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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You kill me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You kill me! "

Rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. "

Oh my granny does the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2

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By *iger1980Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Hey that’s like garlic bread that idea, it’s the future.

Think we will all have detachable, adaptable, upgradable body parts in the future.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"

A Swiss army cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. "

Or a selection for if you fancy something diffrent one night..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2 "

It shouldn’t be tight for round one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like I have a spare battery for my vape. Whilst I’m puffing one the other one charges so I’m never without it. Could have a spare penis on charge whilst he’s using one. Good idea. "

I'd make sure it's got super charge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!

A Swiss army cock. "

. Yes! I want one

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have an attached one that does all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an attached one that does all of the above "

Yeah but you wouldn’t need that refuelling time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"

Have you been on that codine tablets again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2

It shouldn’t be tight for round one"

Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!

Have you been on that codine tablets again "

I’m always on them, so it makes no difference

Or, it explains why I’m always like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2

It shouldn’t be tight for round one

Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!"

Do you know how vaginas work

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I have an attached one that does all of the above

Yeah but you wouldn’t need that refuelling time "

You’re right I wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2

It shouldn’t be tight for round one

Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!

Do you know how vaginas work"

I don't, if I did I would make for a better lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't detachable vagina make more sense, so it's tight again for round 2

It shouldn’t be tight for round one

Well not after lockdown they won't. With all the women experimenting with different fruit and vegetables, a cock will feel like a pencil replacing an egg plant!

Do you know how vaginas work

I don't, if I did I would make for a better lover "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like a lot of hassle. Mind you, the amount of use mine gets, I'd probably only bother putting one on if I fancied a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was d*unk I might not screw it on properly and end up pissing in my own face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would be the ideal.

Along with an interchangeable gut so I could eat twice as much pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This would be the ideal.

Along with an interchangeable gut so I could eat twice as much pizza"

You just gotta use your pudding tummy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Do you mean a Worzel Gummidge cock OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mean a Worzel Gummidge cock OP? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mean a Worzel Gummidge cock OP? "

I am going to have the fecking theme tune to that playing in my head now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you mean a Worzel Gummidge cock OP? "

Think I’m too young for that reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
I can go again with the one I've got

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Do you mean a Worzel Gummidge cock OP?

Think I’m too young for that reference "

I’d like a cup of tea and nice slice of cake Aunt Queeny

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
I'd probably lose them knowing my luck or leave and have to make that awkward "did I leve my cock here" phone call

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!I'd probably lose them knowing my luck or leave and have to make that awkward "did I leve my cock here" phone call "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"
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Not at all. A willing woman is all you need. If you both make the effort on each other then no gadgets required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!.

Not at all. A willing woman is all you need. If you both make the effort on each other then no gadgets required"

A willing woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!"

I bit like Worzel Gummage with his different heads? So you could have different lengths, girths and shapes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you could have a detachable penis, along with some spares, would ya?

You could fuck, cum, chuck the willy in the washing basket, screw on the next willy and go again!

I bit like Worzel Gummage with his different heads? So you could have different lengths, girths and shapes? "

Yeah I’m still too young for that reference but Mr Mystique explained it to me, yeah

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I don't need a detachable penis...mine already comes off in my hand. On many occasions!

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