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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had to, how fast would you run if you were racing against a sloth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I need to run away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?"

It’s a race

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If I'm honest atm the Sloth would win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I race a sloth?

To get to a Clique meeeting?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would stick a rocket up its arse and then run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race "

Also, they’re scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would I race a sloth?

To get to a Clique meeeting?

you don’t need to race to that silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary"

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's a race, as fast as f**k!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I race a sloth?

To get to a Clique meeeting?

you don’t need to race to that silly

Thats right because I wouldnt be invited.

So the sloth would win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would I race a sloth?

To get to a Clique meeeting?

you don’t need to race to that silly

Thats right because I wouldnt be invited.

So the sloth would win!"

You’re always invited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As it's a race, as fast as f**k!"

That’s the spirit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd waddle at a meandering speed, taking in the rainforest and avoiding the huge spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos"

I’m going to have nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast enough to make sure I win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd waddle at a meandering speed, taking in the rainforest and avoiding the huge spiders.

I adore you Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares. "

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fast enough to make sure I win

Good lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd waddle at a meandering speed, taking in the rainforest and avoiding the huge spiders.

What about if I dangled cheese in front of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares.

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume "

Have you seen their fingernails? Feckin huge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare to race it..

Then call a taxi because fuck running against anything...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd waddle at a meandering speed, taking in the rainforest and avoiding the huge spiders.

What about if I dangled cheese in front of you?

I like how you're speaking my language.

I'd move as fast as needed to devour a whole board of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares.

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume "

dont even. It’s like how pigeons are just remotely controlled by some sadist somewhere

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares.

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume

dont even. It’s like how pigeons are just remotely controlled by some sadist somewhere"

* Laughs hysterically like a madman and prepares squad of robotic attack pigeons*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did move pretty fast today, to save a baby bird that had been blown out of a tree. It was hoping into the road as I drove by so I did a quick u turn and stuck my hazards on and scooped it up and put it safe in the graveyard under a bush near where I found it, poor little thing.

Thats about as fast as I move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sloth is my 2nd favourite animal in the world, Id pick it up and run with it just to give it cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares.

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume

dont even. It’s like how pigeons are just remotely controlled by some sadist somewhere

* Laughs hysterically like a madman and prepares squad of robotic attack pigeons* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares.

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume

dont even. It’s like how pigeons are just remotely controlled by some sadist somewhere"

Sounds like that kids film with Will Smith doing the voice of a spy that accidentally gets turned into a pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to run away?

It’s a race

Also, they’re scary

Fucking terrifying, like kangaroos

I’m going to have nightmares.

They’re fucking scary! I swear they aren’t real. I swear they’re humans in costume

dont even. It’s like how pigeons are just remotely controlled by some sadist somewhere

Sounds like that kids film with Will Smith doing the voice of a spy that accidentally gets turned into a pigeon

Lmao what film is that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd let the sloth win. Sloths never win and it's just the decent thing to do. Let the sloth have a medal n shiz......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd let the sloth win. Sloths never win and it's just the decent thing to do. Let the sloth have a medal n shiz......

You’re shit at races then

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

I'd put the sloth on my back so I still won but the sloth got to experience a close race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd throw my running trainers on. Throw some lycra on and run for my life. Sloths gotta learn one way that life's a bitch. Just strolling around like they not got a care in the world. They don't know the struggle

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'd race to win! Fuck that sloth prick...I mean ...something kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start running , leave him behind, stop half way for a little sleep to recharge my energy and it would win. The DM and the sloth. Slow and steady always wins the race.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I once got outwitted by a sloth.

I was complacent because it was slow but it diverted from the path and I had to catch it again.

True story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd race to win! Fuck that sloth prick...I mean ...something kind"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once got outwitted by a sloth.

I was complacent because it was slow but it diverted from the path and I had to catch it again.

True story"

Are you okay

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I once got outwitted by a sloth.

I was complacent because it was slow but it diverted from the path and I had to catch it again.

True story

Are you okay"

I'm OK but I'm embarrassed that it was more intelligent than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to, how fast would you run if you were racing against a sloth?"

I'd give it my very best sashay, I may loose, but I would look fab doing it.

Mwaaaah,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once got outwitted by a sloth.

I was complacent because it was slow but it diverted from the path and I had to catch it again.

True story

Are you okay

I'm OK but I'm embarrassed that it was more intelligent than me."

You’re right to be embarrassed

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