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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His hole gets welded. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that.

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

That's some sticky goo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t you just stick a knife in the end of it like I do with my eyelash glue tube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

She didn’t clean you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t you just stick a knife in the end of it like I do with my eyelash glue tube?"

I was thinking a pin or skewer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t you just stick a knife in the end of it like I do with my eyelash glue tube?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t you just stick a knife in the end of it like I do with my eyelash glue tube?"

i snip the end off with scissors

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t you just stick a knife in the end of it like I do with my eyelash glue tube?"

I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can imagine all the guys crossing their legs now

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Mine is semen, not cement. Can still piss. It just flows out in two opposite directions and piss just gets everywhere. Sorry to all the women whose toilet mats I have drenched over the years. On second thoughts... Ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is semen, not cement. Can still piss. It just flows out in two opposite directions and piss just gets everywhere. Sorry to all the women whose toilet mats I have drenched over the years. On second thoughts... Ha ha. "

"Not cement"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Men

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Jeez, have you ever heard of wet wipes?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, i always have to have a sit down wee though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but sometimes my knob gets stuck to the boxers with precum.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess! "

Favourite saying lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no idea this was a thing

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol "

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can’t you just stick a knife in the end of it like I do with my eyelash glue tube?"

Omg

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By *iercedlotsCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

So after you cum you just leave it? Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Cant beat a good teacher

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So after men cum some of the internal pipes get a bit of blockage from residual jizz or our insides haven't quite calibrated which valves to open and close I dunno. So the piss comes spitting out like some fancy twirly water fountain. Back me up guys. "

Can I install one in my garden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's a separate issue to what I'm talking about but yea you're right, sometimes I can be trying to piss for 5 mins straight after I've cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need flushing

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Wipe it up properly afterwards perhaps.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Cant beat a good teacher"

Can get beaten by one though

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?

Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Except the OPS eye , that isnt open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I install one in my garden?"

Bespoke water feature! Eye-catching ;p

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

That's a separate issue to what I'm talking about but yea you're right, sometimes I can be trying to piss for 5 mins straight after I've cum

Sometimes it takes me a while too but that's more from everything twitching from aftershocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

So after you cum you just leave it? Yuk! "

Sorry, I'll get up and clean myself straight away next time just for you

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By *SAFUNONLY1Man
over a year ago

conwy

This has never happened to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what do you do OP once you realise you've been welded shut ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Except the OPS eye , that isnt open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Except the OPS eye , that isnt open

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?

Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women

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We do wipe. Check the curtains.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I install one in my garden?

Bespoke water feature! Eye-catching ;p"

I thought so too! Nobody else will have one anyway!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"This has never happened to me!

I’m so glad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, what do you do OP once you realise you've been welded shut ?"

A little gentle prise apart, a piss and then a good wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Cant beat a good teacher

Can get beaten by one though

Well i guess someone likes the cain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

So after you cum you just leave it? Yuk!

Sorry, I'll get up and clean myself straight away next time just for you

I would expect no less!

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By *ong Kong PhooeyMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Same!!

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?

Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women

We do wipe. Check the curtains. "

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?

Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women

We do wipe. Check the curtains. "

I've no curtains ... I guess those guys left un-wiped ha.

Prise open, OP?? ouch ... does that sound as uncomfortable as it reads or is it one of those random actions that's oddly satisfying ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a thing?

Every day is a school day i guess!

Favourite saying lol

This place can be eye opening. The school of fab

Cant beat a good teacher

Can get beaten by one though

Well i guess someone likes the cain! "

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Not had that not gonna lie!

To be fair I usually get the wipes out after or she cleans every drop up

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I install one in my garden?

Bespoke water feature! Eye-catching ;p

I thought so too! Nobody else will have one anyway! "

Be a b**ch to get the plumbing right though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought all blokes went to clean up afterwards for a wee and a wipe?

Certainly doesn't have the cement effect on us women

We do wipe. Check the curtains.

I've no curtains ... I guess those guys left un-wiped ha.

Prise open, OP?? ouch ... does that sound as uncomfortable as it reads or is it one of those random actions that's oddly satisfying ?

You would barely even notice it was welded shut when you prise it open, but when piss tries to flow through it, that's when you know about it.

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By *ong Kong PhooeyMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Same here!!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

That's why you have someone else with you, or a box of tissues, to help with clean up

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That's why you have someone else with you, or a box of tissues, to help with clean up

That’s why Iv never seen this issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never in my time, have i ever experienced this!

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

I would have said to her well you made the mess now clean it up be all dominant like

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

Can’t say this has ever happened to me mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say I've shot a lot of loads in my time..

But never had anything like that..or even heard of anything like that!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Kinda surprised nobody has suggested OP ought to book an appointment with his GP pronto.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Kinda surprised nobody has suggested OP ought to book an appointment with his GP pronto. "

How they ain't seen anyone but he can phone

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When you've shot your load, then go for a Jimmy Riddle an hour later, then get the shock of your life when you realise your man goo has welded your hole shut, anyone else ?

Wash your dick.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Kinda surprised nobody has suggested OP ought to book an appointment with his GP pronto. "

And many GPs are doing video consultations at the moment

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Kinda surprised nobody has suggested OP ought to book an appointment with his GP pronto.

How they ain't seen anyone but he can phone"
It was a joke. But to answer seriously, there are consultations via video chat etc I believe. If my cock had welded shut, I'd probably tell a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, i always have to have a sit down wee though! "

Me too.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Corkscrew time

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? "
just what I was thinking ewwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww

Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww

Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ?

Probably falls asleep

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww

Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ?

Surely you must at least wipe it straight after?

it has never happened to me btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here you go, seems I'm normal after all

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-normal-that-semen-leaks-out-after-ejaculation-90-of-it-comes-out-during-orgasm-and-10-will-leak-out-for-20-25-minutes-afterwards-at-intervals

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? just what I was thinking ewwww

Have you never layed in bed for one hour after masturbating before going for a wash ?

Surely you must at least wipe it straight after?

it has never happened to me btw

D."
good to hear d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you guys really go about your day with a post wank dick and dont wash? "

Semen dries pretty quickly.

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