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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How polished are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx."

Learn a little Polish and break the ice with her maybe some witty phrase or something romantic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer her broccoli, she will be moist in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you "

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!"

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock."

Don't you now?????

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx."

smile and chat, then ask her out for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx.

smile and chat, then ask her out for a drink "

Can I take you out for a drink?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx.

smile and chat, then ask her out for a drink

Can I take you out for a drink? "

, sure, half way?

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

Get yourself kitted out in Lonsdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx.

smile and chat, then ask her out for a drink

Can I take you out for a drink?

, sure, half way?"

If you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her some pierogi

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

Mysle, ze jestes piekny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mysle, ze jestes piekny "

Piekna!

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay


"Mysle, ze jestes piekny

Piekna!

"

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx."

Send her a dick pic !!! That's the norm on here !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont mention the war....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont mention the war...."

That's about as funny as me telling you that you sound like a stokie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx."

Just get on with it and report back when you've seen here boobies...

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

pattaya Thailand till end jan

When you see her say pizda meens hiya she will know your interested ??

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

pattaya Thailand till end jan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update ,I kind of think she is intrested but one snag mmm her husband.. Forgot to say .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update ,I kind of think she is intrested but one snag mmm her husband.. Forgot to say . "

Minor obstacle then....! ...leave her be...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update ,I kind of think she is intrested but one snag mmm her husband.. Forgot to say . "
your saying mmm her husband does that mean you'd like a slice of polish sausage as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her has she any English In her

...and if not ask if she would like some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update ,I kind of think she is intrested but one snag mmm her husband.. Forgot to say . your saying mmm her husband does that mean you'd like a slice of polish sausage as well ? "

If husband isn't fab straight then you better run and forget her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now????? "

Show her your finger, sometimes that works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now?????

Show her your finger, sometimes that works "

Does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now?????

Show her your finger, sometimes that works

Does it? "

Does it not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now?????

Show her your finger, sometimes that works

Does it?

Does it not ? "

My middle finger definitely works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now?????

Show her your finger, sometimes that works

Does it?

Does it not ?

My middle finger definitely works "

Here you go Exotic_Spirit, you just need to show her you bum now

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock."

Ohhhh... Thats why I got expelled.....head mistress didn't like my cock.... And there was me thinking it was the size of my ball sack

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tell her you like Chopin. Make sure you have listened to some first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could learn some basic polish, that would impress her as it shows you are taking an interest in her language and culture too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could learn some basic polish, that would impress her as it shows you are taking an interest in her language and culture too "
When you met her next time in the morning you could say good morning in polish to her which is dzien dobry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kurwa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now?????

Show her your finger, sometimes that works

Does it?

Does it not ?

My middle finger definitely works

Here you go Exotic_Spirit, you just need to show her you bum now "

She prefers my tongue. She wants me to lick her for hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yourself kitted out in Lonsdale. "

This made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just show her your cock. That's universal language for I like you

I tried that with you. It didn't work!

Perhaps I don't like your cock.

Don't you now?????

Show her your finger, sometimes that works

Does it?

Does it not ?

My middle finger definitely works

Here you go Exotic_Spirit, you just need to show her you bum now

She prefers my tongue. She wants me to lick her for hours! "

This is how I usually get to sleep easily and quickly.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Few shots of bison grass vodka then you'll all be rolling around naked, laughing and getting stuck in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite her to Jacuzzi Club, we are outside of Gdansk...say you need someone to interpret for you. Failing that buy her some Ptasie Mleczko from the local Sklep

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Just say to her i love your SSSR country

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Call yourself Mr Sheen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having vast experience of a Polish woman I can tell you that vodka is the way into her knickers.

Knock her door with a bottle of zubrowka and introduce yourself as her neighbour and I guarantee she’ll at least ask you in for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me out u fabers, I have a crush on my neighbour she is a lovely lady but abit shy as for languge issues think she likes me but unsure how to procede , any advice cheers xx."

Google Translate would be your friend here..start off with a cheery ‘Good Morning’ in Polski and see where it leads

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yourself kitted out in Lonsdale. "

HAHAHA..class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they love sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer vodka sausage and a finger lol

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