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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.

What’s that stuff in the middle of

1) Oreos

2) Custard creams

3) Bourbon biscuits

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

cum mixed with icing sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) the semen of your ancestors

2) fairy tears

3) the blood of your enemies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cum mixed with icing sugar."

For all three?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1) the semen of your ancestors

2) fairy tears

3) the blood of your enemies"

Explains why they’re all so delicious.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

1 - eye discharge with sugar

2 - month old hobo's dick cheese

3 - fresh truffle butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 - eye discharge with sugar

2 - month old hobo's dick cheese

3 - fresh truffle butter"

I love Oreos even more now.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Oh c'mon, the hobo's dick cheese was top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh c'mon, the hobo's dick cheese was top!"

I like my dick cheese in a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what happened to all the white dog shit.

David Cameron now makes money by donating his sperm

Magic

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

The souls of my previous meets.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.

What’s that stuff in the middle of

1) Oreos - when you burp a baby and they spit out all that white crap. It solidifies and the parents collect it in a tub until the Oreo men come round and weigh it and then offer a price for the contents.

2) Custard creams - school teachers, driving instructors and insurance salesmen collect their spittle which collects at the edge of their lips. It solidifies and they all collect it in a tub until the custard cream men come round and weigh it and then offer a price of the contents.

3) Bourbon biscuits - I don't know. Toads?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.

What’s that stuff in the middle of

1) Oreos - when you burp a baby and they spit out all that white crap. It solidifies and the parents collect it in a tub until the Oreo men come round and weigh it and then offer a price for the contents.

2) Custard creams - school teachers, driving instructors and insurance salesmen collect their spittle which collects at the edge of their lips. It solidifies and they all collect it in a tub until the custard cream men come round and weigh it and then offer a price of the contents.

3) Bourbon biscuits - I don't know. Toads?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "

I may have been a little bit sick in my mouth just now.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

So... Not toads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.

What’s that stuff in the middle of

1) Oreos ----- goat cum

2) Custard creams ------ old cum mixed with lemon essence

3) Bourbon biscuits ----- dried cow poo

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The souls of my previous meets. "
you have good taste!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what happened to all the white dog shit.

David Cameron now makes money by donating his sperm

Magic

"

Damn you Cameron and your magic cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.

What’s that stuff in the middle of

1) Oreos - when you burp a baby and they spit out all that white crap. It solidifies and the parents collect it in a tub until the Oreo men come round and weigh it and then offer a price for the contents.

2) Custard creams - school teachers, driving instructors and insurance salesmen collect their spittle which collects at the edge of their lips. It solidifies and they all collect it in a tub until the custard cream men come round and weigh it and then offer a price of the contents.

3) Bourbon biscuits - I don't know. Toads?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "

Toads!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, obviously I’m having a shite time so let’s have some fun.

What’s that stuff in the middle of

1) Oreos ----- goat cum

2) Custard creams ------ old cum mixed with lemon essence

3) Bourbon biscuits ----- dried cow poo

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE. "

The lemon really makes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, didn't see the bit about giving wrong answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Congealed decaying Cats milk

2. Congealed Semen

3. A combo of the above but with colouring.

Sugar added to cover unpleasantness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, didn't see the bit about giving wrong answers."

You’re a gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Congealed decaying Cats milk

2. Congealed Semen

3. A combo of the above but with colouring.

Sugar added to cover unpleasantness."

I normally like Congealed decaying Cats milk more. Taste better out of an Oreo.

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