FabSwingers.com forum: Sorry to hear your boyfriend....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has smaller feet than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend claps when the plane lands

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

What?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

So small they’re non-existent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still sucks his thumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend thinks irony is not having enough spoons when all you want is a fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if I had one, I hope he would clap for me on Thursday.

Or has that finished now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend says ‘Not three bad!’ when you ask how how he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend pays for his shopping with coupons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend drives a Prius and has taken up golf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend cried during Mamma Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your partner orders lemon and herb flavour chicken at Nando’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears a gold St Christopher chain and a signet ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wore the full Arsenal football kit to pick up some Haribos from Waitrose

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend wore the full Arsenal football kit to pick up some Haribos from Waitrose "

Oh my! This has reminded me of The Torch Society’s thread on full kit wankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please explain the origins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend wore the full Arsenal football kit to pick up some Haribos from Waitrose

Oh my! This has reminded me of The Torch Society’s thread on full kit wankers!

I miss him

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears a face mask in Aldi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn’t understand this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend listens to ambient music in the bath

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend wore the full Arsenal football kit to pick up some Haribos from Waitrose

Oh my! This has reminded me of The Torch Society’s thread on full kit wankers!

I miss him"

Still here. Different name. Not allowed on forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bashing others.. well done humanity, well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend cried at The Notebook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend wore the full Arsenal football kit to pick up some Haribos from Waitrose

Oh my! This has reminded me of The Torch Society’s thread on full kit wankers!

I miss him

Still here. Different name. Not allowed on forum. "

Oh right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend takes this thread seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry your boyfriend thinks that 5g has caused coronavirus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend thinks irony is not having enough spoons when all you want is a fork "

Surely that’s be too many spoons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has an Enya CD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend has an Enya CD"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend thinks irony is not having enough spoons when all you want is a fork

Surely that’s be too many spoons? "

Well spotted, I was hoping no one would notice my obvious mistake

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn't know the difference between you're shit and your shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sorry your boyfriend thinks that 5g has caused coronavirus! "

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend has smaller feet than you "

Lies! no one has smaller feet than me.

Case closed, next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your boyf wears chinos and lynx

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn’t understand this thread "

Sorry your boyfriend started this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn’t understand this thread

Sorry your boyfriend started this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is an an emotionally manipulative creep which he disguises with lots of words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for everything, but......

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Sorry to hear your boyfriend looks better in a dress than me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry to hear your boyfriend Has 3 kids from an ex baby mumma

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is fab straight.

I’m not tho.

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