FabSwingers.com forum: What annoys you?

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them, just the fact they are breathing...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Some of them, just the fact they are breathing..."

This as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always interrupting my wanking lately with teams calls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) haven't worked with my colleagues since mid March and it looks like it will be January before we get together again.

I miss the weird and wonderful characters that make up my workplace.

Mr started a new business venture in January and was just getting used to working from home when I rocked up and took over half of his office. I am probably now that annoying colleague to him....

Her x

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.

I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.

I still never really found out why the marriage failed

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.

I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.

I still never really found out why the marriage failed

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Hubs at the min..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.

I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.

I still never really found out why the marriage failed

Surely it was a bit than your cup stirring antics

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My Boss .

And everyone else

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming. "

Those folk need tying up and rotten fruit thrown at them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming.

Those folk need tying up and rotten fruit thrown at them

Indeed they do. Don't even get me started on the guy with the daily crunchy apple or the woman who every time she saw you in the corridor said "oops"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You annoy me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You annoy me

I did tell you not to use that strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from grumbly threads?....

Lifes too short too precious to let minor matters interfere with all the good stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You annoy me

I did tell you not to use that strap on

You did indeed

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming. "

Theres one in every workplace. I think it must be a workplace quota.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You annoy me

I did tell you not to use that strap on

You did indeed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Some of them, just the fact they are breathing..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who leave their mouldy food in the communal fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything most days

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

One of the benefits of homeworking, my co-workers are the cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters..

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

People who have microwave meals and pierce the film lid too many times.

It seems petty, but the instructions say "pierce the film lid several times" and, to me, that's about 3 or 4 times. Some people stab the bloddy thing so many times that it sounds like a machine gun going off... just take the lid off if you are going to do that.

Told you it sounded petty.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Body odour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who can't fuck me till the sun comes up pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.

I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.

I still never really found out why the marriage failed

That a mystery for the ages.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Walking and looking at your phone, the arrogance to believe everyone should get out of your way.

Actually just Arrogance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My colleague slurps when he drinks. Rage inducing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People, People in general really fucking annoy me

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Talking about Love Bake Dancing Factor when I am trying to work.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You annoy me

I thought you were going on holiday?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The ones who leave their mouldy food in the communal fridge.

Should be rounded up and shot

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Body odour "

Stinky

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Guys who can't fuck me till the sun comes up pmsl "

I’m getting a job at your place

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My colleague slurps when he drinks. Rage inducing.

You should tip it over him

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"People, People in general really fucking annoy me "

This ^^

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

My neighbour. We have thin walls and when he yawns, he shouts too...about 30 times a day.

Get some fucking exercise and sleep.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"My colleague slurps when he drinks. Rage inducing.

You should tip it over him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most things irritate the fuck out of me these days

But other peoples noises wind me up the most - crunching, chewing, slurping especially

People that whistle and hum need to shut the fuck up as well - along with the annoying tappy mouth breathers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You annoy me

I thought you were going on holiday? "

I couldn’t get 3 weeks off in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People, People in general really fucking annoy me "

Definitely this

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By *r.ReliableMan
over a year ago

Everywhere

Anybody that wears green and white hooped tops. WATP

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By *tio_oyMan
over a year ago

Amsterdam Holland

People talking with their mouth full of food. Great view.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who didn't take the optional extra of indicators when they purchased their car.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My assistant hums, constantly and tunelessly. Occasionally she'll break into a whistle, but not often.

It's a noisy, busy office full of hustle but that constant hum cuts through every other noise.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Human beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human beings."

Hello hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human beings."

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how my day is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

When all the lads park right on the section of path I’m working on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What annoys me is when there are so many threads about sex ! in the lounge.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Human beings.

Hello hubby

Hello wifey xxxx

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

The daily huddle

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming. "

I had one of these. I feel that pain. In fact reliving it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fellow Co workers but people who stop and stare at you. What are they looking for

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Plate scrapping with a knife or spoon to get every last crumb, drop of sauce; and people eating crisps, in fact any packet that rustles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When day flies and I feel I didnt do enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plate scrapping with a knife or spoon to get every last crumb, drop of sauce; and people eating crisps, in fact any packet that rustles

Chomping.. smacking lips... all the eating noises.

Also when people dont blow their noses but keep sniffling.

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Most annoying thing for me is people who put milk in there tea before the water

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal

People who eat with their mouth open,ugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/06/20 17:35:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body odour "

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Body odour

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense. "

Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You send a polite message to women and You don’t even get at thanks but no thanks!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Plate scrapping with a knife or spoon to get every last crumb, drop of sauce; and people eating crisps, in fact any packet that rustles

A packet of anything rustling gets right on my tits

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You do."

You’re going to be hard docked if you carry on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You do.

You’re going to be hard docked if you carry on

When

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You do.

You’re going to be hard docked if you carry on

When

Now. Pants down please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You do.

You’re going to be hard docked if you carry on

When

Now. Pants down please

Em down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body odour

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense.

Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch "

They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Body odour

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense.

Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch

They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not! "

Iv smelt it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Body odour

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense.

Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch

They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not! "

Just sniff Mr Mystiques gonads you will know what I mean.

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By *oubleA123Couple
over a year ago

berwick

"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming.

Theres one in every workplace. I think it must be a workplace quota."

I am that one! Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss

What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?

Love and peace

Breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

Hugs

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal

"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Selfish folk and not your friend...look after yourself, there are plenty of us here to offer an ear, shoulder and virtual hugs.x

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Duolingo is bloody needy today. Duolingo is annoying me. Be more like Memrise please

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

There's nothing worse than selfish people, look after yourself it's not bad to put yourself first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

Hugs

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

There's nothing worse than selfish people, look after yourself it's not bad to put yourself first x"

Thank you lovely

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Body odour

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense.

Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch

They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not!

Just sniff Mr Mystiques gonads you will know what I mean."

Err they were washed last week so alls good now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.

Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.

Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.

#tiredofthisshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud eaters or eating with the mouth open so you not only hear wjat they are eating but see it too.

Ex work colleague I had to sit next to was a loud eater. And grazed all day long. Even they soggy warmed up toast she brought from home in tin foil was made loud.

I sometimes think I may have misphonieya (or however you spell it)

I have no idea how I didnt say something that would be seen as inappropriate and rude to her.

Sweetmiss xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Loud eaters or eating with the mouth open so you not only hear wjat they are eating but see it too.

Ex work colleague I had to sit next to was a loud eater. And grazed all day long. Even they soggy warmed up toast she brought from home in tin foil was made loud.

I sometimes think I may have misphonieya (or however you spell it)

I have no idea how I didnt say something that would be seen as inappropriate and rude to her.

Sweetmiss xx"

One of my colleagues jaw clicks when he eats. I swear to god it’ll click really loud with a swift jab in the very near future

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Jobsworths

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

The snide cowardly snipes and whispers ... should grow a fucking pair, wankers and the other thing, is that these cunts pinch the oxygen of the good ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jobsworths "

Yeah. Them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud eaters or eating with the mouth open so you not only hear wjat they are eating but see it too.

Ex work colleague I had to sit next to was a loud eater. And grazed all day long. Even they soggy warmed up toast she brought from home in tin foil was made loud.

I sometimes think I may have misphonieya (or however you spell it)

I have no idea how I didnt say something that would be seen as inappropriate and rude to her.

Sweetmiss xx

One of my colleagues jaw clicks when he eats. I swear to god it’ll click really loud with a swift jab in the very near future

Hahhaaha feeling that

Somedays I had to make up a home visit to get out the office to calm down hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom here... People who bring bikes on trains

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Noisy yawns and people who insist on saying “in terms of” before every sentence to buy a tiny bit more time.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

People saying "going forward" at every, fucking, opportunity. It make you sound like a cunt! Always has always will. Even in the future.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

People who chew with their mouth open.

People who constantly want to be the center of attention.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Impolite people !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative people. It drains you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk by you so close ....2m you fucker !

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

Tom here. That is totally me. Shut the fuck up and let me get my head in gear

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?

No. I’d just pop ear plugs in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Body odour

This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.

And lack of common sense.

Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch

They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not!

Just sniff Mr Mystiques gonads you will know what I mean.

Err they were washed last week so alls good now

Were not.

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over a year ago

I just annoy myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?

No. I’d just pop ear plugs in

But then I won't be able to finger your ears. It will be like fingering you with a tampon on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who yawn loudly!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?

No. I’d just pop ear plugs in

But then I won't be able to finger your ears. It will be like fingering you with a tampon on!"

I do like my ears fingered too...

Dammit. Now that is a connundrum.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

People who stomp past and desk vibrates...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I work alone!

Probably unemployable now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing, I work alone!

Probably unemployable now!

She^ annoys me with all that beautifulness....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I just annoy myself"

Awww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who nag !

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"[Removed by poster at 09/06/20 00:03:45]"

People who remove their post annoy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly excitable and optimistic people.

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over a year ago

"People who talk a lot in the mornings.

There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!

Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?

No. I’d just pop ear plugs in

But then I won't be able to finger your ears. It will be like fingering you with a tampon on!

I do like my ears fingered too...

Dammit. Now that is a connundrum. "

Fingers in the ears. Haha

What used to annoy me is when my ex would keep talking when I had said you are welcome to your opinion and I'll keep mine, let's agree to disagree. But he went on and on and bloody on. I would stick my fingers in my ears and say lalalalalala, not listening to you. When I took my fingers out my ears . And he started again , the fingers and the lalala approach was used again. My son would laugh and say " mum, your so childish" haha. He's 23 now and we still laugh about it.

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