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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() i love older women too but not with zimmers ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() I've booked you an appointment at the retirement community. You'll love it. | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() Polo mints or worthers originals? | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() Does it come with 1 on 1 care ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() What about you...fancy an older guy ?...i have a selection of zimmer frames on display ![]() | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() Worthers originals are more granny territory ![]() | |||
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"My husband has a real thing for the more mature attractive ladies, he’s in his 30s and fancies women in their 60s... so I guess it totally depends on the person. X" Do you need to put a grey wig on to get kinky ? ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() From our prospective, not you ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I could be tempted, minimum requirement of a few grey hairs to set the scene though please | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() ![]() Is there an age barrier you have to pass before you're allowed the worthers? | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() I think 10 years above someone could be classed as older but the range changes as you get older. I'm sure we can find you a zimmer frame so you can reply with a of you with it ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had this ![]() I mean teeeeechnically he's not wrong, however definitely not the way to get into a ladies knickers ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() Anyone who wears dentures! | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ive a few going on in my beard does that count ?. Calling me an old grumpy B*stard really gets me going too if you could ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() ![]() I used to live in Werther, where they were originally made, when I was a student on my year out. This information brought to you courtesy of the Albonogorilla Store Of Uninteresting Facts ![]() | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I love a pointless fact! I used to live very close to the digestive biscuit factory and the smell was unreal! | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooh you dirty old codger! | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Easy tiger not too much too soon al have have to get my pace maker out | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() ![]() Grey hair and going to bed before 11pm are good indicators usually ![]() | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah, unfortunately the factory was long gone by the time I was there. But it was still, in places, a chocolate box pretty town. By German standards, at least ![]() | |||
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"Sue also gets hit on from young guns ..even though we dont look for them " They ask her to dust their homes with that feather duster sticking out her arse ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() It's relative. You ARE an older woman to an 18 year old. To a 50 year old you're not. ![]() | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank god I always stay up until at least midnight ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() For me an “older woman” so to speak I’d class as 11 years + age difference. Or if she’s based in Doncaster.... ![]() | |||
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"26+ or 27+ after my July birthday is an older woman to me ![]() ![]() or werthers originals | |||
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"You’re older than him for sure, but older woman you are not! I’d say an older woman is 40s+, but there is no right or wrong answer really. ![]() I’d agree with this. I’d only really class an older woman as someone with at least fifteen years on me. Other than that I don’t see it is a big deal, especially seen as colleagues and work friends are often much older than me but don’t feel older than me at all! ![]() | |||
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"As every year goes by more of you lovely ladies slip into my “ younger” category ![]() ![]() ![]() Are the women not ageing at the same speed as you? | |||
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"As every year goes by more of you lovely ladies slip into my “ younger” category ![]() ![]() ![]() Everyone knows women don’t age! | |||
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"To me 45+ would ne classed as an older lady which therefore makes me very old." Damn, that means I'm also old ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In your case, yes. | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm older than you ![]() | |||
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"Haha oh dear, there’s no way you need to hear that at a mere 38 xxx" It was definitely not what I needed, but thank you for the instant 10 year birthday! Hahaha. Where's all the cake I've missed out on? ![]() | |||
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"You are older to them , younger to me ![]() ![]() And I can only dream of being 39 again. Enjoy life while you are young, we only get one chance at it x | |||
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"You are older to them , younger to me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But a bright future and vitality can xxx | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol you are merely a baby ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() If it makes you feel better I have children older than you!... ![]() | |||
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"At 28 you are not old, the 18 year old is very much mistaken there!!!" He didn't say she was old, just older which she is. When I was 18 people of 28 seemed way older. | |||
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"Older women are fantastic at sex..and very grateful after... ![]() ![]() ![]() Grateful! ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() But the question is did he provide his ID? Or have written permission to stay out after his bedtime? | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Could only wish to look as good as you though! ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() you dont need to buy the items i have spares you can loan!!! lol ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() You're definitely not a older woman ![]() | |||
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"So, I've never really thought of myself as an older woman until getting a message from an 18 year old who said it's his fantasy to be with an older woman so messaged me.... Anyone know where I can buy a zimmer frame or some bifocal glasses please? ![]() ![]() ![]() Things taste best when they are mature and ripe, not when they are raw and not ready ![]() | |||
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"You’re older than him for sure, but older woman you are not! I’d say an older woman is 40s+, but there is no right or wrong answer really. ![]() Completely agree Anyway I think women look better with age. | |||
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"You’re older than him for sure, but older woman you are not! I’d say an older woman is 40s+, but there is no right or wrong answer really. ![]() Men grow mature with dignity (hopefully) whereas women blossom with age x | |||
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