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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t fill one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are the egg cups?

How long do I have to prepare?

Will I be "assisted"?

What happens to the cum afterwards?

Too many missing variables

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You must be yolking

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can keep the said item in its dispenser, I can comfortably rest my left and right testicle in 2 egg cups.

Keep them coming,work is slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat quail eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big are the egg cups?

How long do I have to prepare?

Will I be "assisted"?

What happens to the cum afterwards?

Too many missing variables

Standard sized

As long as you like

You may use your own hands, but you can watch porn

The clique stashes it, in case we need to frame you for a crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. God I missed my queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. God I missed my queen

I missed you too! I hope you’re okay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. God I missed my queen

I missed you too! I hope you’re okay

I’m great thanks. I have a couple egg cups here if anyone needs to borrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. God I missed my queen

I missed you too! I hope you’re okay

I’m great thanks. I have a couple egg cups here if anyone needs to borrow

I have eight for some reason

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

What's an egg cup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's an egg cup?

You put a boiled egg in it so you can dip your soldiers in

Or, if you’re council scum like me, you use shot glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's an egg cup?

Have I told you lately that I love you

You eat an egg out of it sweetheart, sometimes whilst crossing a zeeeeeebra crossing on the way to the leeeeeeesure centre to use the washroom

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What's an egg cup?

You put a boiled egg in it so you can dip your soldiers in

Or, if you’re council scum like me, you use shot glasses"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's an egg cup?

You put a boiled egg in it so you can dip your soldiers in

Or, if you’re council scum like me, you use shot glasses"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"What's an egg cup?

Have I told you lately that I love you

You eat an egg out of it sweetheart, sometimes whilst crossing a zeeeeeebra crossing on the way to the leeeeeeesure centre to use the washroom

Far too posh for me

think i'd stick with the shot glasses

Love ya too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it "

theres a quandary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

theres a quandary

I’ll drink his semen if you’ll have sex with me queenie

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Are you a researcher for Sydney University?

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By *unguy30Man
over a year ago

London

I’d go with one and a bit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

theres a quandary

I’ll drink his semen if you’ll have sex with me queenie

not sure what to say on that deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once"
did I inspire this thread with mine queenie lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

theres a quandary

I’ll drink his semen if you’ll have sex with me queenie

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a researcher for Sydney University?"

I own the university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe 1...if it was a quail egg cup...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

theres a quandary

I’ll drink his semen if you’ll have sex with me queenie

Deal!"

I'm not sure if that's erotic or plain weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

theres a quandary

I’ll drink his semen if you’ll have sex with me queenie

Deal!

I'm not sure if that's erotic or plain weird

It’s EROTIC! (Said in the voice of Waynetta)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tbh when I'm unleashed after this , probably fill a small goblet

I’ll let you have sex with me, if you can fill a small goblet with your semen and drink it

theres a quandary

I’ll drink his semen if you’ll have sex with me queenie

Deal!

I'm not sure if that's erotic or plain weird

It’s EROTIC! (Said in the voice of Waynetta)"

Go on then I'm in , I'll feast on Pineapple

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

So are egg cups the official measuring tool? How many egg cups does one need to fill to reach the dizzy heights of "heavy cummer" status?

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once"

In reality most wouldnt fill one... but on this post no doubt they will all need multiple

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Interesting experiment. Hmmmm. I thought I would boil an egg while I got worked up. Three minutes right? I won't need a timer for this one. Find the olive oil. Ooh. That's interesting. Pop the bread in the toaster. Butter. Hmmm. I wonder... OK yeah that works too. Not sure of the time but the toast is about to pop. Quickly grab a spoon. Not easy chasing an egg around a pan with one hand. Chuck it on the plate. Not long now. Hopefully I can make it to the toast. Just about. Throw it on the plate aaannnndd done! Oops I forgot the eggcup, but breakfast is ready for the guests in the B&B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So are egg cups the official measuring tool? How many egg cups does one need to fill to reach the dizzy heights of "heavy cummer" status?

3, at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly though I think if I was to cum in an egg cup it would spill over the sides not because of the amount just the splash back factor. I mean the stuff dowsnt just dribble out there is a reason it's called shot my load lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once"

I reckon 1-2 , how about you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly though I think if I was to cum in an egg cup it would spill over the sides not because of the amount just the splash back factor. I mean the stuff dowsnt just dribble out there is a reason it's called shot my load lol

I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick"
you started the thread queenie you gotta take the rough with the smooth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fellow can fill a wren egg.

With practice and prostate massage I think I could work up to an ostrich egg.

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By *ipShakerMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

When I was younger I used to produce a extreme amount. Since getting older, having the snip the amount has decreased. Though the amount is dependent on mood,time, excitement. There are so many things that can vary the volume.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Yes, I envisage some level of difficulty for men aiming for such a small measuring receptical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I envisage some level of difficulty for men aiming for such a small measuring receptical "

Just use a funnel

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

No idea, for me to get big amounts I need to let it build up for a few days and why would I do that?

as it is now I would struggle to fill a teaspoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough to fill a pram

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Enough to fill a pram

Well said Jamie! Although they are big enough to fill a car now

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once"

Watch a couple of my vids, then take your best guess

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Yes, I envisage some level of difficulty for men aiming for such a small measuring receptical "

I went through ivf, and a vasectomy, and let me tell you, filling those specimen tubes is an art

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once

Watch a couple of my vids, then take your best guess

I don’t want to

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once

Watch a couple of my vids, then take your best guess

I don’t want to

The thing is, it’s not like having a pee, where you have some degree of control; aiming, stop-start etc........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enough to fill a pram

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I got 5 children I must be a hell of a.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enough to fill a pram

Excuse me

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By *omethingDifferentMan
over a year ago

In the Wilderness of Beyond

"How many egg cups do you reckon you could fill with your cum? Just after cumming once"

There’s only one way to find out I suppose. Will give me something to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

Not even a dribble

Nothing

Dust

But luckily we have five kids so I’m just clean and tidy and no mess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None

Not even a dribble

Nothing

Dust

But luckily we have five kids so I’m just clean and tidy and no mess.

Woah, so like a yawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t fill one"

This! I think I’ve never really given it the chance to build up (insert wanker jibe at your will)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None

Not even a dribble

Nothing

Dust

But luckily we have five kids so I’m just clean and tidy and no mess.

Woah, so like a yawn?"

The truth is like a yawn!!

Nice cheers for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None

Not even a dribble

Nothing

Dust

But luckily we have five kids so I’m just clean and tidy and no mess.

Woah, so like a yawn?

The truth is like a yawn!!

Nice cheers for that.

Welcome

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