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I CBA with work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s a good excuse?

Tbh I will go anyway, but it’s just for laughs.

Funniest answer wins a prize of their choice.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Saint Monday’s, a religious holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone else just had 10 weeks off to sit in their garden in the sun, so I can't be arsed."

Not bitter at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Everyone else just had 10 weeks off to sit in their garden in the sun, so I can't be arsed."

Not bitter at all."

Haha, true. I just worked right through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Everyone else just had 10 weeks off to sit in their garden in the sun, so I can't be arsed."

Not bitter at all."

I'm so brown now the ice-cream van man asked where I'd been on holiday....I told him "Argate"...but I am officially brown as a berry.

So my excuse is I've got "tanitis" and hope the boss thinks I've got an ear infection.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The good old, ‘I’ve been abducted by aliens’ excuse always serves me well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone from Fab has trapped you in their room for a week of hot passionate sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Everyone else just had 10 weeks off to sit in their garden in the sun, so I can't be arsed."

Not bitter at all.

Haha, true. I just worked right through "

Same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering if too much lockdown sunburn will get much sympathy as an excuse, or maybe your suffering a massive hangover having only stopped drinking for work for the first time in 10 weeks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have rectal trauma and are bleed out of your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bleeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 6am I will have completed 10 consecutive 18hr afternoon/night shifts obviously totalling 180hrs. Get to work ya lazy bums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went back last week after 4 off back for another 3 after this tuesday...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"At 6am I will have completed 10 consecutive 18hr afternoon/night shifts obviously totalling 180hrs. Get to work ya lazy bums... "

What do you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At 6am I will have completed 10 consecutive 18hr afternoon/night shifts obviously totalling 180hrs. Get to work ya lazy bums...

What do you do"

I'm a welding foreman but atm I'm working security shifts for the same company

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"At 6am I will have completed 10 consecutive 18hr afternoon/night shifts obviously totalling 180hrs. Get to work ya lazy bums...

What do you do

I'm a welding foreman but atm I'm working security shifts for the same company "

Great xx

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