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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...there stood a coo

It must've moved

Coz it's no there noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I know that as:

There was a coo on a hill

It's not there noo

It must have shifted.

Always brings a smile

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon. 10000 volts shot up its arse & turned it's wool to nylon.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides. And every time she wore it, you could see right up her thighs.

Mary also had a little skirt with a split right up the front.

She never wore that one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides. And every time she wore it, you could see right up her thighs.

Mary also had a little skirt with a split right up the front.

She never wore that one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She kept it in a bucket

And every time the lamb got out

The sheepdog tried to... put it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boy stood on the burning deck his arse nailed to the mast,

He wouldn't budge a single inch till Allan Carr had past.

Now Allan was a clever guy and tossed the lad a fritter, and as he stooped to pick it up he wanged it up his shitter...

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

"Mary had a little lamb

She kept it in a bucket

And every time the lamb got out

The sheepdog tried to... put it back"

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Oh the grand old Duke of York,

He had 10000 men.

And his case comes to court next Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh ye canny shove yir granny aff the bus

No ye canny shove yir granny aff the bus

No ye canny shove yir granny, coz she's yir mammys mammy

Oh ye canny shove yir granny aff the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On yonder hill, there stood a dookit. It's no there noo, some cunt tookit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skinny malinky lang legs, umbrella feet

Went tae the pictures and couldna find a seat

When the picture started, skinny malinky farted

Skinny malinky lang legs, umbrella feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny malinky lang legs, umbrella feet

Went tae the pictures and couldna find a seat

When the picture started, skinny malinky farted

Skinny malinky lang legs, umbrella feet!"

We used to sing big banana feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skinny malinky lang legs, umbrella feet

Went tae the pictures and couldna find a seat

When the picture started, skinny malinky farted

Skinny malinky lang legs, umbrella feet!

We used to sing big banana feet"

Yeah I've heard it that way too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know how I can remember this. Lol

Ma granny had a budgie, she called it tiny Tim, she took it to the bathroom, to see if it could swim, it sank to the bottom and floated on the top, granny got excited and pulled it by it's,

Cocktail shandy, tell no lies, if you see a policeman pulling up he's, fly away Peter, fly away Paul, come back Peter with his finger up he's holy moly I am dying , one more word before I go, put the cat upon the table and stick a poker up it's , holy moly I am dying one more word before I go...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Theres another one that I'm racking my brains to remember but I can only remember the last few lines.....

The lum gave a crack

The hoose gave a shack

And doon came granny we her shirt ah black

I cannot for the life of me remember the start?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember learning this one and walking in to my mum's work to proudly sing it to her in front of everyone. Unaware what I was actually singing. She took her hand off my jaw for it. I was left dumbstruck but realise what the problem was now.

I want my hole, I want my hole, I want my holidays

To see the cunt, to see the cunt , to see the country.

Fur cue, fur cue, for curiosity

I want my hole, I want my hole I want my holidays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember learning this one and walking in to my mum's work to proudly sing it to her in front of everyone. Unaware what I was actually singing. She took her hand off my jaw for it. I was left dumbstruck but realise what the problem was now.

I want my hole, I want my hole, I want my holidays

To see the cunt, to see the cunt , to see the country.

Fur cue, fur cue, for curiosity

I want my hole, I want my hole I want my holidays."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The tay the tay, the silvery tay

Flows past dundee, twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma mammy says, I've tae go , wae ma fathers dinero,

Champit totties, veg and steak and a wee bit current cake.

I came to a river, I could nae get across, I payed ten Bob fur an auld blind horse, a jumped on its back, it's bones gave a crack, a hud tae wait tae the boat came back, the boat came back, we all jumped in, the boat capsized and we all fell in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma mammy says, I've tae go , wae ma fathers dinero,

Champit totties, veg and steak and a wee bit current cake.

I can't believe someone else knows this song, I thought my granny just made it up. Never heard of anyone else knowing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee

Sitting on yer mammys knee

Greeting for a wee baw-bee

To buy some Coulters Candy

Poor wee Jeanie’s looking awfy thin

A pickle of bones covered o’er wi skin

But noo she’s got a wee double chin

From eatin‘ Coulters Candy

Here’s auld Coulter comin round

Wi a basket on his crown

So here’s a penny, now you run down

And buy some Coulters Candy

Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee

When you grow up you’ll go to sea

Making pennies for your daddy and me

To buy some Coulters Candy

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

His working days are over

His life is nearly out

What used to be my man-appeal

Is now my water spout

It used to be embarrassing

To make the thing behave

It stood up in the mornings

To watch me have a shave

But now I'm getting older

I really get the blues

To see it hanging upside down

And watch me clean my shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee

Sitting on yer mammys knee

Greeting for a wee baw-bee

To buy some Coulters Candy

Poor wee Jeanie’s looking awfy thin

A pickle of bones covered o’er wi skin

But noo she’s got a wee double chin

From eatin‘ Coulters Candy

Here’s auld Coulter comin round

Wi a basket on his crown

So here’s a penny, now you run down

And buy some Coulters Candy

Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee

When you grow up you’ll go to sea

Making pennies for your daddy and me

To buy some Coulters Candy

Are you brushing up for the gran weans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee

Sitting on yer mammys knee

Greeting for a wee baw-bee

To buy some Coulters Candy

Poor wee Jeanie’s looking awfy thin

A pickle of bones covered o’er wi skin

But noo she’s got a wee double chin

From eatin‘ Coulters Candy

Here’s auld Coulter comin round

Wi a basket on his crown

So here’s a penny, now you run down

And buy some Coulters Candy

Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee

When you grow up you’ll go to sea

Making pennies for your daddy and me

To buy some Coulters Candy

Are you brushing up for the gran weans? "

Oh I'm a wee while off grandkids yet thankfully!

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