FabSwingers.com forum: What can't you do...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That you think you should be able to do at your age?

For me it's cutting bread cakes properly. It always goes wonky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread a needle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behave like an adult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle with my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt I don't turn my mind to....

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Ride a bike without falling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Not get upset by things that aren't worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Behave like an adult

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember where I put my keys

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Carry a donkey on my back for two miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust people.

Behave.

Whistle

Parallel park

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Not get upset by things that aren't worth it "

And not parallel park my car in a tight space without having a mini meltdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with Two hands on the piano

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Afford to buy a home

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Decorate

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

My donkey can parallel to park, that's why I carry him around

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Tell the time well I can but I have to think about it

think it’s because I’m a leftie

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Get a mortgage in London.

Be in a happy long term relationship.

Figure out long term plans.

Ice skate without holding onto the side.

I am quite the catch haha.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mop a floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch a spider

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By *ts_me1990Man
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Get up without being stiff (lower back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count to 40.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bed on time

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Have sex according to boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride a bike.

Dive or swim underwater.

Feel like I think I should feel at this age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex according to boris"

Does he have a manual, or special position???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make friends.

Start a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an argument without crying. Absolutely shit being a frustrated crier because people automatically think they've got the upper hand and you're upset when really you just want to rip their head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maintain an erection.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Remember where I put my keys"

Tie them to your fanny pack. I never lose mine anymore

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

I can’t help but laugh when I hear the word shaft no matter the context, so growing up I suppose

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By *icboobs26Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Make a phone call to anyone unknown eg bank, gps, utility providers etc...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I can’t help but laugh when I hear the word shaft no matter the context, so growing up I suppose

mine is 'flange' ......... God i've tried to be a grown up ..... but FLANGE ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride a bike without falling off

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a woman orgasm

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By *lide_n_rideWoman
over a year ago

East Midlands

Ha ha me also I loose my keys daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a house.

Drive.

Have a meaningful and happy relationship.

And many, many more.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Reverse park. Whistle-at all, never mind wolf whistle. Cook rice properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a phone call to anyone unknown eg bank, gps, utility providers etc...

I get like this some times. It's very frustrating

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Flirt

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Make a phone call to anyone unknown eg bank, gps, utility providers etc...

I get like this some times. It's very frustrating "
it's weird isn't it? That used to be me until I worked in an office. My sister still can't do it. My friend had a panic attack over it this week as she needed to call to cancel her car insurance renewal even though she normally is fine with these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be married

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Get laid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride a bike

Reverse park

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ride a bike

Reverse park

I’ll instruct you in the art of reverse park if you’ll show me how to make a gin cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride a bike

Reverse park

I’ll instruct you in the art of reverse park if you’ll show me how to make a gin cocktail.

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's age got to do with anything

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Trust people.

Behave.

Whistle

Parallel park

Last time I parallel parked was on my driving test!!!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Use a pair of scissors in my left hand, even tho I'm a leftie..

Lefties rule!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Save money !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I can’t sew.

I specifically do not buy items of clothing with buttons on (except Jeans as they are sturdy) for this very reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can’t read, if this isn’t relevant to the thread my sincere apologies, I’m just seeing words and hoping for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an argument without crying. Absolutely shit being a frustrated crier because people automatically think they've got the upper hand and you're upset when really you just want to rip their head off

You have my sympathies. I often get utterly tongue-tied in arguments....I’m raging in my head but my mouth gives up.

Mind you, on the odd occasion it’s deliberate so I don’t say what I’m thinking.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Another one who can't ride a bike. Operations on my ears when I was a baby left me with very limited balance so I can't ride a bike, ice skate, roller skate, anything that calls for decent balance.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I can't do the macarena dance. My brain refuses to learn the sequence which a child and even an old person with only half their faculties remaining is able to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Stop perving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Have a partner?

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Tell a funny joke

Break the ice

Save money

Say that place in Wales with the really long name!

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