FabSwingers.com forum: If fab was a prison.......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I like a quiet life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9. Anyone for a revolution?

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over a year ago

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"9. Anyone for a revolution?

Tracy Chapman is down for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serving lunches and getting to chat to everyone before flittering away when it starts kicking off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 and 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9. Anyone for a revolution?

Tracy Chapman is down for that

She’s my getaway driver

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

Yes

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

Yes

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

Yes

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

Maybe

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!"

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Definitely 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably start working on a noose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More to the point Huey, what are we in for?

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

2&4

Stand up and be counted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8. Stick me in the library

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15, I have plenty of smuggle holes and if I get a cavity search.... bonus!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More to the point Huey, what are we in for? "
Crimes against the general public and assorted misdemeanours.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Ooh which option is for being restrained and searched intimately, please?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

9 and 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant beat the system roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42."

I like 42

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

2, 4, 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

I like 42

I like lemon buttercream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

I like 42

I like lemon buttercream

Me too and I make the best you'll ever taste!!

OP I would probably go for 5 because I'm a chicken

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’d be in solitary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

I like 42

I like lemon buttercream

Me too and I make the best you'll ever taste!!

OP I would probably go for 5 because I'm a chicken

Noooo! Come work in the kitchen with me we’ll eat the good snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42.

I like 42

I like lemon buttercream

Me too and I make the best you'll ever taste!!

OP I would probably go for 5 because I'm a chicken

Damn. I’ma vegetarian. Otherwise I’d eat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too and I make the best you'll ever taste!!

OP I would probably go for 5 because I'm a chicken

Noooo! Come work in the kitchen with me we’ll eat the good snacks

Only if you promise to take care of me

ooh we can steal the milkshake!

I'm definitely joining you in the kitchen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too and I make the best you'll ever taste!!

OP I would probably go for 5 because I'm a chicken

Noooo! Come work in the kitchen with me we’ll eat the good snacks

Only if you promise to take care of me

ooh we can steal the milkshake!

I'm definitely joining you in the kitchen!!

we’ll have all the milkshakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whoop, whoop, Whoop alert, the Kitchen has been put out of bounds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11. Those prison guards get some good action!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Has to be a mixture of these ....

make an alliance too many and will backfire on you;

choose your battles wisely, having eyes in the back of your head as you never know what is around the corner;

when it gets too much get yourself in solitary confinement for peace and quiet;

finally you’ll know your release date so count down the days, you’ll be surprised how quick time can go

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This Jail MUST be filled, for ONLY THEN is business good.

YOU THERE!

YES YOU!

You look guilty!

What have you to say for yourself?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I think a few jealously guard ‘their’ possessions already OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a few jealously guard ‘their’ possessions already OP

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Some are entitled too, and some are just mean prisoners!

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over a year ago

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

9. I'm innocent and my only crime is trying to break out of prison..

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!"

Definitely 2.

A multi-skilled conglomerate would be able to exert formidable force.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!

Definitely 2.

A multi-skilled conglomerate would be able to exert formidable force."
Your scary!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

There’s not a option for becoming the top dogs bitch sleep your way to the top

...So I would probably say 4...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

11 A Guard.

As I used to be one anyway so at least I'd know what to do

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!

Definitely 2.

A multi-skilled conglomerate would be able to exert formidable force. Your scary!

Haha! Who's voice did you read it with?

Try James Earl Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!"

10. Have a well paid job and go home wins hands down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!

Definitely 2.

A multi-skilled conglomerate would be able to exert formidable force. Your scary!

Haha! Who's voice did you read it with?

Try James Earl Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9. I don’t like confined spaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"9. I don’t like confined spaces

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Well if you look at my choices, you could be my possible out! But to ALL others this is a prison NOT a dating service OPs privileges!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

10...if I couldn't be the guv'nor it would be a 9...

i always most want what I can't have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9. I don’t like confined spaces

Well if you look at my choices, you could be my possible out! But to ALL others this is a prison NOT a dating service OPs privileges!!"

I’m breaking free as I type

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By *ucker4you500Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Be a slut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"9. I don’t like confined spaces

Well if you look at my choices, you could be my possible out! But to ALL others this is a prison NOT a dating service OPs privileges!!

I’m breaking free as I type

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Defenitly be the governor

are we ready !!!

Let the party begginning

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defenitly be the governor

are we ready !!!

Let the party begginning

Oops!

A lenient governor

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Defenitly be the governor

are we ready !!!

Let the party begginning

Oops!

A lenient governor

Policy number 1 and the only one

Everyone will serve my wishes and i will make everyone wishes come true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defenitly be the governor

are we ready !!!

Let the party begginning

Oops!

A lenient governor

Policy number 1 and the only one

Everyone will serve my wishes and i will make everyone wishes come true

"
Your scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!

10. Have a well paid job and go home wins hands down. "
An outlaw gets the chance to go home! Life definitely isn't fair!!

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

wheres option fuck the guard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wheres option fuck the guard

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No 2...with a written message.

A word of advice: Use that body as a bargaining chip for favours. Otherwise those guards will pass you around like a football

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m gona say 13 just make the most of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m gona say 13 just make the most of it

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We'll share a cell.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Hope it would be like those sexy 90s style porn films I saw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m gona say 13 just make the most of it

We'll share a cell.

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...and a nice birthday cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15, I could do with a 60 inch telly in my run down cage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope it would be like those sexy 90s style porn films I saw

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Fab Prison XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"15, I could do with a 60 inch telly in my run down cage"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it would be like those sexy 90s style porn films I saw

Prisoner Cell Block H?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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6. Because I give him head.

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over a year ago

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Serving lunches and getting to chat to everyone before flittering away when it starts kicking off "

Depends on whats being served up

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

Does 6 involve actual petting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't get any less sex than now thats for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"12"
Hello Kaiser Soze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope it would be like those sexy 90s style porn films I saw

Prisoner Cell Block H?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't get any less sex than now thats for sure."

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m gona say 13 just make the most of it

We'll share a cell.

...and a nice birthday cake!

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does 6 involve actual petting?

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That question is a hell of a question!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m gona say 13 just make the most of it

We'll share a cell.

...and a nice birthday cake!

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you asking because you are in prison? Because I can take a few things from the shelf if I get something like that in them pictures that can’t block me xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you asking because you are in prison? Because I can take a few things from the shelf if I get something like that in them pictures that can’t block me xoxo

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Me! In prison!

NEVER!! They'll have to catch me first!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Defenitly be the governor

are we ready !!!

Let the party begginning

Oops!

A lenient governor

Policy number 1 and the only one

Everyone will serve my wishes and i will make everyone wishes come true

Your scary

I am not trust me OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Would you jealousy guard ALL your possessions.

2. Make alliances.

3. Have eyes in the back of your head.

4. Choose your battles wisely.

5. Put yourself in solitary confinement for your own protection.

6. Be the governor's pet.

7. Be a snitch.

8. Have a nice peaceful job in the prison.

9. Want to escape.

10. Be the governor.

11. Be a prison guard

12. Have a release date set.

13. Be cool with prison life.

14. Be a hardcore lifer.

15. Smuggle illegal items into the prison.

...and yes fab is not a prison, but there are similarities!

"
Coffee, Smokes and Cardigans? We have them already!

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"wheres option fuck the guard

No 2...with a written message.

A word of advice: Use that body as a bargaining chip for favours. Otherwise those guards will pass you around like a football

I'm happy with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wheres option fuck the guard

No 2...with a written message.

A word of advice: Use that body as a bargaining chip for favours. Otherwise those guards will pass you around like a football

I'm happy with that

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

12.......as long as I know when I'm being released I can work on the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"12.......as long as I know when I'm being released I can work on the rest

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Your release date has been held up due to clerical errors!

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

"Hope it would be like those sexy 90s style porn films I saw

Prisoner Cell Block H?

H for horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope it would be like those sexy 90s style porn films I saw

Prisoner Cell Block H?

H for horny

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