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Women what’s it like having boobs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you aware they are there all the time, or do they surprise You now and again cause you forgot about them, like you look down and you go ‘Oh yeah, these guys!’ Then you give them a A little jiggle and smile to yourself ?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I am fully aware of them at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am fully aware of them at all times "

This this and this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Heavy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am fully aware of them at all times "
yes just this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m imagining a kitten remembering it has a tail from what you’ve described

No I don’t ‘forget they’re there’ and have a giggle and a jiggle when I remember ! I haven’t seen my feet in years and my back hurts!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Awesome

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm no more aware of them than o am of my arms or my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hang around sometimes being useful sometimes being a pain as they get in the way.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Honestly? Most of the time they're a pain in the arse

They get in the way, they make your back ache, they hurt when knocked, things drop down your cleavage and are lost forever, they make clothes not fit properly.

But...they are nice to look at and squish, and it feels nice when sexy men play with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am fully aware of them at all times "

I’m fully aware of yours too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly? Most of the time they're a pain in the arse

They get in the way, they make your back ache, they hurt when knocked, things drop down your cleavage and are lost forever, they make clothes not fit properly.

But...they are nice to look at and squish, and it feels nice when sexy men play with them "

Do they feel like bags of sand like I’ve heard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage? "

Even after the proper shake out on the way out of the cinema! Every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage? "

We’re your tits trying to eat your popcorn ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hopefully someday I will get to see some real ones in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hardly have any to speak of so I often wonder the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage?

Even after the proper shake out on the way out of the cinema! Every time"
saving some for me

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Hopefully someday I will get to see some real ones in the flesh "

If you study hard all your dreams will come true

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's sort of like having an overhanging belly, but two of them, higher up and heavier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully someday I will get to see some real ones in the flesh

If you study hard all your dreams will come true "

I’ve got a CSE in boobs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage? "

That’s what you call a midnight snack winning

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Hopefully someday I will get to see some real ones in the flesh

If you study hard all your dreams will come true

I’ve got a CSE in boobs"

Well done you! I hope you framed your certificate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobs. I also have back pain and shoulder pain. I cant sleep on my front cos it hurts. A decent bra is a days wages.

So yes, I'm aware that I have them. And I can't say they are great to have

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

I love i actually have boobs now ,from having tiny ones its great but shame they are heading due south ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you aware they are there all the time, or do they surprise You now and again cause you forgot about them, like you look down and you go ‘Oh yeah, these guys!’ Then you give them a A little jiggle and smile to yourself ?! "

Exactly this!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage? "

Crusty bread rolls or anything involving flaky pastry is worse

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By *lter_ego78Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I hardly have any to speak of so I often wonder the same! "

Small but perfectly formed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage?

Crusty bread rolls or anything involving flaky pastry is worse"

Biscuit crumbs

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"It's sort of like having an overhanging belly, but two of them, higher up and heavier."

Ah, someone who's put it into terms I can relate to

Oh, wait, the overhanging belly is not a good thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like having mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any of you ladies wanna take he weight off for a while feel free to rest them on my face a while

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Mine arent big enough for me to notice or give a crp. Save a fortune on bras though

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Sure, I give them a good squeeze and start masturbating when noone looking. If they were big enough, I be licking those erect nipples...nice and squishy to keep my arms warm when I cross them.

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By *lackCherry...Woman
over a year ago

North East

I do love my boobs and I'm generally kind of aware of them, same as I'm aware of my tummy and my bum lol. Think its maybe a self-conscious thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs are fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be getting some soon if the pool and gym doesn't open quickly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's sort of like having an overhanging belly, but two of them, higher up and heavier.

Ah, someone who's put it into terms I can relate to

Oh, wait, the overhanging belly is not a good thing.... "

I mostly find mine annoying tbh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There is nothing quite so beautiful to beyond as a pair of bountiful, bouncing boobies (especially if I am situated directly beneath them at the time)

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"Are you aware they are there all the time, or do they surprise You now and again cause you forgot about them, like you look down and you go ‘Oh yeah, these guys!’ Then you give them a A little jiggle and smile to yourself ?! "

Can't say I have ever forgotten mine are there.

What about you OP, have you ever forgotten you have a penis & suddenly been surprised when you rediscover it?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

OMG I’ve got boobs! I forgot.

Bear with, I’m gonna have a little jiggle and smile.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah, I frequently forget about them. It's only posts like these that help me remember them, they are so forgettable otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG I’ve got boobs! I forgot.

Bear with, I’m gonna have a little jiggle and smile. "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, I frequently forget about them. It's only posts like these that help me remember them, they are so forgettable otherwise. "

That

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mine are ever changing throughout life! A Bountiful never ending journey of pleasure and lets not forget, years of nourishment for my babies!

They might have seen better days as far as societies idea of what constitutes a 'nice pair'. But they serve me well in the erogenous zone!

How could I forget them!

Good bras are pricey, which is also a constant reminder.

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Kind of used to having them around...like my nose or my knees. Only times I become aware of them are when I go for a run (sports bra required), when buying clothes (bit of stretch to the fabric preferred) and when playing golf (only tried once...couldn’t swing my arms close enough to my body because of them...fucking boring game anyway...I’d rather go for a walk)

Oh, and when men are present!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are bombs. I love their multifunctional purpose. Being lucky to be able to nurse my babies, fill in my favourite dresses in nicest way and pleasuring some people..

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

It's great having boobs. I love mine. They have a fan club.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My boobs have been part of me for 42yrs so it is hard to forget about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sometimes look at your boobs and wonder why they have so much power over men?

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

It's kind of like a man being asked if they forget their cock is there isn't it...?

Enjoyed lockdown for the bralessness

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Constantly.. they're bags of useless fat...what's so interesting about them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you sometimes look at your boobs and wonder why they have so much power over men?"

But why wonder if most of us know? Its squishy comforter bringing welcomed softness in contrast with his hard chest. It makes for a good focal point with aureolas acting like traffic lights. It moves! So they chase it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anyone else come back from the cinema and find half their popcorn in their bra and cleavage?

Even after the proper shake out on the way out of the cinema! Every time saving some for me "

Obviously

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Are you aware they are there all the time, or do they surprise You now and again cause you forgot about them, like you look down and you go ‘Oh yeah, these guys!’ Then you give them a A little jiggle and smile to yourself ?! "

Liken it to this - are you aware you have a cock!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I certainly remember mine when I wake up and one is over my mouth and another is under my armpit...they can be bloody dangerous

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I had a moderate set before lockdown but now I’m something of an 80’s “page 3 stunnah” in that department (only hairier)

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually men who are aware of my boobs when they talk to them instead of my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's usually men who are aware of my boobs when they talk to them instead of my face."

Nice face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's usually men who are aware of my boobs when they talk to them instead of my face.

Nice face."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobs sometimes I wish I had'nt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavy.... "
this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you aware they are there all the time, or do they surprise You now and again cause you forgot about them, like you look down and you go ‘Oh yeah, these guys!’ Then you give them a A little jiggle and smile to yourself ?! "

I think it's like having a weight on your chest!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"It's usually men who are aware of my boobs when they talk to them instead of my face."

It’s not just the women that get that...

Seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am fully aware of them at all times

This this and this "

That's three boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at them in a mirror bouncing in circular motion while I'm brushing my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never understood the fascination with boobs. I mean every other person has them. They are just there.

Currently mine hurt and are very tender x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at them in a mirror bouncing in circular motion while I'm brushing my teeth."

Do you brush your teeth in circular motion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blinking annoying especially when u have to lean over people

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’d like to have someone to carry them for a few hours a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to have someone to carry them for a few hours a day. "

Attached or detached from your body?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’d like to have someone to carry them for a few hours a day.

Attached or detached from your body?"

Attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at them in a mirror bouncing in circular motion while I'm brushing my teeth.

Do you brush your teeth in circular motion?"

Yes, for some part of the routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to have someone to carry them for a few hours a day.

Attached or detached from your body?

Attached."

Glad to know. Noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they ache for a few days and hurt if I accidentally brush against anything with them, yes, I am acutely aware of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at them in a mirror bouncing in circular motion while I'm brushing my teeth.

Do you brush your teeth in circular motion?

Yes, for some part of the routine."

I put mine in the dishwasher. You should consider dentures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at them in a mirror bouncing in circular motion while I'm brushing my teeth.

Do you brush your teeth in circular motion?

Yes, for some part of the routine.

I put mine in the dishwasher. You should consider dentures!"

Well that's an idea. When I get them - you'll be the first to receive a gum job.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner


"I am fully aware of them at all times "

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at them in a mirror bouncing in circular motion while I'm brushing my teeth.

Do you brush your teeth in circular motion?

Yes, for some part of the routine.

I put mine in the dishwasher. You should consider dentures!

Well that's an idea. When I get them - you'll be the first to receive a gum job."

Great. I cannot wait for that day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs and sun are similar. If you were sunglasses, you can stare at them for longer!

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I lost a ball of my lip piercing....found it 6 hours later down my bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love having boobs, love the way they feel and the why the bounce when I walk. I have a few sneaky gropes most days too!

My boobs are cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's usually men who are aware of my boobs when they talk to them instead of my face.

It’s not just the women that get that...

Seriously!

"

True

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I lost a ball of my lip piercing....found it 6 hours later down my bra!"

I have that problem, except with crisps not lip piercings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost a ball of my lip piercing....found it 6 hours later down my bra!

I have that problem, except with crisps not lip piercings.

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Do you cook your crisp in there?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I lost a ball of my lip piercing....found it 6 hours later down my bra!

I have that problem, except with crisps not lip piercings.

Do you cook your crisp in there?"

No, they come pre cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost a ball of my lip piercing....found it 6 hours later down my bra!

I have that problem, except with crisps not lip piercings.

Do you cook your crisp in there?

No, they come pre cooked "

What a waste of those breasts! Let me see if I can make something out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find them quite useful for drying the rim of glasses/cups off the draining board

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"I have boobs. I also have back pain and shoulder pain. I cant sleep on my front cos it hurts. A decent bra is a days wages.

So yes, I'm aware that I have them. And I can't say they are great to have

"

All of this.

They are heavy. They feel more supported in a bra but dear god, bras hurt, and they get in the way. All the god damn time.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Do you sometimes look at your boobs and wonder why they have so much power over men?"

Boobs have a way of hypn*tising men.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha i have those issues too! X

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