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MOBILE Glory hole....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Never in a trillion years would I risk it...

but each to their own tho.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

she should just wear a burka, sunglasses and open the back door.... easier and just as anonymous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never in a trillion years would I risk it...

but each to their own tho. "

The risk element wud be no diff to any glory hole.. perhaps glory holes are just not your thing ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Never in a trillion years would I risk it...

but each to their own tho.

The risk element wud be no diff to any glory hole.. perhaps glory holes are just not your thing ?"

I have defo used a glory hole in the past, understand the risks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fair enuff lol.... her main issue was feeling safe and secure....hence being in back off locked van xxx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I hope they put a bit of padding round the hole - those metal splinters can be a bugger to get out you know....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope they put a bit of padding round the hole - those metal splinters can be a bugger to get out you know....

"

they did describe how it wud be made safe from errrrr injuries lol xxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What if he takes a dizzy turn and she has to drive ...... ?

Would 'punters' know who was blowing ?

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By *ustyAngelWoman
over a year ago

gloucester

thnink of the injurys if he drove off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Think of the injuries if he doesn't...... ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to make sure it's unobtrusive.... Else it might fail a mot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol I see the funny side to...im guessing they wud be in contact lol so no err drive offs happened......they jus said glory holes were dissapering and this might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?"

Genius. Maybe they could by an ice cream vam and she could just bend over with her arse out the hatch!?! 99 anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is a splendid idea! Surprised it hasn't been done before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new iPod app....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?"

It sounds like a lot of imagination and a little reality. I am sure some would oblige though.

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

so any one walking passed would see a man fucking a van?

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By *parkie1Man
over a year ago

liverpool

cool idea if your not a small person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone near me bought an ex prison transfer van to make a mobile barber. Guess mobile glory hole would be similar. Park in a layby....sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so any one walking passed would see a man fucking a van?"

Lmao brilliant image this conjures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire, the wheel, sliced bread. Mans greatest achievements . A van with a hole in the bodywork this couple should be dragged out into the street naked, made to kneel and shot in the back of the head. Why not open the petrol cap stick a flesh light in and fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a bloody silly idea to me.

'Coming to your town soon - mobile glory hole'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fire, the wheel, sliced bread. Mans greatest achievements . A van with a hole in the bodywork this couple should be dragged out into the street naked, made to kneel and shot in the back of the head. Why not open the petrol cap stick a flesh light in and fuck that. "

I dont think we need to shoot anyone in the back of the head.

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"Fire, the wheel, sliced bread. Mans greatest achievements . A van with a hole in the bodywork this couple should be dragged out into the street naked, made to kneel and shot in the back of the head. Why not open the petrol cap stick a flesh light in and fuck that.

I dont think we need to shoot anyone in the back of the head. "

shot in the back of the head with cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fire, the wheel, sliced bread. Mans greatest achievements . A van with a hole in the bodywork this couple should be dragged out into the street naked, made to kneel and shot in the back of the head. Why not open the petrol cap stick a flesh light in and fuck that.

I dont think we need to shoot anyone in the back of the head.

shot in the back of the head with cum"

Hillarious

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"Fire, the wheel, sliced bread. Mans greatest achievements . A van with a hole in the bodywork this couple should be dragged out into the street naked, made to kneel and shot in the back of the head. Why not open the petrol cap stick a flesh light in and fuck that.

I dont think we need to shoot anyone in the back of the head.

shot in the back of the head with cum

Hillarious "

how will they stop some one watching you with your cock in hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have thought about doing a mobile glory hole, but with the difference being we have a very large van, and would be thinking of dividing the back to accom the female in one area and the guys could all fit in the remainder of the van and close doors behind them, with no-one being seen. wondering with people think, feedback would be appreciated either here or via PM.

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Possibly but I don't know how I feel about putting my cock in the hands of a woman I can't only not see but have never seen. If I'd met her first then I'd probably be fine with it. Also where are they planning on parking this thing so that people can essentialy fuck it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was even remotely a good idea GM would have done it years ago. But reading this thread has got my daily laughter quota sorted. Why not go big stylee and get an artic converted into a mobile swinging club like the kiddies fun buses you see driving about. Laybys would never be the same. Or even a horse drawn carriage save on road tax and good for the environment. As we speak I'm looking through boat trader for a house boat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Possibly but I don't know how I feel about putting my cock in the hands of a woman I can't only not see but have never seen. If I'd met her first then I'd probably be fine with it. Also where are they planning on parking this thing so that people can essentialy fuck it?"

The plan was to announce a location (on fab) time and date etc for people to attend....Then the police or local do-gooders or whoever wud struggle to catch them at it as it were. I myself thought was a bit more fantasy than reality....but they seem to mean to make it a reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a vision of Jones the butchers van in dads army with the rifle holes in the side. You have to smile at some peoples ingenuity though.

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

This is such a great idea! Get them on Dragon's Den

I'd be willing to test it if there are no volunteers!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

hope the hole isnt remotely near the exhaust pipe

imagine a should have gone to specsavers moment and trying a burned cock to a & e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope the hole isnt remotely near the exhaust pipe

imagine a should have gone to specsavers moment and trying a burned cock to a & e"

Would have to be a big exhaust pipe as them 1 litre engine ones you wouldn't get a finger in.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?

Genius. Maybe they could by an ice cream vam and she could just bend over with her arse out the hatch!?! 99 anyone? "

The title of the thread made me laugh as it gave me an image in my head and your post has topped it off completely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?

Genius. Maybe they could by an ice cream vam and she could just bend over with her arse out the hatch!?! 99 anyone?

The title of the thread made me laugh as it gave me an image in my head and your post has topped it off completely "

Well glad to have made ya smile xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?

Genius. Maybe they could by an ice cream vam and she could just bend over with her arse out the hatch!?! 99 anyone?

The title of the thread made me laugh as it gave me an image in my head and your post has topped it off completely

Well glad to have made ya smile xxx"

It really has

I have this image of a hot sunny day,the mobile glory hole coming up the road with ice cream chimes going and a load of men running out of their houses with their cocks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?

Genius. Maybe they could by an ice cream vam and she could just bend over with her arse out the hatch!?! 99 anyone?

The title of the thread made me laugh as it gave me an image in my head and your post has topped it off completely

Well glad to have made ya smile xxx

It really has

I have this image of a hot sunny day,the mobile glory hole coming up the road with ice cream chimes going and a load of men running out of their houses with their cocks out "

You're warped - you really are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're warped - you really are "

You say that like its a bad thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're warped - you really are

You say that like its a bad thing lol "

Noooo nothing bad about HPC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would it not be better if the van was boarded on the inside (panel accross van) and the glory hole was put into that?

That way you could be parked up anywhere and no one need know what was happening.

Susan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can vision with a chuckle is some poor bloke trying to run as fast as the van bollocks deep in the back door hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I was meeting an Escort not a friggin' Sherpa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a PM with a couple who are making a mobile glory hole. It will be a small van with an adaption in the bodywork off the van....basically the hole. They had given it some thought as they described how it can be made safe for a guy to put his cock thro and how she wud be feeling safe and secure inside the van with hubby sat in front. Wondered what fellow fabbers thought and if they wud use such a invention ?

Genius. Maybe they could by an ice cream vam and she could just bend over with her arse out the hatch!?! 99 anyone?

The title of the thread made me laugh as it gave me an image in my head and your post has topped it off completely

Well glad to have made ya smile xxx

It really has

I have this image of a hot sunny day,the mobile glory hole coming up the road with ice cream chimes going and a load of men running out of their houses with their cocks out

You're warped - you really are "

HAHAHAHA Just one cocknetto give it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where are the couple going to park?

I can just imagine a long line of blokes all stood waiting in asda car park.

" ere mate, is this the queue for the cash point?"

"No mate, this the glory van queue, you want the one a bit further down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where are the couple going to park?

I can just imagine a long line of blokes all stood waiting in asda car park.

" ere mate, is this the queue for the cash point?"

"No mate, this the glory van queue, you want the one a bit further down"

"

The van for deposits - not withdrawals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so any one walking passed would see a man fucking a van?"

That has just made me laugh out loud and spill tea all over my iPad cheers for that

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

So when are you going to make one

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