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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

England used to fight battles led by their King, usually astride a magnificent stallion.

I reckon I could beat Liz at Backgammon

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If your local shop is closed, how far would you walk for a bar of fruit and nut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too "

So would I

But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Toe nails.....why?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"If your local shop is closed, how far would you walk for a bar of fruit and nut?"

Walk!!!!! Nah.

Couldn't I find a guy on here that lives near a shop and near me so that way I get the chocolate and a shag without me having to put my bra and shoes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too

So would I

But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish "

I have become part of my sofa pattern

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too

So would I

But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish "

Don't put yerself down fair Maiden, fòr I shall Sean Bean to rescue you in a romantic manner

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Toe nails.....why? "

I've been letting mine grow until they break through ma socks and I give ma pet Tiger a proper belly rub/scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too

So would I

But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish

I have become part of my sofa pattern"

- I've worn down the carpet in between the sofa and the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too

So would I

But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish

Don't put yerself down fair Maiden, fòr I shall Sean Bean to rescue you in a romantic manner "

Hurrah

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too

So would I

But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish

Don't put yerself down fair Maiden, fòr I shall Sean Bean to rescue you in a romantic manner

Hurrah "

Do you want me to rock up like Clint and wisk yoù off into the sunset young Lady?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too "

You only have to ask....and I’ll bring the fruit and nut!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I prefer Whole Nut..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the corners of my garden take longer to sort than the big bit!?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I prefer Whole Nut.. "

Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I prefer Whole Nut..

Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy "

Oh my...

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I prefer Whole Nut..

Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy

Oh my... "

How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I prefer Whole Nut..

Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy

Oh my...

How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug? "

Now that's a question I never thought I'd have to answer!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I prefer Whole Nut..

Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy

Oh my...

How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug?

Now that's a question I never thought I'd have to answer! "

This is why I ask random questions innit

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

What size are your nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your local shop is closed, how far would you walk for a bar of fruit and nut?"

I'd walk into town.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!


"If your local shop is closed, how far would you walk for a bar of fruit and nut?

Walk!!!!! Nah.

Couldn't I find a guy on here that lives near a shop and near me so that way I get the chocolate and a shag without me having to put my bra and shoes on "

This woman is a card carrying genius!!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have you ever thought about using a hedgehog as a mobile cheese and pineapple carrier

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Have you ever thought about using a hedgehog as a mobile cheese and pineapple carrier "

I used a small kitten once as a face wipe when I was sweaty on a sunny balcony. It walked past at just the right time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever thought about using a hedgehog as a mobile cheese and pineapple carrier

I used a small kitten once as a face wipe when I was sweaty on a sunny balcony. It walked past at just the right time."

I've used a pussy to wipe my face too xx lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I prefer Whole Nut..

Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy

Oh my...

How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug?

Now that's a question I never thought I'd have to answer!

This is why I ask random questions innit "

Ace..I've known you for years, and you've always been batshit crazy! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoken to someone whos been knighted but never met an architect.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Why do the corners of my garden take longer to sort than the big bit!? "

The Pareto principle at work there. 20% of the space taking 80% of the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the corners of my garden take longer to sort than the big bit!? "

Oh lord don't even get me started on gardening! Dealing with little green aliens aka grass was never my thing, but this year I have done more than in my whole life! The back and front has helped me to keep busy during these unprecedented times!

Been enjoying my training routine out in garden and controlling my screen time so the benefits have been good and rewarding so shouldn't be complaining, but I am grrr-ing

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