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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What should we moan and complain about today kiddos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunburn! I got caught out by low temps and wind in the sun , everything feels like sandpaper against my skin now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunburn! I got caught out by low temps and wind in the sun , everything feels like sandpaper against my skin now

Oh god my sunburn is zwful

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy. "

Oh my hay fever is also awful

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy. "

Vaseline just inside the nostrils really helps!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Absolute cockwombles that are not following the arrows this morning in asda, no I am not going to move out of the way!!!

Phew thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolute cockwombles that are not following the arrows this morning in asda, no I am not going to move out of the way!!!

Phew thanks

I ram ‘em with my trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy. "

I’m living on Becknase these days !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please no more!!!

Its sunny, I'm going to cycle along coastline, then later chill in the garden with a mojito before work tomorrow. Nothing to moan about here

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

"What should we moan and complain about today kiddos?"

All I want is some lube and a Cheese & Bacon Quiche, and the queue outside Tesco is already 20 deep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What should we moan and complain about today kiddos?

All I want is some lube and a Cheese & Bacon Quiche, and the queue outside Tesco is already 20 deep.

....are those things connected

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please no more!!!

Its sunny, I'm going to cycle along coastline, then later chill in the garden with a mojito before work tomorrow. Nothing to moan about here

Have fun dear sir x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Another one here for sunburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy. "

Just think of the happy bees though, they'll love you sneezes and all.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Absolute cockwombles that are not following the arrows this morning in asda, no I am not going to move out of the way!!!

Phew thanks

I’m the same, I didn’t walk all the way down that aisle just so I could follow the arrow up this aisle for you to just walk where you want! Turn around and follow the arrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time worth moaning is in the throes of pleasure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those damn men and their..

*flicks through notebook*

..Not reading my bio!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those damn men and their..

*flicks through notebook*

..Not reading my bio!"

Those damn women and their not appreciating my dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that fucking clique not being more inclusive to ‘new’ forum members !!!!!

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

"What should we moan and complain about today kiddos?

All I want is some lube and a Cheese & Bacon Quiche, and the queue outside Tesco is already 20 deep.

....are those things connected"

No, but for some reason now I have cheese and bacon lube in my head.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Heat. It's too hot.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Lack of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep freeze. Never a good idea sticking it on the old chap

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By *nogs and SpanksWoman
over a year ago

Herts/Beds border

I started cycling again after a 20 year break. My bum hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy. "

You get all the sympathy !!! I can spray you with the hose if that helps? Lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wanted to wake up naturally today - preferably after noon - but the screaming baby had other ideas, aparently breakfast at or before 7am is mandatory, even on a Sunday

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy.

You get all the sympathy !!! I can spray you with the hose if that helps? Lol xxxx

Are we calling it a hose now?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

It's too hot and I can't go outside for fear of being burnt to a crisp or sunstroke. Am going to do a rain dance tonight, least rain can't harm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heat. It's too hot. "

Au contraire, it’s not hot enough!

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

Work... Because I'm stuck in the office on my lonesome with only Fab, a can of energy drink and a tape measure for company

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"Work... Because I'm stuck in the office on my lonesome with only Fab, a can of energy drink and a tape measure for company"
I don't like what this tape measure says...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just trod on LEGO. Grrrr

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"Just trod on LEGO. Grrrr

That's not a moan... That's a full on shriek.

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hayfever! I'm trying to get the garden done but all the tree pollen and my stupid idea to plant pollinators for the bees means that I'm having an asthma attack and sneezing away.

*I deserve so much sympathy.

You get all the sympathy !!! I can spray you with the hose if that helps? Lol xxxx

Are we calling it a hose now?

xx"

I think I might be a disappointment if I call it a hose lol. Let's go for more of a miniature straw hehe. The ones you use in cocktails is much more my size

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just trod on LEGO. Grrrr

Ooooouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing pics of people enjoying the beach and I can’t do the same as I live in Wales.

Still, shouldn’t complain too much, I can sunbathe naked and take a dip in the tub...but I’m still going to! It’s my right, as a British person to moan about anyone who isn’t me x peace and all that x

Viv x

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I feel like noones moaned about Brexit since all this started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiw about Tory politicians making decisions about the publics safety without much facts to back it up? Or as a way to hide their support to Dominic Cummings and hoping people will soon forget.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Seeing pics of people enjoying the beach and I can’t do the same as I live in Wales.

Viv x "

Oh that's harsh

I've been SUP swumming mountain biking and hiking in the lakes as Wales wont have me

Has been an epic and safe day

I have very little to complain about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing pics of people enjoying the beach and I can’t do the same as I live in Wales.

Viv x

Oh that's harsh

I've been SUP swumming mountain biking and hiking in the lakes as Wales wont have me

Has been an epic and safe day

I have very little to complain about x

Sounds lovely. Glad you’ve had a great day.

I’d probably moan about that though, as I’d be knackered, so whinge I was tired, haha xx

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Love a good moan...My prickly heat is driving me nuts and I can’t find my piriton ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that fucking clique not being more inclusive to ‘new’ forum members !!!!!"

CLIQUE. stupid clique. ruining it for the other cliques !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bloody stupid masks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that fucking clique not being more inclusive to ‘new’ forum members !!!!!

CLIQUE. stupid clique. ruining it for the other cliques !"

You can’t mention the C word, people think you’re being serious when you do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody stupid masks"

How are they stupid?

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