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Men: What we know so far- A review

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. They fab photos when they are told to.

2. No man has ever read a profile, not ever

3. Socks always stay on when getting naked, even in June, June’s not happy about it.

4. They are more preoccupied with cock size than women.

5. None of them know what 9 inches looks like, the ones that do are hoping that women don’t know what 9 inches is. (It’s the length of a kitchen roll, see they’re not even close).

Here end the review of men. Next week we review couples and that.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Damn it - I've lost man points because I do actually read profiles

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Scarily Accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scarily Accurate "

I bet you know what nine inches is Gramps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Scarily Accurate

I bet you know what nine inches is Gramps"

Actually no .

My tape measure only starts at 10 inches , that way I have a permanent 11 inch cock

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"1. They fab photos when they are told to.

2. No man has ever read a profile, not ever

3. Socks always stay on when getting naked, even in June, June’s not happy about it.

4. They are more preoccupied with cock size than women.

5. None of them know what 9 inches looks like, the ones that do are hoping that women don’t know what 9 inches is. (It’s the length of a kitchen roll, see they’re not even close).

Here end the review of men. Next week we review couples and that. "

Quickly gets the kitchen roll from... the Kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy??? "

No it means you’re not a stereotypical fab guy. Best way to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy???

No it means you’re not a stereotypical fab guy. Best way to be"

thanks queenie from you that's high praise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. They fab photos when they are told to.

2. No man has ever read a profile, not ever

3. Socks always stay on when getting naked, even in June, June’s not happy about it.

4. They are more preoccupied with cock size than women.

5. None of them know what 9 inches looks like, the ones that do are hoping that women don’t know what 9 inches is. (It’s the length of a kitchen roll, see they’re not even close).

Here end the review of men. Next week we review couples and that. "

Lies, all lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy???

No it means you’re not a stereotypical fab guy. Best way to be

thanks queenie from you that's high praise xx "

I’m feeling all soft. Don’t tell anyone this happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy???

No it means you’re not a stereotypical fab guy. Best way to be

thanks queenie from you that's high praise xx

I’m feeling all soft. Don’t tell anyone this happened "

I like you this way queenie it's nice xxx but dont worry your secrete is safe with me

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Scarily Accurate

I bet you know what nine inches is Gramps

Actually no .

My tape measure only starts at 10 inches , that way I have a permanent 11 inch cock "

Genius!

I'm going to use a paint roller against mine, and hope no-one realises it's only a 4 inch roller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy???

No it means you’re not a stereotypical fab guy. Best way to be

thanks queenie from you that's high praise xx

I’m feeling all soft. Don’t tell anyone this happened

I like you this way queenie it's nice xxx but dont worry your secrete is safe with me "

Did you not like me before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do read profiles and I've always got a tape measure on my hip so do know the length of things and to be honest I dont care how big guys cocks are as long as the women like mine lol.

Does that mean I'm not a normal fab guy???

No it means you’re not a stereotypical fab guy. Best way to be

thanks queenie from you that's high praise xx

I’m feeling all soft. Don’t tell anyone this happened

I like you this way queenie it's nice xxx but dont worry your secrete is safe with me

Did you not like me before?"

queenie I've always liked you I've just had the impression you dont like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superior sex innit...

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