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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order." I like boobs, maybe I'm a man?  | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. I like boobs, maybe I'm a man? "Different species, probably offshoot from Jupiter. | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order." Can i change fluffy slippers to bedsocks please? | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order." I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises.  | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises. "Peonies are in my top 12 favourite flowers  | |||
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right "Oh forgot that one. | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them. "No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "I don't need one, I've used a woman before. | |||
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one. "It’s because you just didn’t listen to her.....honestly, it’s like she was talking to herself. If you hadn’t wanted to be there any more, you just had to say.
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order." How could you forget cake  and puppies | |||
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one. "I know! Your eyes had glazed over at that point  | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "RTFM indeed  | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "They don't even read profiles or remember they sent you the same copy and paste messages 6 times in the last 2 months. Occasionally they even put the wrong name at the front of their generic mass copy and paste message... #I'm not frustrated by men at all | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. How could you forget cake and puppies "Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version. Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine. | |||
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one.
It’s because you just didn’t listen to her.....honestly, it’s like she was talking to herself. If you hadn’t wanted to be there any more, you just had to say.
(Puts flame suit on and runs )"Yeah! What he said ^^^^^^^^^^ | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. How could you forget cake and puppies
Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.
Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine."Skint flint. Buy the woman champagne if you're really interested (post lockdown of course just incase someone complains) | |||
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one.
I know! Your eyes had glazed over at that point "Exactly.Thank you. | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises.
Peonies are in my top 12 favourite flowers "They are beautiful | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway
They don't even read profiles or remember they sent you the same copy and paste messages 6 times in the last 2 months. Occasionally they even put the wrong name at the front of their generic mass copy and paste message... #I'm not frustrated by men at all "Haha. I have a record at the moment, 27 messages of the same copy and paste.  it will be in the 30's by tomorrow.  | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. How could you forget cake and puppies
Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.
Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine." nope neither are for me  | |||
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"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple!" How could I forget | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them. "And don’t believe if we say we’re fine | |||
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"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple! How could I forget "Not tonight. I'm battling the ironing mountain | |||
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"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple! How could I forget
Not tonight. I'm battling the ironing mountain "Nor me Im trying to behave | |||
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"Don't forget bubble baths with a tipple! How could I forget
Not tonight. I'm battling the ironing mountain
Nor me Im trying to behave "Oh ive still got vodka  | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order." I’d put Louboutins closer to the top  | |||
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"they're indulgent promiscuous vivacious and salacious "Always a charmer | |||
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"they're indulgent promiscuous vivacious and salacious
Always a charmer "lol | |||
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"Necessarily mental....  "I prefer to be called nutty | |||
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"Pros **** Boobs Smell nice Actually funny Keep ya dickhead mode at bay Cons **** What?..why?! Dancing Queen Avocado obsession" Iv never had an avocado | |||
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"Feed us all the time. Even after midnight Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers Get us wet. We’re the opposite of gremlins. "
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"Necessarily mental....
I prefer to be called nutty "I'd call you beautiful | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
And don’t believe if we say we’re fine "Even my lad understands if I say ‘I’m fine‘.... he pulls a face, ok I’m not dealing with that right now, about turns and announces going to his room for a little while | |||
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"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys "I thought my energy was building  | |||
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"Necessarily mental....
I prefer to be called nutty
I'd call you beautiful "Aww thank you  | |||
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"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys
I thought my energy was building "I’m like a hyper puppy it’s on the 5th prepare yourself | |||
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"Feed us all the time. Even after midnight Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers Get us wet. We’re the opposite of gremlins. " Mogwai? | |||
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"They are complicated " They may well be, but us inbetweenies are even more complicated. And men.... yes we ARE worth it! | |||
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"Feed us all the time. Even after midnight Leave us in the light. We’re not cave dwellers Get us wet. We’re the opposite of gremlins. Mogwai?" Gizmo | |||
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"Pros **** Boobs Smell nice Actually funny Keep ya dickhead mode at bay Cons **** What?..why?! Dancing Queen Avocado obsession Iv never had an avocado "Yeah, kind of run out of content with that one. | |||
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"No matter what you do they always want more "When she yells deeper and you’re all out of dick | |||
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"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys "Ah that would explain my moodiness. My inner sea of calmness is getting stormy.
Ride that wave. | |||
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"1.Complicated and complex 2.Handle with care 3.Dont come with a manual 4.Wont tolerate fools 5.Listen to them 6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours) 7.Dont lie to them 8.Dont let them down 9.They remember facts 10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway " | |||
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"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys
Ah that would explain my moodiness. My inner sea of calmness is getting stormy.
Ride that wave. "Deep breaths deep breaths | |||
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"Poor review, would not read! They like Penises Chocolate Ice cream Fluffy slippers And red bottom heels Not necessarily in that order. I like boobs, maybe I'm a man? "Ditto | |||
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