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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on then fucknuggets, what can your dear old Auntie P help you with on this zillionth say of lockdown?

What's grinding your gears?

What's boiling your piss?

What's got you holding your head in your hands and praying for the powers of invisibility?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Who you calling a Fucknugget

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who you calling a Fucknugget "

Huzzah! You are THE fucknugget. King fucknugget from Nuggetsville. Tis a term of endearment my angry little friend.

Nobody on this earth will ever reach your level of fucknuggetry

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Auntie P!

My tummy looks like a sad frog and think I heard a maudlin ribbit.

How do I explain this to a post lockdown meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie P!

My tummy looks like a sad frog and think I heard a maudlin ribbit.

How do I explain this to a post lockdown meet? "

You tell them it's your unique selling point. You also say "well.... this may come across a little harsh, and I assure you it isn't meant that way but... FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE, it's my body and it's conspiring against me, I don't need your judgement too"

*whisper* "cunt"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Who you calling a Fucknugget

Huzzah! You are THE fucknugget. King fucknugget from Nuggetsville. Tis a term of endearment my angry little friend.

Nobody on this earth will ever reach your level of fucknuggetry

"
Once again you are correct

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Auntie P!

My tummy looks like a sad frog and think I heard a maudlin ribbit.

How do I explain this to a post lockdown meet?

You tell them it's your unique selling point. You also say "well.... this may come across a little harsh, and I assure you it isn't meant that way but... FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE, it's my body and it's conspiring against me, I don't need your judgement too"

*whisper* "cunt""

The flaw in this plan is that I don't have a whisper setting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie P!

My tummy looks like a sad frog and think I heard a maudlin ribbit.

How do I explain this to a post lockdown meet?

You tell them it's your unique selling point. You also say "well.... this may come across a little harsh, and I assure you it isn't meant that way but... FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE, it's my body and it's conspiring against me, I don't need your judgement too"

*whisper* "cunt"

The flaw in this plan is that I don't have a whisper setting! "

In that case, write it on a post it note and stick it on his forehead as you walk away

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