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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? "

they separate the sex for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me if you dont mind my company..

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

they separate the sex for a reason."

What if I turn lesbian?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? "

Let’s do it and see what happens? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? "

You’d be worth doing time for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe "

Are you sure that's what they said?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

they separate the sex for a reason.

What if I turn lesbian? "

Greedy or else I watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe "

That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.

The garden is the safest bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.

Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll just come and visit you inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe

That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.

The garden is the safest bet "

I haven't got one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's got a garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe "

I took it as couples same room sex is illegal but dogging is ok at 2m distance or with your car windows done up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe

That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.

The garden is the safest bet

I haven't got one "

Then half hang out the window. Whether you’re seen as half in or half out on how optimistic the officer is. 50% chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll just come and visit you inside "

That's very kind of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just invite her round and masturbate from 2m is the safest option by the sounds

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe

Are you sure that's what they said?"

No but it's what I hoped they said

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.

Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know. "

How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

they separate the sex for a reason.

What if I turn lesbian?

Greedy or else I watch. "

Nothing wrong with being greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.

Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.

How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket "

none but the law is forbidding people from going inside a persons house for any activity even a cuppa tea, yet you can be around loads of people in a shop.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I wouldnt last 5 mins in a male prison with my hot cute bum !! Xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.

Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.

How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket

none but the law is forbidding people from going inside a persons house for any activity even a cuppa tea, yet you can be around loads of people in a shop. "

You should see how close and for how long workplaces have decided it's safe to be....it makes a complete mockery of this sex law.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe

That’s terrible advice. Both parties can be in trouble.

The garden is the safest bet

I haven't got one

Then half hang out the window. Whether you’re seen as half in or half out on how optimistic the officer is. 50% chance "

What if he joins in?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I think I can Jizz two meters, does the new law specifically mention socially distanced facials does anyone know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldnt last 5 mins in a male prison with my hot cute bum !! Xx "

You’d never run out of shower gels

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? "

Haha I'll take the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.

Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know.

How many people do you have sex with in the supermarket

none but the law is forbidding people from going inside a persons house for any activity even a cuppa tea, yet you can be around loads of people in a shop. "

You can use their loo, doesnt have to say someone else cant be sat on the loo for a bit of watersports maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a beer garden, allowed up to 6 right?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"I wouldnt last 5 mins in a male prison with my hot cute bum !! Xx

You’d never run out of shower gels "

And I do have a bad habit of bending over to pick the soap up, I'm my own worse enemy, lol xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Well from the wording of it, it's only the person who's house it is that will get arrested so make sure you do it in their house and you're safe "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

Haha I'll take the risk "

Joing the gang may as well have more inside if we're all going to be arrested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a beer garden, allowed up to 6 right? "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've got a beer garden, allowed up to 6 right? "

Oòoo like it...think I'll get myself a beer garden

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I think I can Jizz two meters, does the new law specifically mention socially distanced facials does anyone know?"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I wouldnt last 5 mins in a male prison with my hot cute bum !! Xx

You’d never run out of shower gels

And I do have a bad habit of bending over to pick the soap up, I'm my own worse enemy, lol xx "

It's only when you can't find the soap that you really need to worry

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come "

Sure

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

Haha I'll take the risk

Joing the gang may as well have more inside if we're all going to be arrested "

Imagine mixed sex prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what were you locked up In prison for?"

"Fucking"

....

That would be one hell of criminal record to have when going to an interview or such haha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up? "

You can shag in prison. I've seen documentaries on Pornhub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""So what were you locked up In prison for?"

"Fucking"

....

That would be one hell of criminal record to have when going to an interview or such haha... "

Surely I'd be given a chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For having sex in my household.

Who's going with me?

Does it mean we can shag when we're locked up?

You can shag in prison. I've seen documentaries on Pornhub."

I feel so much better after reading this

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile keep watch for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both parties would get a fine so the occupants of the property and the visitor.

Yet you can go wander around a supermarket with strangers you don’t know. "

Haven't you heard, all Supermarket roofs are being removed to turn them into outdoor markets to comply with the new rules.... fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its fine, I am an elite athlete, so exempt!

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