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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could say this is inspired by another thread

But what injuries have people had during sex?

I once accidentally sliced through a guys bell end with my nail, was rubbing my bean as I do, as he thrusted I accidentally slashed the helmet with my nail. He went ahhhhh fuck, stopped and went to put the light on to inspect. Was like a paper cut type slice. Was exciting, I took him to the bathroom to put his willy under the tap, he then said he was okay and he could carry on, he was a brave soldier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off the bed trying to be sexy. I was crawling up the bed to him with my best bedroom. My pride took quite a battering as well as my arm when I landed on it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could say this is inspired by another thread

But what injuries have people had during sex?

I once accidentally sliced through a guys bell end with my nail, was rubbing my bean as I do, as he thrusted I accidentally slashed the helmet with my nail. He went ahhhhh fuck, stopped and went to put the light on to inspect. Was like a paper cut type slice. Was exciting, I took him to the bathroom to put his willy under the tap, he then said he was okay and he could carry on, he was a brave soldier. "

I wish I hadn't had just read that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ll just say he was completely fine. I put a sheet of toilet roll over it first like men do when they have a shaving cut, I pressed it firm for a few seconds and he was like I’m fine c’mon!

Another injury, unfortunately same guy.

Was wearing my high heels and kind of squatted in front of him to suck him off (he was standing) I lost my balance and obviously grabbed hold of the first available thing which was his penis and swung round him like a may pole. Again he was fine, just steadied me for me to resume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old chap being caught in a zipper and teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just say he was completely fine. I put a sheet of toilet roll over it first like men do when they have a shaving cut, I pressed it firm for a few seconds and he was like I’m fine c’mon!

Another injury, unfortunately same guy.

Was wearing my high heels and kind of squatted in front of him to suck him off (he was standing) I lost my balance and obviously grabbed hold of the first available thing which was his penis and swung round him like a may pole. Again he was fine, just steadied me for me to resume. "

Your just a liability aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo string while shagging on my parents brand new sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got poked in both eyes simultaneously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a guy a black eye once. We had slithered down the bed (satin sheets and I sat up to pull myself up at the same time as he came down to put his arm around me and pull me up. Headbutted him in the eye socket!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I fell off the bed trying to be sexy. I was crawling up the bed to him with my best bedroom. My pride took quite a battering as well as my arm when I landed on it wrong. "

The same happened me and I had a butt plug in I landed on my bum but only managed to bruise my knees

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Another injury, unfortunately same guy.

Was wearing my high heels and kind of squatted in front of him to suck him off (he was standing) I lost my balance and obviously grabbed hold of the first available thing which was his penis and swung round him like a may pole. Again he was fine, just steadied me for me to resume. "

that’s tickled me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my exes tore through my banjo with her necklace when she flicked her back during a blow job!

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Bloody nose for him, cut and bruised wrist for me. About 15 years ago I had handcuffs on the old fashioned metal ones. In the heat of it all and being driven wild I managed to snap the chains on the cuffs and my hand hit his nose and needless to say my wrists hurt. Thank got they now make decent wrist restraints.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

During a MFM outing I was getting it so hard doggy style that I fell forward and head butted the other guys belly who was sat down (thankfully his cock was not in my mouth at the time) and bounced back up into the kneeling position.

I was ok as I had a soft landing, but I think I may have slightly winded the fella. The other guy kept on shagging me throughout. What a trooper.

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By *elshman52Man
over a year ago

North Wales

My partner gave me a massive blister on my bell end as she gave me a blow job. Ended up at doctors!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby came hard wanking and his cum smashed me so hard in the eye I had a black eye from it.

Ive also had a giant friction burn on my chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday morning sex and I was once knelt on the bed with a girl sat on me, arms and legs around me.

Suddenly I had cramp in my hamstring, instinctively tried to jump up to straighten my leg and stretch the muscle and almost threw her out of the bedroom window. She came to rest perched precariously on the window sill with a very shocked look on her face

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

There’s been a few spotting injuries due to over enthusiastic cowgirl. Thankfully no snapping of the banjo string

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A few years ago I broke my ankle playing footy and a girl I was seeing at the time came round and we started having sex. As she was on the bed and I'm stood up behind her I lost my balance and put my weight on my broken foot, fell over and dislocated my other knee

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Whilst getting rather over enthusiastic with a lady once I thrust a little too hard, having slightly missed my target I landed somewhat harder than expected with full force and actually bent my cock! We carried on that day as normal but subsequently found whenever I got an erection found it bent to the left!!?? Being a little concerned I actually managed to get an appointment with a specialist. In its 'quiet' state for the appointment there was nothing apparently wrong but having carefully examined it he reassured me there was nothing wrong and it should return to its former state in time. I've not noticed any long term effects. However the prospect of long term damage to my 'pride and joy' was somewhat concerning for a while as I'm sure all my fellow guys will understand?

(girls you've no idea how fragile us guys are underneath all the bluster?!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the receiving end of a blowjob, stood in the bath, her kneeling. She slipped, I slipped.... fell out of the bath through the shower curtain. Knew I was heading for the marble sinktop so put both hands out..... hands missed, head didn't.

Still have the scar today... and she kindly finished the blowjob as I layed on the bed holding a towel to my head to stop the bleeding.... yes drink was involved

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"A few years ago I broke my ankle playing footy and a girl I was seeing at the time came round and we started having sex. As she was on the bed and I'm stood up behind her I lost my balance and put my weight on my broken foot, fell over and dislocated my other knee "

Haha how do you explain that one to anyone!

Not us who got hurt... but we managed to snap the legs of a hotel armchair

We check chair sturdiness every hotel stay now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave J BPPV whilst being too forceful with his head whilst having an intense orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had numerous sex injuries in the last 10 years. Mainly because I am heavily into kink play they are connected to being restrained in uncomfortable positions for longer than I probably should have been. At the time it was hot, and I thoroughly enjoyed everything. It was the day after that I would wake up with painful neck, back, shoulders etc.

Also getting cum in the eyes is nasty!

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A few years ago I broke my ankle playing footy and a girl I was seeing at the time came round and we started having sex. As she was on the bed and I'm stood up behind her I lost my balance and put my weight on my broken foot, fell over and dislocated my other knee

Haha how do you explain that one to anyone!

Not us who got hurt... but we managed to snap the legs of a hotel armchair

We check chair sturdiness every hotel stay now! "

Yeah its not the easiest thing to explain haha. At least I had the crutches already.

At least you're checking the equipment thoroughly before

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Ruptured thigh muscle after things got slippy in the bathtub.

Bruised cocyx after slipping getting out of hot tub.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

An early girlfriend snapped a banjo string by sitting down on me hard.

I’ve never seen so much blood but I reckon I gained 1/2” in length after it healed Oddly it was fine pretty much the next day.

Another early gf gave me teeth marks in a blow job that lasted for weeks!

Clumsy lovers are dangerous

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've had a few injuries, mostly minor concussions from headbutting.

One guy did get friction burns to his shaft after several very active days, and once I dislocated my shoulder when I was tied quite tightly to the bed.

Thankfully the guy I was with just popped the shoulder back into place and we carried on, but it did hurt quite a lot.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"My hubby came hard wanking and his cum smashed me so hard in the eye I had a black eye from it.

Ive also had a giant friction burn on my chin "

Blimey, that's quite some force!

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