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So Bats have produced a disease....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that has put a stop to your sex life.

I don't mean your fab life I mean your entire sex life!

1. You must be bats to believe that!

2. Ain't no motherf*cking bat gonna stop me!

3. The next bat I meet is in deep sh*t.

4. No nature loving son of a b*tch will be there to see.

5. Is it true they use Sonar?

6. Those bloodsucking little !#*5G?#!

7. Is this payback for the bad press they get i.e Dracula?

8. Are bats edible?

9. Innocent until proven guilty?

10. Why blame the bat?

11. Where IS the caped crusader when you need him?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy

Cal"
Mandolin..Mandalorian who knows these day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bane was right all along ............ damn you batman.......

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Wheres robin ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are quite batty op. Keep it up,

Pick it up,

Keep Britain tidy,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bane was right all along ............ damn you batman......."
Bane or Bale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you are quite batty op. Keep it up,

Pick it up,

Keep Britain tidy, "
No sex please where British!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres robin .......... "
Good question

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy

Cal"

Capt Coronavirous's Pangolin... Great film. I don't remember everyone dying in it though.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Wheres robin .......... "

Eaten as dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy

Cal

Capt Coronavirous's Pangolin... Great film. I don't remember everyone dying in it though."
Save it for the intellectuals Cal your beginning to sound kinda bats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres robin ..........

Eaten as dessert"
Zapped by 5G?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think you are quite batty op. Keep it up,

Pick it up,

Keep Britain tidy, No sex please where British! "

Here British !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bane was right all along ............ damn you batman......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the hell is Ozzy Osborn, when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell is Ozzy Osborn, when you need him?"

Now THAT is totally off the wall!

? Did he spit out the heads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you are quite batty op. Keep it up,

Pick it up,

Keep Britain tidy, No sex please where British!

Here British !"
Too far British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell is Ozzy Osborn, when you need him?

Now THAT is totally off the wall!

? Did he spit out the heads."

I think one took a bite and the head got stuck to his lip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you are quite batty op. Keep it up,

Pick it up,

Keep Britain tidy, No sex please where British!

Here British ! Too far British"
! But i'll find you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the hell is Ozzy Osborn, when you need him?

Now THAT is totally off the wall!

? Did he spit out the heads.

I think one took a bite and the head got stuck to his lip."

A gruesome picture of the cruelty of bats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres robin ..........

Eaten as dessert"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres robin .......... Good question "

He died of bird flu...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's now though that the virus spread to people from Pangolins... I assume that a Pangolin is a Chinese musical instrument similar to a violin but more chineesy

Cal

Capt Coronavirous's Pangolin... Great film. I don't remember everyone dying in it though."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres robin .......... Good question

He died of bird flu..."
Is THAT here too!?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

All above but if I have to choose I go with 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All above but if I have to choose I go with 3 "
I feel sorry for them, you will ravage them and leave them drained like a Dracula victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't last long. Anything that is made in China doesn't last long enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of bats in labcoats now with smoking conical flasks of green shit, cooking up a disease for them pesky humans with their red eyes glowing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got bats living in my roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof! "

Covid 20 going to be released soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It won't last long. Anything that is made in China doesn't last long enough!"

Yes, and ALL those so quick to advertise they were wearing something made in China? Tasteless...I prefer my stuff Made in Italy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof!

Covid 20 going to be released soon!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thinking of bats in labcoats now with smoking conical flasks of green shit, cooking up a disease for them pesky humans with their red eyes glowing.... "
You have just recycled another Marvel Comics plot....where the bat turns into a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof! "
Belfry sounds better!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/06/20 12:40:05]"
Nice profile pic...but can you put your legs behind your shoulders like a bat does their wings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof! Belfry sounds better!!"

No that makes me sound like a crazy bat lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof!

Covid 20 going to be released soon!

"
You make it sound like an album!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof! Belfry sounds better!!

No that makes me sound like a crazy bat lady! "
No comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof!

Covid 20 going to be released soon!

You make it sound like an album! "

Now thats what i call covid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof!

Covid 20 going to be released soon!

You make it sound like an album!

Now thats what i call covid. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv got bats living in my roof!

Covid 20 going to be released soon!

You make it sound like an album!

Now thats what i call covid. "
...and I wonder WHO will cover THAT album the next time? What version will it be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why bullsh*t and not batsh*t when batsh*t sounds better?

Is it because it's harder to collect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why bullsh*t and not batsh*t when batsh*t sounds better?

Is it because it's harder to collect?

"

Its because bats are a protected Species so they have rights, where as bulls don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why bullsh*t and not batsh*t when batsh*t sounds better?

Is it because it's harder to collect?

Its because bats are a protected Species so they have rights, where as bulls don't. "
They NEED to lose those rights!

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