting.

It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again "

Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do the washing up

Ooh a practical lady

I stare at mine hoping that if I stare at it hard enough it will wash its self up

Have you been to bed yet

This is not all about my sleeping habits. This is about kettle habits...

So what do you do with those precious few minutes of kettle boiling.

I'm about to find out"

Let me know please you man of mystery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never boil the kettle. I hate tea and have one of those superduper coffee machines that died everything for you at the push of a button "

I would expect nothing less from a lady of your class

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

Once its boiled I have a sit down

I tend to do that too... To exhausting.

It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again

Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough "

You certainly look it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Only reason my kettle goes on is when I’m cooking and need hot water, so I’ll be continuing the cooking process whilst waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

Once its boiled I have a sit down

I tend to do that too... To exhausting.

It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again

Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough

You certainly look it "

Oh your a smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always find something to do whilst the kettle is boiling.

Shaved my balls earlier and I've just been outlining my next painting, obviously not completed but added some

Very constructive, two things? Wow! Dynamic

Once its boiled I have a sit down

I tend to do that too... To exhausting.

It's looking like I need to put the kettle on again

Milk no sugar thanks boss, I'm sweet enough

You certainly look it "

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only reason my kettle goes on is when I’m cooking and need hot water, so I’ll be continuing the cooking process whilst waiting "

Practical lady and manage your time well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went and had pee and scratched my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went and had pee and scratched my arse"

Much satisfaction to be had in an arse scrat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody whistling in my ears. Must turn kettle off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody whistling in my ears. Must turn kettle off "

Oh you have one of those old fashioned type affairs you heat on the cooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always something to do in the kitchen. I kind of like the kettle boiling as it gives me a target to get something done. I’ll clean inside my microwave or wipe over the washing machine or sleeping with the enemy the inside of my cupboards or just play with my bunnies as they normally hang around in the kitchen.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I go and read threads about the kettle boiling while the kettle is boiling.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden "

Me too. So I can plan what work I'm going to do next on it. Then I take the cuppa and go back out there if it's dry enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always something to do in the kitchen. I kind of like the kettle boiling as it gives me a target to get something done. I’ll clean inside my microwave or wipe over the washing machine or sleeping with the enemy the inside of my cupboards or just play with my bunnies as they normally hang around in the kitchen. "

Great use of time managements there, deffo a good time to be wiping surfaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I go and read threads about the kettle boiling while the kettle is boiling. "

Wow! That was lucky then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm usually waiting for the coffee maker to do its magic so I go and have a wander around the garden

Me too. So I can plan what work I'm going to do next on it. Then I take the cuppa and go back out there if it's dry enough "

I like sitting in the garden too

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Kind of a 2, I usually have a small task in hand to do nearby whilst it's heating. I only heat up the required amount of water needed, so I know the time for it.

And, afterwards I add just enough water for the next time, so it absorbs the heat, saving it from waste and to make the next kettle use quicker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kind of a 2, I usually have a small task in hand to do nearby whilst it's heating. I only heat up the required amount of water needed, so I know the time for it.

And, afterwards I add just enough water for the next time, so it absorbs the heat, saving it from waste and to make the next kettle use quicker. "

A practical forward thinker who adds sustainability into everyday life, I like it

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Either two or three

Usually go back into the living room and carry on watching whatever is on Netflix lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

2. Feed dog, load dishwasher, empty &/or load washing machine, check cupboards to see if magically filled with nice food

J x

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I used to use the corner of my kitchen worktops and do tricep dip exercises. Sometimes I just nibble on something. Also I like to just open the cupboard or fridge and assess what I have/May need. Read the nutritional information or ingredient list of something.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"2. Practise guitar. Empty/fill the dish washer.

That sounds like a very constructive way to pass those minutes"

I'm very efficient, I should be German.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say number 2. And that usually means me going into the cupboards or fridge and eating while I'm waiting! help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Either two or three

Usually go back into the living room and carry on watching whatever is on Netflix lol "

I do that then forget my tea completely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2. Feed dog, load dishwasher, empty &/or load washing machine, check cupboards to see if magically filled with nice food

J x"

Cupboard skimming is a must.... I rarely buy biscuits and then sad when I don't have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to use the corner of my kitchen worktops and do tricep dip exercises. Sometimes I just nibble on something. Also I like to just open the cupboard or fridge and assess what I have/May need. Read the nutritional information or ingredient list of something. "

Oh that's a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say number 2. And that usually means me going into the cupboards or fridge and eating while I'm waiting! help me "

I had to social distance myself from the fridge when I was off, it is a minefield isn't it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Go and do something else. I have a fancy kettle that beeps when it's boiled or heated to temperature. It's loud enough that it's basically impossible to miss.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

2 - tidy the kitchen and am typically also on a call if boiling a kettle or making coffee

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m pretty sure I’ve done all three today!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

"

number 3 for me 3- Put the kettle on then forget about it

Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.

I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired by a another post got me thinking about how many minutes we wait for the kettle to boil....

And what do you do in those few minutes. Do you;

1- Stand and wait for it to boil?

2- Go off and do something else

3- Put the kettle on thenforget about it

For those who say 2 what are the typical things you do while you wait?

Added up over the week that's a lot of minutes

number 3 for me 3- Put the kettle on then forget about it

Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.

I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead."

Sounds like you get in a bit of a tizzle with your kettle!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Put teabag and sugar in cup, get milk out. Faff(a wonderful pottering faff at that) . Pour water into cup. Gentle squeeze of bag against side of cup. Go for a wee. Faff some more. Look out the window. Water the plants. Put teabag in bin, pour milk into cup, take cup outside to the balcony. People watch and look at the sky.

And perve on Fab.

Ooh a multitasker! how I wish I could "

Practice makes perfect. Just be careful with handling the hot liquid.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't have a kettle. I have one of those thingies that delivers a cup of hot water in seconds.... soooooooo

I push the button, put the button under, open the coffee n put a spoonful in the cup, then screw the lid on the coffee and put it away while the water finishes splurting.

Job done.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

put the cup under............. not the button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3

Then remeber and go back rebuild it wander of and the cycle continues until I stand and wait hahahah

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World

I only put the minimum in the kettle as I'm the only one in the house who drinks coffee/tea.

So I put the coffee n sugar in the mug while waiting, wipe down the counter because I am the only person in the house who is qualified to do this apparently

Little pottering about chores while I wait.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't drink tea so I hardly ever boil a kettle.

My usual scenario is somebody asks for a cup of tea so I put the kettle on. Either that's the last they ever hear of having a cuppa or I say to them that it is their responsibility to remind me at the appropriate time that they asked for tea because I'm just going to forget all about.

I'm just not programmed to think that I want tea and ending up with one. Getting a brew with me is hit and miss.

Luke

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

A post about waiting for a kettle to boil accrues 90 plus posts and counting. Who wudda think it?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

What could be more important?!

We havent discussed dunking techniques, teabag in water time/technique, teapots, or the whole teabags versus tealeaves debate yet.

Things could get heated..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hot water tape instant water at 100 degrees lol no waiting for me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A post about waiting for a kettle to boil accrues 90 plus posts and counting. Who wudda think it? "

It's common ground innit....?

Now if they'd asked who shoves a kettle up their arse...... things'd be different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat the biscuits I got out to go with my cup of tea. Then when the kettle boils and I make the tea I'm sad that my biscuits are gone, so I have another one to go with the tea.

I don't understand why I've gained weight during lockdown

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"A post about waiting for a kettle to boil accrues 90 plus posts and counting. Who wudda think it?

It's common ground innit....?

Now if they'd asked who shoves a kettle up their arse...... things'd be different. "

We all go to the toilet for a number two. What's your take on that? And yes, we All do number twos, even women.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Check my calendar and diary of upcoming things I need to remember or amend

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Under normal everyday circumstances it would be #2 but lately #3. I’ve been a little distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.

I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead.

Sounds like you get in a bit of a tizzle with your kettle! "

weve ended up with a very smokey house due to melting the kettle handle onto the kettle itself its been on for that long.

Im not the only one thats done it either

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over a year ago


"I don't have a kettle. I have one of those thingies that delivers a cup of hot water in seconds.... soooooooo

I push the button, put the button under, open the coffee n put a spoonful in the cup, then screw the lid on the coffee and put it away while the water finishes splurting.

Job done. "

Oh Granny, how economical

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go and do something else. I have a fancy kettle that beeps when it's boiled or heated to temperature. It's loud enough that it's basically impossible to miss."

Fancy kettle for a fancy lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m pretty sure I’ve done all three today!

"

That's because you're a busy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody whistling in my ears. Must turn kettle off

Oh you have one of those old fashioned type affairs you heat on the cooker "

What's a cooker? I'm sat here outside the cave driftwood glowing in the dark steam rising from the kettle...

Sorry got to go its whistling again.

Time for coffee...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3

Then remeber and go back rebuild it wander of and the cycle continues until I stand and wait hahahah "

That's me! I tend to daydream and miss the kettle boiling completely

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over a year ago


"What could be more important?!

We havent discussed dunking techniques, teabag in water time/technique, teapots, or the whole teabags versus tealeaves debate yet.

Things could get heated.. "

That is far too complex for my pretty little lady brain to cope with!

Teabags have to be those triangle things... No question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I eat the biscuits I got out to go with my cup of tea. Then when the kettle boils and I make the tea I'm sad that my biscuits are gone, so I have another one to go with the tea.

I don't understand why I've gained weight during lockdown "

I like a biscuit or several! I feel the pain, you monch then wonder where thr biscuits have gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check my calendar and diary of upcoming things I need to remember or amend "

Very practical

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under normal everyday circumstances it would be #2 but lately #3. I’ve been a little distracted "

You are forgiven Lor xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest."

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

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over a year ago


"Ive burnt a couple of kettles with that one on a gas hob metal kettle.

I have to use an electric one then 3 comes into it again so end up doing a 1 instead.

Sounds like you get in a bit of a tizzle with your kettle!

weve ended up with a very smokey house due to melting the kettle handle onto the kettle itself its been on for that long.

Im not the only one thats done it either "

I did that too! I pretended I liked it like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody whistling in my ears. Must turn kettle off

Oh you have one of those old fashioned type affairs you heat on the cooker

What's a cooker? I'm sat here outside the cave driftwood glowing in the dark steam rising from the kettle...

Sorry got to go its whistling again.

Time for coffee..."

Sounds like the opening to a story... Was disappointed when there was no more! Was getting into that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t drink tea much at the moment.

I use a Nespresso machine which is super quick, I also had loads of credit on my account that I hadn’t used so bought their super fancy barista milk frother......it’s great fun to watch

I need to upgrade to a bean to cup machine. The milk frother is fantastic and the coffee is great, but it’s not fresh ground beans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel "

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Put it on and walk away then put it back on and walk of and just invade it dropped 1 degree in 10 seconds I flick it on again! Weird lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t drink tea much at the moment.

I use a Nespresso machine which is super quick, I also had loads of credit on my account that I hadn’t used so bought their super fancy barista milk frother......it’s great fun to watch

I need to upgrade to a bean to cup machine. The milk frother is fantastic and the coffee is great, but it’s not fresh ground beans...."

Wow that sounds very fancy... I own a Tassimo machine, that's as fancy as I get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh "

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it on and walk away then put it back on and walk of and just invade it dropped 1 degree in 10 seconds I flick it on again! Weird lol"

I do that too! Like it is still boiling hot

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Depends on time of day,

First one will be sorting the porridge & OJ, second is doing the toast, third is getting the biscuits or cake out and last one is opening the chocolate, so all time filled well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them "

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Got a Kooker tap, not even enough time to unzip... damn scolded my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 and 3 normally its to tidy up so e mess or other the kids have made

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you "

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a Kooker tap, not even enough time to unzip... damn scolded my hand."

Ouch! That is the reason I won't get one, I would end up sticking my head under it or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 and 3 normally its to tidy up so e mess or other the kids have made"

Another conscientious time manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy! "

Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!

Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy!

Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!

Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded "

Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!

I think you are telling me porkie pies

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Number 1 as I o ly put enough water in for my cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Number 1 as I o ly put enough water in for my cup"

Energy efficient

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Number 1 as I o ly put enough water in for my cup

Energy efficient "

Looking after the pennies so I can spend the pounds lol

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over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy!

Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!

Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded

Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!

I think you are telling me porkie pies "

Oh sugar! Caught red handed...

My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head

You're good. A little to good...

*backing up* slowly...

Legs it!!

*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing

Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!

Just going round in circles here

#Bruised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy!

Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!

Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded

Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!

I think you are telling me porkie pies

Oh sugar! Caught red handed...

My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head

You're good. A little to good...

*backing up* slowly...

Legs it!!

*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing

Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!

Just going round in circles here

#Bruised"

You'll do anything to get out of going to the chippy!

Stop being a drama llama...No room on my rock for two Llamas of drammatical properties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy!

Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!

Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded

Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!

I think you are telling me porkie pies

Oh sugar! Caught red handed...

My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head

You're good. A little to good...

*backing up* slowly...

Legs it!!

*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing

Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!

Just going round in circles here

#Bruised

You'll do anything to get out of going to the chippy!

Stop being a drama llama...No room on my rock for two Llamas of drammatical properties "

Whaaaaaaaaat!?

I am in pain here because bumped my headless head on your thread brick wall, which was not there when I came in last time!

What I need is a cuppa, but if it's too much trouble I am going to the chippy... if you get mushy peas with them don't blame me! Things are a bit blurry right now as my head is starting to grow back...

And don't give me that look...

Behind them shades, I can tell you know! I used to own a pair before you blew my head off

Who knew making a cuppa could be so much drama. Like a soap opera episode in a cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's between 1 and 2 for me. Can always find something to do in kitchen. Those never ending chores! Or I would check the telly... flicking through channels to see if anything is of interest.

Annie cleans her microwave, very sensible I feel

That was like acknowledging and ignoring my post at the same time

Thank you for re-confirming what Annie does haha she can make brownies. They looked good, but could you do the taste test sometime and let me know. For the record I don't have a microwave and flicking through TV channels can be a good use of time because it saves time later!

Capeesh

How could I ever ignore you!!

I just assimilated what Annie does!

Oooh brownies, I love them

Er excuse me...

While your kettle is boiling can you please pop over to the following thread before it closes:

Introduce yourselves- Newbies and oldies...

Thank you

I am so glad I have you to organise me???

I've already done #boomheadshot!

Now be a love and pop to the chippy!

Haha you know what... I was looking forward to reading your intro in that thread because it has been a lovely thread to read! Started off well... porn, photography and than... #boomheadshot!

Sorry no chippy tonight because my head has exploded

Don't be silly! How can you see to type if you have no head duh!

I think you are telling me porkie pies

Oh sugar! Caught red handed...

My lips are sealed! Oh wait, I don't have lips anymore or do I!? Stop messing with my head

You're good. A little to good...

*backing up* slowly...

Legs it!!

*bump* Ouch! I just ran into the wall! Who put that there... grr-ing

Pop the kettle on, I have a headache now... wait! Do I have a head or not ffs!

Just going round in circles here

#Bruised

You'll do anything to get out of going to the chippy!

Stop being a drama llama...No room on my rock for two Llamas of drammatical properties

Whaaaaaaaaat!?

I am in pain here because bumped my headless head on your thread brick wall, which was not there when I came in last time!

What I need is a cuppa, but if it's too much trouble I am going to the chippy... if you get mushy peas with them don't blame me! Things are a bit blurry right now as my head is starting to grow back...

And don't give me that look...

Behind them shades, I can tell you know! I used to own a pair before you blew my head off

Who knew making a cuppa could be so much drama. Like a soap opera episode in a cafe "

If your head was blown up you wouldn't be able to drink your cup of tea

Omg!

Chips were nice though ta

We're like Eastenders tbh without the misery

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over a year ago

I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget

I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand there and read if I'm alone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget

I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy "

I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stand there and read if I'm alone.."

What do you read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stand there and read if I'm alone..

What do you read?"

Whatever my current book is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget

I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy

I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx

"

I'll take that

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

2 - usually put some stuff away thats laying around, pretending to straighten the place out lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Stare out onto my neighbours opposite seeing what plethora of ways they manage to break lockdown rules. Teasing their dog by waving to it and making it bark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 - usually put some stuff away thats laying around, pretending to straighten the place out lol"

A tidy lady. I need to tidy up, can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stare out onto my neighbours opposite seeing what plethora of ways they manage to break lockdown rules. Teasing their dog by waving to it and making it bark. "

Love it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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2. Normally washing up or loading the washing machine or checking work emails. I try and stay in the kitchen or else I will forget I've boiled it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to the toilet, the last coffee has got to go somewhere "

Haha, perfect!

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Always no.3

Or i forget to turn it on, wait a few minutes then pour the still cold water out

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over a year ago


"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget

I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy

I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx

"

I am sat here with a lovely cuppa and dunking biscuits so thought let's have a catch up in here... how come Mabel gets a lovely reply for forgetting about the kettle

When I bought my new kettle I used to just look at it because it turns blue when switched on! I know I know it's the precious moments in life like that

But if I said that, you would have been "tut tut" and kissing your teeth... not the kind of kisses I like btw ... did Mabel put a spell on you with her wand?

Don't make me get my wand out! Nah I wouldn't want anyone to spit their beverage out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do all three to be honest, but if I go and do something else it could be anything, but sometimes even if I'm still in the kitchen listening to it boil I'll Still forget

I think the word I'm looking for is ditsy

I think it's being a busy lady having a million and one things floating around your head xx

I am sat here with a lovely cuppa and dunking biscuits so thought let's have a catch up in here... how come Mabel gets a lovely reply for forgetting about the kettle

When I bought my new kettle I used to just look at it because it turns blue when switched on! I know I know it's the precious moments in life like that

But if I said that, you would have been "tut tut" and kissing your teeth... not the kind of kisses I like btw ... did Mabel put a spell on you with her wand?

Don't make me get my wand out! Nah I wouldn't want anyone to spit their beverage out "

*sits down* I'm sorry....

*clocks biscuits* what you got??

*sits stares*

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

For my 1st coffee of the day I put the kettle on then prepare my breakfast whilst the kettle boils - usually a slice of toast or a bowl of bran flakes.

For my 2nd cup, if it's a weekday, I put the kettle on at 10.25am, go for a pee, then make my coffee and sit down for PopMaster. I'm working from home and using my dining table as a desk so I use this time as my morning break.

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over a year ago


"For my 1st coffee of the day I put the kettle on then prepare my breakfast whilst the kettle boils - usually a slice of toast or a bowl of bran flakes.

For my 2nd cup, if it's a weekday, I put the kettle on at 10.25am, go for a pee, then make my coffee and sit down for PopMaster. I'm working from home and using my dining table as a desk so I use this time as my morning break."

Haha you have it all worked out to the minute

Bill, can you please do me a favour and tell MissD above you it's rude to stare

Us ordinary blokes from the Midlands need to stick together otherwise we will have no biscuits left! I would tell her myself, but I did the double dunk and biscuit fell in! My timing was off so need to sort this mess out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally wait till the kettle boils, ofteb by standing near watching and trying to reassess my life in the time it takes to do so, but then the kettle is done so I have a nice brew to make and distract myself with

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Normally 3, but that's because of 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee

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over a year ago


"2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee "

Not sure if this makes me weird, but I'd have poured the water out after second time and boiled new water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#1 normally, as I’ve got a one cup kettle so it boils fairly fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do body weight squats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee

Not sure if this makes me weird, but I'd have poured the water out after second time and boiled new water "

No it doesn't make you weird because I know plenty of people that do that including myself at home. It's just a habit I have... instinctively pick up kettle to replace water. I also know many that don't especially when used to be in office environment. Kettle filled to the max and people would re-boil till someone couldn't get a full cup so would have to refill. Ah the good old days when you used to go into work

Did you get what Jamie was saying 1st time? Because I was scrolling up and down trying to figure it out! 2 then 3... then 2 and 3 again or was it 2 again and 3 again... then 1 ... now i'm feeling dizzy! Heads gone again

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Walk away .. kettles are so loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually go off and do something else, get distracted and forget about it until half hour later

I'll do all sorts from washing, washing up, cleaning the bathroom, referring the kids. Depends what needs doing

This is me too! I put the kettle on, go off and think about Llamas and chips then forget completely that I put the kettle on then wonder where the tea is "

Hahaha yup, both of the above for me...or make it then wander off before wandering where the tea is, remembering it has been made but now cold and then having to put it in the microwave...to then wander off and forget again *face palm L xx

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over a year ago


"For my 1st coffee of the day I put the kettle on then prepare my breakfast whilst the kettle boils - usually a slice of toast or a bowl of bran flakes.

For my 2nd cup, if it's a weekday, I put the kettle on at 10.25am, go for a pee, then make my coffee and sit down for PopMaster. I'm working from home and using my dining table as a desk so I use this time as my morning break.

Haha you have it all worked out to the minute

Bill, can you please do me a favour and tell MissD above you it's rude to stare

Us ordinary blokes from the Midlands need to stick together otherwise we will have no biscuits left! I would tell her myself, but I did the double dunk and biscuit fell in! My timing was off so need to sort this mess out "

Got any more biscuits???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#1 normally, as I’ve got a one cup kettle so it boils fairly fast."

They're well posh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 then 3, then 2 and again, 3 again, then eventually 1 because I’ve already had to boil the kettle twice and I still don’t have a coffee

Not sure if this makes me weird, but I'd have poured the water out after second time and boiled new water "

I boil it the pour it over my draining board before filling again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk away .. kettles are so loud"

Ear defenders??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you so much to this study into human nature. Adam will collate the results and input the data into a bar chart! - my favourite chart type.

Nobody said they sing while waiting for the kettle...

Or do sudoku....

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