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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its middle of the night, you've just got into bed after a long hard day, you suddenly realise you cant rem_mber if you locked the door to not

What do you do?

What do you do?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Stretch like a cat and go to sleep.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Nothing. I hardly ever lock my doors unless I’m going away

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm discombobulated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t locked the front door since I lived with my parents. I moved out when I was 14 (officially I moved out at 17)

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I groan, get out of bed and go check.

Then find I did lock it after all.

Clamber back into bed and, because I got up again, find I now can't sleep despite it being the middle of the night and my being knackered

Are you happy now? Are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t bother me at all. Locked or unlocked I’m getting my 8 hours worry free zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I groan, get out of bed and go check.

Then find I did lock it after all.

Clamber back into bed and, because I got up again, find I now can't sleep despite it being the middle of the night and my being knackered

Are you happy now? Are you?? "

yes

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By *eedsnoiseMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds/Harrogate

Wait until I'm almost asleep then jump up, rush downstairs and check it - then spend the night wide awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door....what door?

Wanders back into the cave

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I groan, get out of bed and go check.

Then find I did lock it after all.

Clamber back into bed and, because I got up again, find I now can't sleep despite it being the middle of the night and my being knackered

Are you happy now? Are you??

yes"

You're just one of those people that wants to watch the world burn aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send my cat chairman meow to lock up for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go check immediately, those who can sleep with it unlocked are nutters I can't even leave a downstairs window open overnight and expect sleep

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Can't be bothered going to check, the dog will let me know if anyone comes in....actually, he'd let the whole street know, and I don't think many burglars would stick around to see what kind of beast was making all the racket

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Go check immediately, those who can sleep with it unlocked are nutters I can't even leave a downstairs window open overnight and expect sleep"

I've got three layers of security between my flat and the street. I'm pretty confident nobody will be breaking in.

I have piss all worth stealing, and right now if someone was breaking in to ravish me I'd probably buzz them through the security doors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will go down and check. I do this every night! It's horrible. I will do the same with gas and switches too and obsess over them even if I know they are off.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wake hubby up to go and check.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Go check immediately, those who can sleep with it unlocked are nutters I can't even leave a downstairs window open overnight and expect sleep

I've got three layers of security between my flat and the street. I'm pretty confident nobody will be breaking in.

I have piss all worth stealing, and right now if someone was breaking in to ravish me I'd probably buzz them through the security doors!"

Would they be the ones ending up screaming "Let me out!"?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Go check immediately, those who can sleep with it unlocked are nutters I can't even leave a downstairs window open overnight and expect sleep

I've got three layers of security between my flat and the street. I'm pretty confident nobody will be breaking in.

I have piss all worth stealing, and right now if someone was breaking in to ravish me I'd probably buzz them through the security doors!

Would they be the ones ending up screaming "Let me out!"? "

I'd do a Boy George, but I've no radiators to handcuff them to!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Can't be bothered going to check, the dog will let me know if anyone comes in....actually, he'd let the whole street know, and I don't think many burglars would stick around to see what kind of beast was making all the racket "

Our family dog was bloody useless as a guard dog - he'd have looked up, or maybe just raised an eyebrow, told whoever it was to keep the noise down and gone back to sleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Get up and check but what's it got to do with pop?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Go check immediately, those who can sleep with it unlocked are nutters I can't even leave a downstairs window open overnight and expect sleep

I've got three layers of security between my flat and the street. I'm pretty confident nobody will be breaking in.

I have piss all worth stealing, and right now if someone was breaking in to ravish me I'd probably buzz them through the security doors!

Would they be the ones ending up screaming "Let me out!"?

I'd do a Boy George, but I've no radiators to handcuff them to!"

That's one way of avoiding a criminal record

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble


"Its middle of the night, you've just got into bed after a long hard day, you suddenly realise you cant rem_mber if you locked the door to not

What do you do?

What do you do?"

Think "bugger it im in bed now" often get out of my car and leave the key in all night anyone could get in it push button and away , im just so forgetfull although it is a company car

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Its middle of the night, you've just got into bed after a long hard day, you suddenly realise you cant rem_mber if you locked the door to not

What do you do?

What do you do?

Think "bugger it im in bed now" often get out of my car and leave the key in all night anyone could get in it push button and away , im just so forgetfull although it is a company car "

35 odd years ago my dad's oppo, who worked the night shift, bought a Cortina and hated it. He used to leave it under streetlights with the keys in the ignition hoping someone would take it but they never did

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble


"Its middle of the night, you've just got into bed after a long hard day, you suddenly realise you cant rem_mber if you locked the door to not

What do you do?

What do you do?

Think "bugger it im in bed now" often get out of my car and leave the key in all night anyone could get in it push button and away , im just so forgetfull although it is a company car

35 odd years ago my dad's oppo, who worked the night shift, bought a Cortina and hated it. He used to leave it under streetlights with the keys in the ignition hoping someone would take it but they never did "

Bet they tried but it would never start lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go check if I locked the door.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Go check if I locked the door."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh, now you've planted the seed ... I actually now have the need to go check the front door :/

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Its middle of the night, you've just got into bed after a long hard day, you suddenly realise you cant rem_mber if you locked the door to not

What do you do?

What do you do?"

Send you to check

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

It’s ok I git a trip wire on the door

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It’s ok I git a trip wire on the door"

Got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up and go check.

My doors are locked all the time, even during the day but I'd still have to check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream into my pillow. And then go and check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope...Fair fucks to anyone getting past 55kg of pure German Shepherd

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nope...Fair fucks to anyone getting past 55kg of pure German Shepherd"

Same here , nobody's getting past my vicious 9KG Norwich Terrier

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