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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would it take to kill an elephant?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Two

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two

D."

Please explain

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Could chickens kill a elephant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it take to kill an elephant?"

One if it was frozen, why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could chickens kill a elephant?"

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it take to kill an elephant?

One if it was frozen, why?"

These are just questions I think about at night

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Two

D.

Please explain "

One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could chickens kill a elephant?

Maybe"

Nasty them chickens one nearly killed me once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two

D.

Please explain

One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......

D."

And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could chickens kill a elephant?

Maybe

Nasty them chickens one nearly killed me once"

Really?!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Two

D.

Please explain

One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......

D.

And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!"
what if the elephant stands on the chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.3

A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Two

D.

Please explain

One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......

D.

And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!"

the one in front pushes the elephants over the one behind!! Old school playground trick! Never fails!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two

D.

Please explain

One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......

D.

And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!

what if the elephant stands on the chicken "

Bye bye chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two

D.

Please explain

One kneels behind the elephants legs....the other comes in front of the elephant......

D.

And what, the elephant just gets a fright?!

the one in front pushes the elephants over the one behind!! Old school playground trick! Never fails!!

D."

Ah of course. I forgot how strong chickens are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0.3

A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs."

You could be on to something!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"0.3

A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.

You could be on to something!"

Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it take to kill an elephant?"

5, definitely 5 but would require coordination and teamwork. They’re not the easiest things to train, best of luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the elephant ate a chicken with bird flu, could bird flu kill the elephant?

Or would this only happen if the elephant thought it was a bird??

What if the elephant cho-ked on the chicken, that’s cho-ked on, not cho-ked the chicken!! (Won’t let me write that word without the little line)

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"0.3

A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.

You could be on to something!

Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!

D."

Of course he’s walking down the stairs, he went up to bed the night before.

Poultrify his perambulatory descent in the morning, prior to him getting a coffee, and your avian-assisted assassination is guaranteed to be a success.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

Of course he’s walking down the stairs, he went up to bed the night before

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D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0.3

A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.

You could be on to something!

Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!

D."

Well I’m assuming if they can walk up the stairs, surely they can walk back down them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant."

God you’re so smart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if the elephant ate a chicken with bird flu, could bird flu kill the elephant?

Or would this only happen if the elephant thought it was a bird??

What if the elephant cho-ked on the chicken, that’s cho-ked on, not cho-ked the chicken!! (Won’t let me write that word without the little line)"

Then that would class as one, if it died

And bird flu would only kill the elephant if the elephant identified as a bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it take to kill an elephant?

5, definitely 5 but would require coordination and teamwork. They’re not the easiest things to train, best of luck x"

Thank you x

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

If the chicken had a gun it’s possible

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to know a ninja chicken that could take on four elephants at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could chickens kill a elephant?

Maybe

Nasty them chickens one nearly killed me once

Really?!"

Wasn't cocked properly never been so ill

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"0.3

A single uncooked chicken breast carefully placed on a step and that elephant would be straight down those stairs.

You could be on to something!

Come on QL!! You are questioning my strong chickens but you are willing to accept a fucking elephant walking down the stairs!!

D.

Well I’m assuming if they can walk up the stairs, surely they can walk back down them?"

Yeh my bad QL I’ve just had it pointed out that the elephant had gone up the stairs to go to bed so it must be possible

D.

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole


"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant.

God you’re so smart"

Thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would it take to kill an elephant?"

Its 2AM thoughts time

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Just one,,,,,,,, if it stuck in its throat.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve changed my mind! One Chicken!

Chick Norris!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve changed my mind! One Chicken!

Chick Norris!!

D."

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it take to kill an elephant?

Its 2AM thoughts time "

It’s always 2am thoughts time

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’ve changed my mind! One Chicken!

Chick Norris!!

D.

Ffs "

D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would it take to kill an elephant?

Its 2AM thoughts time

It’s always 2am thoughts time "

Poor Mr.Leviosa

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Nobody has thought this through have they ? So assume chicken kills elephant, more of problem is how do you dispose of the body ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Nobody has thought this through have they ? So assume chicken kills elephant, more of problem is how do you dispose of the body ? "

Feed the ducks with it

D.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Nobody has thought this through have they ? So assume chicken kills elephant, more of problem is how do you dispose of the body ?

Feed the ducks with it

D.

But doesn't that make the Ducks accessory to the fact re disposal of evidence ?

Maybe I'm over thinking this , sorry , blame lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody has thought this through have they ? So assume chicken kills elephant, more of problem is how do you dispose of the body ?

Feed the ducks with it

D."

Or the pigs. They’ll eat anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it take to kill an elephant?

Its 2AM thoughts time

It’s always 2am thoughts time

Poor Mr.Leviosa "

I don’t wake him up anymore! I just write it down and ask you guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how heavy the chick is

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Would it take to kill an elephant?

Its 2AM thoughts time

It’s always 2am thoughts time

Poor Mr.Leviosa

I don’t wake him up anymore! I just write it down and ask you guys "

I actually believe that

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"A male elephant is about 6000kg, while the roosters of the golden comet chicken average on about 2,72kg. So if we divide 6000 by 2,72 we get about 2206 roosters for a draw. By this logic it would take 2207 chicken to kill an elephant."

Place a hen on the elephant and that might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One. It simply needs to say that if a chicken can cross the road, so should an elephant, then take it to a busy motorway or Trunk road to do so. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen lad its not how many chicks you got behind you its how you front it

1 thats all it takes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats goin on ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, why would the chickens want to kill an elephant? Whst on earth did the elephant do!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, why would the chickens want to kill an elephant? Whst on earth did the elephant do!!! "
elephants dont get that big without eating too much chicken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on, why would the chickens want to kill an elephant? Whst on earth did the elephant do!!! "

They have a rivalry that dates back to 1982

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is a trick question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think this is a trick question "

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this is a trick question

How?"
.. chickens are taboo to elephants the very thought of them sends them into suicide... think about it when was the last time yu saw a Nelly in a KFC ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think this is a trick question

How?.. chickens are taboo to elephants the very thought of them sends them into suicide... think about it when was the last time yu saw a Nelly in a KFC ? "

God I love KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you feed it one that should do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you feed it one that should do it. "

Do elephants not like chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you feed it one that should do it.

Do elephants not like chicken?"

Strict veggies. Could we vegans these days.

Oh it needs to be raw chicken.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Hang on, why would the chickens want to kill an elephant? Whst on earth did the elephant do!!! "

It was in the room, has nobody considered the elephant in the room.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Would it take to kill an elephant?"

Only one

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Two

D.

Please explain "

One in each nostril... not that I agree with chickens suffocating elephants though.

Cal

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