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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm talking cock and dildos, leave the personality out of the equation!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm talking cock and dildos, leave the personality out of the equation!"

Harder than hard.

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

8 on Mohs harness scale?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft"

Without a doubt the best response !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Something that a cat couldn’t scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what I want to do with it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hard as it's unwrapped. Sensitive to every deliberate movement, and attached to someone who's vocal about that sensitivity.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft"

nice answer

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft

nice answer

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Yeah agreed ! Perfect way to start a blowjob

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm talking cock and dildos, leave the personality out of the equation!

Harder than hard."

Sounds like a Rosie Gaines rework

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Thanks to this thread I’m in the mood to give my lovely husband a blowjob tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"8 on Mohs harness scale?"

JerryRigsEverything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once impressed a woman once with how hard mine was, whilst we were watching Game of thrones.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Hard enough to give a decent boing when you pull his pants down

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hard enough to squeeze into tight spaces without bending

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hard enough to squeeze into tight spaces without bending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard enough to give a decent boing when you pull his pants down

I'm good at that.

At last - I have a skill!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hard and fit to burst

Wouldn't want it bending on the way in!!

Jo x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft"

Exactly this...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hard enough to give a decent boing when you pull his pants down

Or this....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?"

Definitely warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?

Definitely warm

Why so definitely? I've read numerous times women like to stick their glass dildos in the freezer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft"

That's poetry right there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?"

Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it can't chip my tooth it's not hard enough.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?

Definitely warm

Why so definitely? I've read numerous times women like to stick their glass dildos in the freezer!"

Oh I thought we were talking about dicks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?

Definitely warm

Why so definitely? I've read numerous times women like to stick their glass dildos in the freezer!

Oh I thought we were talking about dicks. "
Typical, doesn't even read the OP when she sees a mention of cable ties and duct tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it can't chip my tooth it's not hard enough. "

You really must prefer dildos to cocks then!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?

Definitely warm

Why so definitely? I've read numerous times women like to stick their glass dildos in the freezer!

Oh I thought we were talking about dicks. Typical, doesn't even read the OP when she sees a mention of cable ties and duct tape

Sorry all my blood rushed elsewhere...

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Nothing nicer than lips kissing melting, pressing into eachother, then reaching down to feel a semi hard cock spring into full to burst at the first touch

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I'm talking cock and dildos, leave the personality out of the equation!"
Hard and attached to a horny guy I fancy

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Hard enough to give a decent boing when you pull his pants down

I'm good at that.

At last - I have a skill!"

I'd need video proof before I could confirm that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real question is, are you able to sustain the hard on right after cumming, to keep it going and go for round 2??

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Dildos need to be a little less ridgid for reaching certain spots

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"Pretty flaccid until I wrap my lips around it and feel it hardening as I slowly work my way around the shaft"

Took the words out of my mouth.

Now that it’s hard... what does one do next??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread "

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what"

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard enough to give a decent boing when you pull his pants down

I'm good at that.

At last - I have a skill!

I'd need video proof before I could confirm that

It slaps my stomach while being released.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hard enough to give a decent boing when you pull his pants down

I'm good at that.

At last - I have a skill!

I'd need video proof before I could confirm that

It slaps my stomach while being released.

We need evidence and from different angles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner."

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me "

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit "

You snooze you lose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a hardness scale for cocks?..

Now we have something to worry about apart from size ffs!.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does ladies in here have cocks too? I thought, the ones in Thailand were the only ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft+ with an average penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose! "

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?"

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

Oh yes!"

I'll bring my bath bomb collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer a cock soft when we start playing. I love teasing with my tongue and feeling it grow in my mouth. Its an exciting challenge and when hes rock solid I then love him gripping my hair and fucking my mouth and throat as hard as he wants as hes totally in charge then xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

Oh yes!

I'll bring my bath bomb collection "

I've got the candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do many ladies have cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

Oh yes!

I'll bring my bath bomb collection

I've got the candles "

Basically all ingredients for a mad one

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Do many ladies have cocks?"
I have a strap on if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do many ladies have cocks? I have a strap on if that counts

Careful what you do with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing nicer than lips kissing melting, pressing into eachother, then reaching down to feel a semi hard cock spring into full to burst at the first touch

That's definitely how I like it X

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

Oh yes!

I'll bring my bath bomb collection

I've got the candles

Basically all ingredients for a mad one"

If you want it to get really freaky I've got some lavender bubble bath, I save it for the particularly crazy nights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to see Keekey's cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Keeley's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them so soft you have to use your fingers to squish them in the hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like them so soft you have to use your fingers to squish them in the hole "

Unless you would try to squish it in the meat grinder hole, my cock would never be soft in your fingers

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

Oh yes!

I'll bring my bath bomb collection

I've got the candles

Basically all ingredients for a mad one

If you want it to get really freaky I've got some lavender bubble bath, I save it for the particularly crazy nights. "

Got to admit got very hard thinking about sharing the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm talking cock and dildos, leave the personality out of the equation!"

Medium to well with a peppercorn sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them so soft you have to use your fingers to squish them in the hole

Unless you would try to squish it in the meat grinder hole, my cock would never be soft in your fingers

I'm flattered

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm talking cock and dildos, leave the personality out of the equation!

Medium to well with a peppercorn sauce"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Shameless wanking crouched in the corner on this thread

How did you know?

How did I know what

That I was shamelessly wanking crouched in the corner.

Haha I meant I was. Are you joining me

You were too slow, I've finished, mine was actually leaning over the sink while waiting for the bath to fill

Haha not often I dont finish first dammit

You snooze you lose!

Haha room for 2 in that bath?

Oh yes!

I'll bring my bath bomb collection

I've got the candles

Basically all ingredients for a mad one

If you want it to get really freaky I've got some lavender bubble bath, I save it for the particularly crazy nights.

Got to admit got very hard thinking about sharing the bath

Bloody hell, the bath is filling up pretty quick, I thought it was just going to be Oreo and I!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics! "

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry. "

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner! "

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!"

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles. "

Then, how do you blow them?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?"

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!"

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

As long as you put the fire out, that is all that matters! Maybe cut off the oxygen supply with a moist equipment?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

As long as you put the fire out, that is all that matters! Maybe cut off the oxygen supply with a moist equipment?"

Are you suggesting that I run my snuffer under the tap? You heathen! You should try to learn some candle keeping etiquette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

As long as you put the fire out, that is all that matters! Maybe cut off the oxygen supply with a moist equipment?

Are you suggesting that I run my snuffer under the tap? You heathen! You should try to learn some candle keeping etiquette."

I was going to excuse myself to use the bathroom. But then I have an opportunity to show my etiquette.

Excuse me, I need to go shake hands with a dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to later tonight!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

As long as you put the fire out, that is all that matters! Maybe cut off the oxygen supply with a moist equipment?

Are you suggesting that I run my snuffer under the tap? You heathen! You should try to learn some candle keeping etiquette.

I was going to excuse myself to use the bathroom. But then I have an opportunity to show my etiquette.

Excuse me, I need to go shake hands with a dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to later tonight!

You shouldn't be shaking hands with friends! Social distancing etc!

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over a year ago

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

As long as you put the fire out, that is all that matters! Maybe cut off the oxygen supply with a moist equipment?

Are you suggesting that I run my snuffer under the tap? You heathen! You should try to learn some candle keeping etiquette.

I was going to excuse myself to use the bathroom. But then I have an opportunity to show my etiquette.

Excuse me, I need to go shake hands with a dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to later tonight!

You shouldn't be shaking hands with friends! Social distancing etc! "

True. Maybe wait till all this is over!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I would love to see Keekey's cock!

Sorry, I don't send dick pics!

Damn! It was worth a try.

What about the next best thing?

I don't send pics of my candle collection either, sorry.

How about a picture of you blowing it out?

Do you think I'm some kind of commoner? I have a candle snuffer!

I am not an amateur candle owner!

A great idea. You don't want to burn your tongue!

You don't seem to understand candle ownership and maintenance, one does not lick candles.

Then, how do you blow them?

I don't, I have a candle snuffer!

I think this might be a case of crossed wicks

Okay. Show me a demo. You can use my cock as the candle, as it is not too expensive like yours!

You want me to set it on fire then bash it on the head with my snuffer? There really are kinks for everything

As long as you put the fire out, that is all that matters! Maybe cut off the oxygen supply with a moist equipment?

Are you suggesting that I run my snuffer under the tap? You heathen! You should try to learn some candle keeping etiquette.

I was going to excuse myself to use the bathroom. But then I have an opportunity to show my etiquette.

Excuse me, I need to go shake hands with a dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to later tonight!

You shouldn't be shaking hands with friends! Social distancing etc!

True. Maybe wait till all this is over!"

Good idea! Safety first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled not fried

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Boiled not fried"

But still oozy on the inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled not fried"

You’re satisfied, as long as you get your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled not fried

But still oozy on the inside?"

Yep.... You know when you have to properly bash it to make it ooze.

Good to see you back sexy lady

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"So hard but not rigid?

What about temperature?

Definitely warm

Why so definitely? I've read numerous times women like to stick their glass dildos in the freezer!"

I wouldn't try sticking your cock in the freezer

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