FabSwingers.com forum: Wednesday Forum Roll Call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning everyone....

Please report here to Major Ash for this weeks forum roll call if you're present and correct...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late!....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh I might be just present and roughly correct for the first time in the history!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning DS

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Left right left. Present and correct.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'm here front and centre sir!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning. "

Good morning MsGiveswood....I hope you have a great day...

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Morning everyone

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Gosh I might be just present and roughly correct for the first time in the history! "

Morning Private Rose...Can you still report to my office in the barracks please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh I might be just present and roughly correct for the first time in the history!

Morning Private Rose...Can you still report to my office in the barracks please...

I shall be marching willingly!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning DS"

Morning Private...Are you ready for duty?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Left right left. Present and correct. "

Morning Magneto...you have passed inspection....Have a great day....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here front and centre sir!"

Morning Private naughty....returning salute.....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

D."

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning everyone "

Morning Virgin Mary...Are you ready for duty?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Gosh I might be just present and roughly correct for the first time in the history!

Morning Private Rose...Can you still report to my office in the barracks please...

I shall be marching willingly!

I will put the kettle on and get my best hob nobs out....

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Good morning Ash. Present, never ever correct!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good morning Major Ash

100% present and correct today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore Da~ Good Morning

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash. Present, never ever correct!!"

Morning Private Sheikh.....I had a feeling you were never correct....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here ash and reporting for duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning. Present and ready for duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here enjoying the furlough another 3 weeks

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Morning!

I am present, but will never be correct

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Major Ash

100% present and correct today

Good morning Corporal Compersion.....I hope you have a fab day....x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bore Da~ Good Morning"

Bore Da Jac....Thanks for reporting in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am trying to move on with life

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here ash and reporting for duty"

Morning Sergeant Wookie......I have a mission for you should you choose to accept.....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

Good morning Major Ash.

That is so thoughtful Ash thank you. I always get tea in bed and today was no different.

I'm extremely blessed.

Jo.Xx

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

Morning all, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here ash and reporting for duty

Morning Sergeant Wookie......I have a mission for you should you choose to accept....."
always I gave my crossbow at the ready

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning. Present and ready for duty

Thanks for reporting in Private Mixedtape.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all X

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here enjoying the furlough another 3 weeks "

Are you looking forward to going back to work?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning!

I am present, but will never be correct

Morning Albino....At least you are present....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

Good morning Major Ash.

That is so thoughtful Ash thank you. I always get tea in bed and today was no different.

I'm extremely blessed.

Jo.Xx "

Good morning Sergeant Jo...I also always make Lorna a coffee when she gets up and then make breakfast for her.....x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all, x "

Morning not so innocent....Thanks for reporting in....x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Morning Ash

morning all

reporting for duty

please let me behave myself today

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here ash and reporting for duty

Morning Sergeant Wookie......I have a mission for you should you choose to accept..... always I gave my crossbow at the ready"

we have a convoy of IKEA flat pack furniture that needs protecting until it can be safely unloaded at the base....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all X

Morning Kazim....I hope you have a great day....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

morning all

reporting for duty

please let me behave myself today

Good morning Corporal Busty....could you report to my office please first for a personal inspection.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here ash and reporting for duty

Morning Sergeant Wookie......I have a mission for you should you choose to accept..... always I gave my crossbow at the ready

we have a convoy of IKEA flat pack furniture that needs protecting until it can be safely unloaded at the base...."
to be honest people are welcome to steal that tat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lieutenant Lois at the ready Major Ash.

Well sat at my desk in the kitchen watching tv

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

Good morning Major Ash.

That is so thoughtful Ash thank you. I always get tea in bed and today was no different.

I'm extremely blessed.

Jo.Xx

Good morning Sergeant Jo...I also always make Lorna a coffee when she gets up and then make breakfast for her.....x"

That's because you are an angel too.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy hump day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All present and erect

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here ash and reporting for duty

Morning Sergeant Wookie......I have a mission for you should you choose to accept..... always I gave my crossbow at the ready

we have a convoy of IKEA flat pack furniture that needs protecting until it can be safely unloaded at the base.... to be honest people are welcome to steal that tat lol"

You can always turn a blind eye if anyone nicks it so we can order some better quality furniture....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Morning Ash

morning all

reporting for duty

please let me behave myself today

Good morning Corporal Busty....could you report to my office please first for a personal inspection.....

On my way

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Happy hump day

Happy hump day to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Ash! I’m here, procrastinating.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lieutenant Lois at the ready Major Ash.

Well sat at my desk in the kitchen watching tv

Morning Lieutenant Lois......what are you watching in the kitchen?......

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"yo"

yo to you too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here ash and reporting for duty

Morning Sergeant Wookie......I have a mission for you should you choose to accept..... always I gave my crossbow at the ready

we have a convoy of IKEA flat pack furniture that needs protecting until it can be safely unloaded at the base.... to be honest people are welcome to steal that tat lol

You can always turn a blind eye if anyone nicks it so we can order some better quality furniture....

"
re claimed military is always the best

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

Good morning Major Ash.

That is so thoughtful Ash thank you. I always get tea in bed and today was no different.

I'm extremely blessed.

Jo.Xx

Good morning Sergeant Jo...I also always make Lorna a coffee when she gets up and then make breakfast for her.....x

That's because you are an angel too.

Jo.Xx "

Thank you Jo...we think you are too x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Happy hump day

Happy hump day Jack....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All present and erect

Morning Private lee....You better stand at the back of the parade!....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

morning all

reporting for duty

please let me behave myself today

Good morning Corporal Busty....could you report to my office please first for a personal inspection.....

On my way

I'm sorry that your personal inspection took such a long time......

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello Ash! I’m here, procrastinating.

Morning private steve......I'm an expert at procrastinating.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here enjoying the furlough another 3 weeks

Are you looking forward to going back to work?...."
Ha ha not really went back last week after 4 weeks off. Now off for another 3 he's asked me to go in the odd day for cash that suits me lol

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Morning all

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all"

Morning Cowboy......

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

Good morning Major Ash.

That is so thoughtful Ash thank you. I always get tea in bed and today was no different.

I'm extremely blessed.

Jo.Xx

Good morning Sergeant Jo...I also always make Lorna a coffee when she gets up and then make breakfast for her.....x

That's because you are an angel too.

Jo.Xx

Thank you Jo...we think you are too x"

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lieutenant Lois at the ready Major Ash.

Well sat at my desk in the kitchen watching tv

Morning Lieutenant Lois......what are you watching in the kitchen?......

I am watching Spooks from the start again. Clients keep calling and interrupting me though

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lieutenant Lois at the ready Major Ash.

Well sat at my desk in the kitchen watching tv

Morning Lieutenant Lois......what are you watching in the kitchen?......

I am watching Spooks from the start again. Clients keep calling and interrupting me though

Lorna and I are also watching Spooks...we are now up to Series 5....I hope no more clients call you!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lieutenant Lois at the ready Major Ash.

Well sat at my desk in the kitchen watching tv

Morning Lieutenant Lois......what are you watching in the kitchen?......

I am watching Spooks from the start again. Clients keep calling and interrupting me though

Oh i love spooks.

We are currently halfway through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning Ash

just me present and correct at the minute, Jo is having a lie in

Morning Private D....your mission is to make Jo a nice cup of tea or coffee when she gets up....

Good morning Major Ash.

That is so thoughtful Ash thank you. I always get tea in bed and today was no different.

I'm extremely blessed.

Jo.Xx

Good morning Sergeant Jo...I also always make Lorna a coffee when she gets up and then make breakfast for her.....x

That's because you are an angel too.

Jo.Xx

Thank you Jo...we think you are too x

Jo.Xx "

Awww Jo don't we have the best men.

I had a lay in too today, woke to a coffee and the washing done and hung out. What more could a girl want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Ash

morning all

reporting for duty

please let me behave myself today

Why? Thats no fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhahhhhhaaahhhahhgahhahhgaahhgahhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!

Tarzan style^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi di hoe

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Morning Ash

morning all

reporting for duty

please let me behave myself today

Why? Thats no fun.

I know

I’m failing miserably anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but not a regular so I possibly dont count for roll call

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm here but not a regular so I possibly dont count for roll call"

Welcome

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

What happens if I had been late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here but not a regular so I possibly dont count for roll call"

Of course you do.

Welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if I had been late

Its not pretty!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

I’m not a regular but as it’s just before the cutoff I thought I would say hello anyway.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m not a regular but as it’s just before the cutoff I thought I would say hello anyway. "

Hello and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Good morning everyone....

Please report here to Major Ash for this weeks forum roll call if you're present and correct...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late!....

We are about...

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"I’m not a regular but as it’s just before the cutoff I thought I would say hello anyway.

Hello and welcome

Thank you Belle. Very nice to meet you

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"What happens if I had been late

Its not pretty!

"
are you saying I should be earlier next time lol

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

"
no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here 12.59 just!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Here 12.59 just!"

Defo a back door entry then

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m not a regular but as it’s just before the cutoff I thought I would say hello anyway.

Hello and welcome

Thank you Belle. Very nice to meet you "

Lovely to meet you too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

no way

I would have been gentle

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

no way

I would have been gentle

"
I don’t care how gentle lol no no

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

no way

I would have been gentle

I don’t care how gentle lol no no"

Ok just don’t be late

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

no way

I would have been gentle

I don’t care how gentle lol no no

Ok just don’t be late

"
I’m just upset at the thought you will have to comfert me in those boobs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

no way

I would have been gentle

I don’t care how gentle lol no no

Ok just don’t be late

I’m just upset at the thought you will have to comfert me in those boobs

Sorry come here (((((boob cuddle)))))

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"What happens if I had been late

Back door entry

no way

I would have been gentle

I don’t care how gentle lol no no

Ok just don’t be late

I’m just upset at the thought you will have to comfert me in those boobs

Sorry come here (((((boob cuddle)))))

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