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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me "

Two eager 'servants' with massive fans.. that's what you need. In case one collapses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a huge fan, but I am a big fan of yours if that counts.

I might have to fetch my kid though so keep sophie away please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ceiling fans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me

Two eager 'servants' with massive fans.. that's what you need. In case one collapses"

Good thinking batman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont have a huge fan, but I am a big fan of yours if that counts.

I might have to fetch my kid though so keep sophie away please"

You are a BAD MAN

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

I'll bring the fans and the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a huge fan, but I am a big fan of yours if that counts.

I might have to fetch my kid though so keep sophie away please

You are a BAD MAN"

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire


"I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me "

Go to door strip off, and stand in the cool night breeze, waving nonchalantly to passers by

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me

Go to door strip off, and stand in the cool night breeze, waving nonchalantly to passers by "

In a first floor flat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a punkahwhaller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would happily do so, but sadly my fans are either huge feather ones or silk ones-

Maybe the feather ones would do, no way of getting too close with them buggers if it’s to fan someone down, haha x Viv x

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
over a year ago

Kirkella


"I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me "

Yes I'll apply for Fanner..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would happily do so, but sadly my fans are either huge feather ones or silk ones-

Maybe the feather ones would do, no way of getting too close with them buggers if it’s to fan someone down, haha x Viv x"

I accept

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll windmill my cock for a breeze OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll windmill my cock for a breeze OP "

And there is an offer you don't get every day OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll windmill my cock for a breeze OP

And there is an offer you don't get every day OP "

Agreed, definitely not a bad one either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to ‘will offer to sit topless’ and am now in need of a fan myself.....

Scratch that. Hose down.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll windmill my cock for a breeze OP

And there is an offer you don't get every day OP

Agreed, definitely not a bad one either"

I’ll do it but don’t go topless, it’s difficult to windmill with a hard-on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll windmill my cock for a breeze OP

And there is an offer you don't get every day OP

Agreed, definitely not a bad one either

I’ll do it but don’t go topless, it’s difficult to windmill with a hard-on "

Then how will my underboob keep cool, its one of the warmest parts

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll windmill my cock for a breeze OP

And there is an offer you don't get every day OP

Agreed, definitely not a bad one either

I’ll do it but don’t go topless, it’s difficult to windmill with a hard-on

Then how will my underboob keep cool, its one of the warmest parts "

Just don’t show your nipples and we should be ok

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Surely you can cajole or bribe Sophie into wafting you with a towel to keep you cool? I'd pay good money for that job. What's wrong with her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely you can cajole or bribe Sophie into wafting you with a towel to keep you cool? I'd pay good money for that job. What's wrong with her? "

I have been home since monday, so no 7 miles is a long way to fan from haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone with a huge fan to sit at social distance to cool me down.

Will offer to sit topless in return.

I do NOT cope well in heat, much prefer winter. This is a slow death for me "
i love the heat i have my window wide open even now and i have access to a fan......... topless eh

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