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Women: What we know so far - A review

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s sunny out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order."

I like boobs, maybe I'm a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

I like boobs, maybe I'm a man? "
Different species, probably offshoot from Jupiter.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They scare me....

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order."

Can i change fluffy slippers to bedsocks please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order."

I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises. "

Peonies are in my top 12 favourite flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right "

Oh forgot that one.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

"

No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "

I don't need one, I've used a woman before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right

Oh forgot that one. "

It’s because you just didn’t listen to her.....honestly, it’s like she was talking to herself. If you hadn’t wanted to be there any more, you just had to say.

(Puts flame suit on and runs )

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order."

How could you forget cake and puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right

Oh forgot that one. "

I know! Your eyes had glazed over at that point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "

RTFM indeed

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "

They don't even read profiles or remember they sent you the same copy and paste messages 6 times in the last 2 months. Occasionally they even put the wrong name at the front of their generic mass copy and paste message... #I'm not frustrated by men at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

How could you forget cake and puppies "

Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.

Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I love all animals but kittens and puppies will melt me... Not cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right

Oh forgot that one.

It’s because you just didn’t listen to her.....honestly, it’s like she was talking to herself. If you hadn’t wanted to be there any more, you just had to say.

(Puts flame suit on and runs )"

Yeah! What he said ^^^^^^^^^^

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

How could you forget cake and puppies

Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.

Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine."

Skint flint. Buy the woman champagne if you're really interested (post lockdown of course just incase someone complains)

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

They are always right and can be bribed with affection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right

Oh forgot that one.

I know! Your eyes had glazed over at that point "

Exactly.Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises.

Peonies are in my top 12 favourite flowers "

They are beautiful

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us are actually really straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway

They don't even read profiles or remember they sent you the same copy and paste messages 6 times in the last 2 months. Occasionally they even put the wrong name at the front of their generic mass copy and paste message... #I'm not frustrated by men at all "

Haha. I have a record at the moment, 27 messages of the same copy and paste. it will be in the 30's by tomorrow.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

How could you forget cake and puppies

Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.

Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine."

nope neither are for me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple!"

How could I forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they're indulgent

promiscuous

vivacious

and salacious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

"

And don’t believe if we say we’re fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple!

How could I forget "

Not tonight. I'm battling the ironing mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Designed to be accepted and loved, not understood

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple!

How could I forget

Not tonight. I'm battling the ironing mountain "

Nor me Im trying to behave

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

They are right...whatever it is..yes dear

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple!

How could I forget

Not tonight. I'm battling the ironing mountain

Nor me Im trying to behave "

Oh ive still got vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order."

I’d put Louboutins closer to the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Necessarily mental....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they're indulgent

promiscuous

vivacious

and salacious "

Always a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they're indulgent

promiscuous

vivacious

and salacious

Always a charmer "
lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Necessarily mental...."

I prefer to be called nutty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ditzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pros

****

Boobs

Smell nice

Actually funny

Keep ya dickhead mode at bay

Cons

****

What?..why?!

Dancing Queen

Avocado obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are complicated

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Pros

****

Boobs

Smell nice

Actually funny

Keep ya dickhead mode at bay

Cons

****

What?..why?!

Dancing Queen

Avocado obsession"

Iv never had an avocado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are great at microwave pasty’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed us all the time. Even after midnight

Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers

Get us wet.

We’re the opposite of gremlins.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed us all the time. Even after midnight

Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers

Get us wet.

We’re the opposite of gremlins. "

So true.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Necessarily mental....

I prefer to be called nutty "

I'd call you beautiful

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

And don’t believe if we say we’re fine "

Even my lad understands if I say ‘I’m fine‘.... he pulls a face, ok I’m not dealing with that right now, about turns and announces going to his room for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys "

I thought my energy was building

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Necessarily mental....

I prefer to be called nutty

I'd call you beautiful "

Aww thank you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys

I thought my energy was building "

I’m like a hyper puppy it’s on the 5th prepare yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed us all the time. Even after midnight

Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers

Get us wet.

We’re the opposite of gremlins. "

Mogwai?

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"They are complicated "

They may well be, but us inbetweenies are even more complicated.

And men.... yes we ARE worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed us all the time. Even after midnight

Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers

Get us wet.

We’re the opposite of gremlins.

Mogwai?"

Gizmo

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

All amazing of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot live with them, you cannot live without them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pros

****

Boobs

Smell nice

Actually funny

Keep ya dickhead mode at bay

Cons

****

What?..why?!

Dancing Queen

Avocado obsession

Iv never had an avocado "

Yeah, kind of run out of content with that one.

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

A Pharaoh Way

No matter what you do they always want more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No matter what you do they always want more"

When she yells deeper and you’re all out of dick

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Designed to be accepted and loved, not understood "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always found they like guys to stimulate them mentally/emotionally. Obviously keep them on their toes and be spontaneous rather then be a knob.

Other than that fuck knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

F**k all you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys "

Ah that would explain my moodiness. My inner sea of calmness is getting stormy.

Ride that wave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.Complicated and complex

2.Handle with care

3.Dont come with a manual

4.Wont tolerate fools

5.Listen to them

6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)

7.Dont lie to them

8.Dont let them down

9.They remember facts

10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.

No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've known women that should be kept locked in a cage out of direct moonlight, and fed on a diet of gratzia magazines, white wine and chocolate. The same woman two days later will be skipping naked through a wild flower meadow with a daisy behind her ear wanting to make love in the shade of an oak tree. Queer fellows them females.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys

Ah that would explain my moodiness. My inner sea of calmness is getting stormy.

Ride that wave. "

Deep breaths deep breaths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we may know it but can we prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor review, would not read!

They like

Penises

Chocolate

Ice cream

Fluffy slippers

And red bottom heels

Not necessarily in that order.

I like boobs, maybe I'm a man? "

Ditto

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