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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And Karen is annoyed her dishwasher is on the blink, use the sink and some washing up liquid Karen, like the rest of us.

I see Phil can’t wait to get the BBQ started, make sure you cook the sausages right through Phil.

Plenty of non specific blokes are horny and bored, may I suggest you have a wank then rearrange the sock draw.

What’s Beryl up to, still insisting on typing in caps lock, turn it off Beryl love, you come across all shouty and ranty and that’s not a good look for anyone.

More updates later, I’m off for a run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot about Barry and his dismay at having to wash the car for the 2nd time in a fortnight.... bloody pigeons!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help "

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help "

Pop in the bath and enjoy the bubbles

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

[Removed by poster at 08/06/20 11:43:54]

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I enjoy the local updates

But not the lack of native emoji support

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help "

Have you tried those shower heads with little stones in, not only do they increase power but they make the water more watery and pure. Just to clarify I do not have shares in said shower heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Karen is annoyed her dishwasher is on the blink, use the sink and some washing up liquid Karen, like the rest of us.

I see Phil can’t wait to get the BBQ started, make sure you cook the sausages right through Phil.

Plenty of non specific blokes are horny and bored, may I suggest you have a wank then rearrange the sock draw.

What’s Beryl up to, still insisting on typing in caps lock, turn it off Beryl love, you come across all shouty and ranty and that’s not a good look for anyone.

More updates later, I’m off for a run. "

Drawer, your welcome

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"And Karen is annoyed her dishwasher is on the blink, use the sink and some washing up liquid Karen, like the rest of us.

I see Phil can’t wait to get the BBQ started, make sure you cook the sausages right through Phil.

Plenty of non specific blokes are horny and bored, may I suggest you have a wank then rearrange the sock draw.

What’s Beryl up to, still insisting on typing in caps lock, turn it off Beryl love, you come across all shouty and ranty and that’s not a good look for anyone.

More updates later, I’m off for a run.

Drawer, your welcome "
nearly poked me eye out with that

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Shame I’m not handy enough to trade it for sex

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help

Pop in the bath and enjoy the bubbles "

Ohh I will be doing that later

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help

Have you tried those shower heads with little stones in, not only do they increase power but they make the water more watery and pure. Just to clarify I do not have shares in said shower heads."

Nope but now I want one

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By *ippy_and_millieCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help

Have you tried those shower heads with little stones in, not only do they increase power but they make the water more watery and pure. Just to clarify I do not have shares in said shower heads."

Do they even work?

It seems they work the same way as putting your thumb over the end of a hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Karen is annoyed her dishwasher is on the blink, use the sink and some washing up liquid Karen, like the rest of us.

I see Phil can’t wait to get the BBQ started, make sure you cook the sausages right through Phil.

Plenty of non specific blokes are horny and bored, may I suggest you have a wank then rearrange the sock draw.

What’s Beryl up to, still insisting on typing in caps lock, turn it off Beryl love, you come across all shouty and ranty and that’s not a good look for anyone.

More updates later, I’m off for a run.

Drawer, your welcome nearly poked me eye out with that "

Nice boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I forgot to say my shower head has lost its power can anyone help

Have you tried those shower heads with little stones in, not only do they increase power but they make the water more watery and pure. Just to clarify I do not have shares in said shower heads.

Do they even work?

It seems they work the same way as putting your thumb over the end of a hose "

Before I answer, I’d like to make it clear in no way do I have shares in this invention. But yes, they work very well and are a welcome addition to any bathroom unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the shouty one that woman who has READ NY PROFILE OR BE DELETED, HAHAHAHA!!! She scares me, I'm always worried she might be eating fabbers in the wrong kind of way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the shouty one that woman who has READ NY PROFILE OR BE DELETED, HAHAHAHA!!! She scares me, I'm always worried she might be eating fabbers in the wrong kind of way.... "

Oh ffs, MY *

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Is the shouty one that woman who has READ NY PROFILE OR BE DELETED, HAHAHAHA!!! She scares me, I'm always worried she might be eating fabbers in the wrong kind of way.... "

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