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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have noticed an increase in a type of reclusivity recently and I am here to show you how to reclaim your man (cannot speak for others) about town status.

Tip no 1.

Is go, just go.

Leave ALL responsibilities behind.

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have noticed an increase in a type of reclusivity recently and I am here to show you how to reclaim your man (cannot speak for others) about town status.

Tip no 1.

Is go, just go.

Leave ALL responsibilities behind.

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven."

..in/on oven.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven."

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home"

Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance."

any...if you cat is called Amy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy..."

Having a typo filled few moments there sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! "

Yes, in fact another oft hindrance to exiting that front door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! "

Are you practicing a form of reclusivity at this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/06/20 11:50:29]

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! Are you practicing a form of reclusivity at this time?"

Indeed I am. I like to think of it as the post-modernist era of reclusivity. Not sure why, it just sounds better than lonely old woman I guess....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/06/20 11:50:29]"
As you can see the fallout of recent reclusivity is being manifested on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! Are you practicing a form of reclusivity at this time?

Indeed I am. I like to think of it as the post-modernist era of reclusivity. Not sure why, it just sounds better than lonely old woman I guess.... "

Well Professor, can you please deconstruct your ideas of post modernism and the reclusive wife?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol"

Sounds like an energetic soul ready to hit the town!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol "

We ARE on the subject of reclusivity NOT exclusivity....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! Are you practicing a form of reclusivity at this time?

Indeed I am. I like to think of it as the post-modernist era of reclusivity. Not sure why, it just sounds better than lonely old woman I guess.... Well Professor, can you please deconstruct your ideas of post modernism and the reclusive wife?"

I feel a thorough deconstruction may be slightly long winded for the forum, plus typing it on my phone would drive me even further into the realms of lockdown crazy.

In short, however...

The reclusive post modernist wife enjoys all of the activities generally ascribed to the modernist wife. The cooking, cleaning, bringing up of the children. She's also a fan of those activities less well known (publicly at least) to be enjoyed by the modern wife, such as bird watching, hirsute male appreciation and the pursuit of multiple orgasms.

And she does it all while flinging a paintbrush around.

*edit.... Less bird watching and more cock perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! Are you practicing a form of reclusivity at this time?

Indeed I am. I like to think of it as the post-modernist era of reclusivity. Not sure why, it just sounds better than lonely old woman I guess.... Well Professor, can you please deconstruct your ideas of post modernism and the reclusive wife?

I feel a thorough deconstruction may be slightly long winded for the forum, plus typing it on my phone would drive me even further into the realms of lockdown crazy.

In short, however...

The reclusive post modernist wife enjoys all of the activities generally ascribed to the modernist wife. The cooking, cleaning, bringing up of the children. She's also a fan of those activities less well known (publicly at least) to be enjoyed by the modern wife, such as bird watching, hirsute male appreciation and the pursuit of multiple orgasms.

And she does it all while flinging a paintbrush around.

*edit.... Less bird watching and more cock perving"

Yes, Yes I see it now!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol We ARE on the subject of reclusivity NOT exclusivity...."

It's not like the titties are exclusive right now.... Although they're still reclusive while being wild and free. Contradictory things, boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Proviso: If single turn all gas and electric lights off and have NO food in/oven.

If not single you should probably still do that unless someone else is home Yes safeguarding amy cats and dogs is of utmost importance. any...if you cat is called Amy...

Having a typo filled few moments there sir! Are you practicing a form of reclusivity at this time?

Indeed I am. I like to think of it as the post-modernist era of reclusivity. Not sure why, it just sounds better than lonely old woman I guess.... Well Professor, can you please deconstruct your ideas of post modernism and the reclusive wife?

I feel a thorough deconstruction may be slightly long winded for the forum, plus typing it on my phone would drive me even further into the realms of lockdown crazy.

In short, however...

The reclusive post modernist wife enjoys all of the activities generally ascribed to the modernist wife. The cooking, cleaning, bringing up of the children. She's also a fan of those activities less well known (publicly at least) to be enjoyed by the modern wife, such as bird watching, hirsute male appreciation and the pursuit of multiple orgasms.

And she does it all while flinging a paintbrush around.

*edit.... Less bird watching and more cock perving"

Without casting aspersions is 'lockdown craziness' really a tangible thing to be feared?

Surely it falls into the sphere of reclusivity and can be easily dealt with by the breathing in of cool and fresh outside air?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol We ARE on the subject of reclusivity NOT exclusivity....

It's not like the titties are exclusive right now.... Although they're still reclusive while being wild and free. Contradictory things, boobs"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lonely old woman? I doubt it, ever lol

Your still young compared to us old gits and your titties are like honey to stray bees lol We ARE on the subject of reclusivity NOT exclusivity....

It's not like the titties are exclusive right now.... Although they're still reclusive while being wild and free. Contradictory things, boobs"

Do you think a book with the title:

The Freedom in Reclusivity would sell? Is not this thread designed to take us totally out from under our reclusiveness?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is sunshine one of the few reclusivity busters we have left?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Aim not to swap 1 reclusive spot for another

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Without casting aspersions is 'lockdown craziness' really a tangible thing to be feared?

Surely it falls into the sphere of reclusivity and can be easily dealt with by the breathing in of cool and fresh outside air?

"

I think lockdown craziness is something that manifests itself in different ways, and although it isn't something to be feared it is certainly something to be wary of, lest it begin to spill over once freedom is gained again. Plus, it can't be much fun if it makes a person feel down about themselves. And that's where the problem really lies.


" Do you think a book with the title:

The Freedom in Reclusivity would sell? Is not this thread designed to take us totally out from under our reclusiveness?"

This thread is definitely a way to bring us out from reclusiveness (was that even a word I wonder before now), and a fine one.

I think your book might sell, especially if it were a picture book of boobs being free...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is sunshine one of the few reclusivity busters we have left?"

Ahh the sun. Not necessarily. For example, I can enjoy the sun completely alone in the garden. And enjoy that more than being out in it with people a lot of the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Without casting aspersions is 'lockdown craziness' really a tangible thing to be feared?

Surely it falls into the sphere of reclusivity and can be easily dealt with by the breathing in of cool and fresh outside air?

I think lockdown craziness is something that manifests itself in different ways, and although it isn't something to be feared it is certainly something to be wary of, lest it begin to spill over once freedom is gained again. Plus, it can't be much fun if it makes a person feel down about themselves. And that's where the problem really lies.

Do you think a book with the title:

The Freedom in Reclusivity would sell? Is not this thread designed to take us totally out from under our reclusiveness?

This thread is definitely a way to bring us out from reclusiveness (was that even a word I wonder before now), and a fine one.

I think your book might sell, especially if it were a picture book of boobs being free... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is sunshine one of the few reclusivity busters we have left?

Ahh the sun. Not necessarily. For example, I can enjoy the sun completely alone in the garden. And enjoy that more than being out in it with people a lot of the time! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aim not to swap 1 reclusive spot for another "
Yes, the pimple and reclusivity...another discussion entirely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler"

# riddle me this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler"

I like his new way

I never used to get his old threads and they came across a bit show off'y (not meaning any offence buddy), but I really like the new chilled Huey, he's on my wavelength....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler

I like his new way

I never used to get his old threads and they came across a bit show off'y (not meaning any offence buddy), but I really like the new chilled Huey, he's on my wavelength.... "

You speak riddle then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler

I like his new way

I never used to get his old threads and they came across a bit show off'y (not meaning any offence buddy), but I really like the new chilled Huey, he's on my wavelength.... "

Thank you Nippy that means a lot to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler

# riddle me this... "

What's small furry and has two rings around his eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously Huey what are you talking about?

Is it just me who doesn't speak this language

#theriddler

# riddle me this...

What's small furry and has two rings around his eyes?"

A male dwarf in need of sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should reclusiveness be treated in society as a sickness

(like death?)

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