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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am so disappointed by Dyson lately the newer models don't have the power the older models had.

Which would you choose for both hard floor as well as carpet,cordless and for pet hair Shark or Dyson?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I've just bought a Henry. Nothing sucks as hard and it's someone to talk to as well

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By *ink flamingoWoman
over a year ago

essex


"I am so disappointed by Dyson lately the newer models don't have the power the older models had.

Which would you choose for both hard floor as well as carpet,cordless and for pet hair Shark or Dyson? "

Shark every time, all my dysons have been a disappointment....which coincidentally makes me laugh when I see veris that says “sucks like a Dyson” I’m thinking well they must be bloody disappointed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bissell is great for stubborn pet hairs

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Get a Henry.

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By *icple4u2Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

We had the same issue with our Dyson so went for the shark. Got the dog hair attachment thrown in which is just as well as it didn't work picking up our dogs hair when I used it in the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither...if it was a big area of carpet....if I could find one still in good working order either the old hoover junior or a kirby for uprights...but modern alternatives a Henry...they can take all you throw at them...although the Henry isn't the best for pet hairs on carpets..as no rotary brush but keep the cloth filter clean and change the bags doesnt loose suction..

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I've just bought a Henry. Nothing sucks as hard and it's someone to talk to as well "

Henry all day he is like a beast!!

D.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I had my Dyson serviced I think it’s better now than when I bought it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hoover ?

Vacuum cleaner

Dyson every time.

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Had three Dysons, when the last one packed up I replaced it with a shark, does a much better job and was only 180 quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the end of the "sucks like a dyson" verifications

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Is this the end of the "sucks like a dyson" verifications"

I don’t think so, if someone can suck like a Henry they can stay 2 metres away from me irrelevant if lockdown

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neither...if it was a big area of carpet....if I could find one still in good working order either the old hoover junior or a kirby for uprights...but modern alternatives a Henry...they can take all you throw at them...although the Henry isn't the best for pet hairs on carpets..as no rotary brush but keep the cloth filter clean and change the bags doesnt loose suction.."

Suction on a Henry is great but they're shit when it comes to storage

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is this the end of the "sucks like a dyson" verifications"

Yes. In the interests of equality we are now using

Licks like an Electrolux. Equality and Dyson's sponsorship has ended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the end of the "sucks like a dyson" verifications

Yes. In the interests of equality we are now using

Licks like an Electrolux. Equality and Dyson's sponsorship has ended. "

Don't forget a Henry for equality of sexual orientation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is this the end of the "sucks like a dyson" verifications

Yes. In the interests of equality we are now using

Licks like an Electrolux. Equality and Dyson's sponsorship has ended.

Don't forget a Henry for equality of sexual orientation. "

Quite right ....... Why doesn't anyone EVER mention Hetty ? She's been around for years.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've just seen a James...... Well I never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a Shark with anti hair clogging , I think it’s excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the end of the "sucks like a dyson" verifications

Yes. In the interests of equality we are now using

Licks like an Electrolux. Equality and Dyson's sponsorship has ended.

Don't forget a Henry for equality of sexual orientation.

Quite right ....... Why doesn't anyone EVER mention Hetty ? She's been around for years. "

One day they'll update them to appeal to a younger generation. Henry and Hetty will become Kyle and Lily-May.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My Hetty looks cute but is a rubbish vacuum and is very heavy.

My mate gave me her VAX and that is brilliant on pet hair, it virtually sucks the pattern off the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an Henry . Amazing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson always.

Henrys and Hoovers don't have much suction.

Dyson cleans up pet hair really well.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

For me if it's for carpet it should have a rotating brush bar, if it doesn't then it won't pick everything up.

Hard floors I'm not sure it makes much difference between any of the non brush bar types of vacuum cleaners (as long as filters are clear).

I read some time ago that new corded vacuum cleaners have to be below a certain watts for energy efficiency.

I haven't used a cordless vacuum since one of the first dirty busters (the ones they showed picking up crumbs on a kitchen worktop then in a car (very hygienic))

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Shark. Great suction and they have a really good warranty and customer service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dyson always.

Henrys and Hoovers don't have much suction.

Dyson cleans up pet hair really well."

Dyson aren't what they used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house has a built-in vacuum system - you just plug in the applicable hose and attachment to the wall sockets. I use it on the "25%" setting and it works faultlessly. I am afraid to try it on a higher setting in case I lose a cat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Once upon a Dyson in a land of hair and dust.

A swinger banged a sleazy mare and slapped her round the bust.

She leapt up from his carpet with pet hairs up her crack,

She dusted crumbs from off their bums and said she wasn't coming back

The swinger looked at his jizzy cock and picked off bits of fluff

With no time to waste he made forth haste

To Curry's in the buff!

He bought a strong silent sucker which he called his baby shark

Now he sits alone with a great big bone being sucked off in the dark.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thanks Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

numatic are always good,henry and his family are numatic and the best choice for cleaners industrial and homes alike,well that is my opinion

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Dyson. Have two, corded and cordless. No problems.

Wouldn't consider any other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in the electrical appliance trade for years & I'd have said Numatic Henry,we had two,the newer one had less power & suction than the 25 year old one. If money is no object Miele for cylinder type & Sebo for upright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shark all the way have 4 cats and it’s brilliant

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Can't beat a Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dyson always.

Henrys and Hoovers don't have much suction.

Dyson cleans up pet hair really well.

Dyson aren't what they used to be"

Mine is, it works really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you actually using the vacuum cleaner for?

Power regs innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex actually convinced me to stick a hoover on my cock once when we were on the phone and I'd been doing the housework..... Not what I was expecting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gtech air ram, I know its expensive but to me worth every penny and wouldn't hesitate to replace if it broke tomorrow. Great customer service when I had a problem, replacement part free and sent next day. Does hard floor and carpet no problems, no cord. I also got the handheld one and can do the stairs in 2 minutes.

They do a pet version for people with pets, it's just got more power, it almost pulls you across the room my auntie has one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a shark last week and i suddenly turned into a housewife

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Wet and dry Vax. it will suck the sperm out of a penis.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

We bought a shark just before lockdown. Haven’t looked back. Brilliant hoovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoover ?

Vacuum cleaner

Dyson every time. "

What the fuck does everybody call a vacuum cleaner a hoover?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Sebo Automatic everytime for us. We have an X4 at home, and 3 other Sebos at work. We've had Dysons - hated them, same with cordless efforts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miele or Dyson.

Henry's are utter crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love my Henry. Although it’s a bit of a ball ache having to use bags, I wouldn’t use another hoover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miele or Dyson.

Henry's are utter crap."

Miele cylinder hoovers are good.

I love my Henry though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just consult with the Butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just bought a Henry. Nothing sucks as hard and it's someone to talk to as well "

I've got a pretty pink Hetty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just consult with the Butler "

Type that again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sebo Automatic everytime for us. We have an X4 at home, and 3 other Sebos at work. We've had Dysons - hated them, same with cordless efforts. "

Never heard of a Sebo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shark is brilliant.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Vax...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Shark. So easy to take apart and clean.

Although their anti hair wrap technology does NOT work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shark. So easy to take apart and clean.

Although their anti hair wrap technology does NOT work! "

Oh thats disappointing.

I wanted one of those.

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

We have a Vax for carpet cleaning that is over 25 years old still working and between work and home four Henrys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half really loves Henry. Even has a pic with him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am so disappointed by Dyson lately the newer models don't have the power the older models had.

Which would you choose for both hard floor as well as carpet,cordless and for pet hair Shark or Dyson? "
henrys are the best they have two filters keep the filters clean and use a bag that hoover will never lose suction ever, rechargeable batteries wont last and will be expensive to replace ive had a numatic henry for 25 years still going strong

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Can't beat a Kirby, ours even has attachments to put down the drains and suck em through when they get blocked and loads of other attachments that other vacs just don't have. Only the missus could suck or blow harder but it's bloody close.

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