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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whats the weirdest situation you have been in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start, OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when I was 18 my mates Mrs kept trying it on with me then 1 night I was pretty d*unk in the pub shed seen me messaged me to go round and see them he wasn't in i ended up fucking her that was a weird situation for a while especially as I was d*unk she wasn't

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I've been held up in two armed robberies.

That was fairly weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She messaged you? Why would she have your number?

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Once there was a pandemic right and loads of people died because they didn't adhere to simple rules and the pubs closed and football stopped and it was dead weird!!

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"when I was 18 my mates Mrs kept trying it on with me then 1 night I was pretty d*unk in the pub shed seen me messaged me to go round and see them he wasn't in i ended up fucking her that was a weird situation for a while especially as I was d*unk she wasn't "

What were you doing in the pub shed?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pretty much lockdown

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

I was detained in Orlando International Airport for 4 hours under the patriot act. Apparently the amazing team I got there in a month, my unusual name and me refusing to drink baby milk or baby jardof food for the return flight made the said soldier think we were terrorists. our flight was delayed over 6 hours as I tried to explain I couldnt open either as it would contaminate the food. It took a female Silsoe starting shift to explain to them I was right. Didn't stop me getting dirty looks on flight the whole way home though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent!"

at least your mouth isn’t sweating

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I was working...our job entailed going into peoples homes and garages...we had all the id's and a letter had been sent our before our arrival at any house...one lovely lady...answered the door...I told her who I was...showed her my I'd...ohh yes...I've been expecting someone..even made me tea..then she showed me into a room...then locked the door...telling me I wasnt getting out!!I ended up ringing the guards myself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/20 08:46:42]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She messaged you? Why would she have your number?"

Because we was close friends before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when I was 18 my mates Mrs kept trying it on with me then 1 night I was pretty d*unk in the pub shed seen me messaged me to go round and see them he wasn't in i ended up fucking her that was a weird situation for a while especially as I was d*unk she wasn't

What were you doing in the pub shed? "

She'd seen me

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"when I was 18 my mates Mrs kept trying it on with me then 1 night I was pretty d*unk in the pub shed seen me messaged me to go round and see them he wasn't in i ended up fucking her that was a weird situation for a while especially as I was d*unk she wasn't

What were you doing in the pub shed?

She'd seen me "

I've got to say it's riveting stuff. I can't wait for your next tale. Keep up the good work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when I was 18 my mates Mrs kept trying it on with me then 1 night I was pretty d*unk in the pub shed seen me messaged me to go round and see them he wasn't in i ended up fucking her that was a weird situation for a while especially as I was d*unk she wasn't

What were you doing in the pub shed?

She'd seen me

I've got to say it's riveting stuff. I can't wait for your next tale. Keep up the good work. "

100% true story

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you stay friends with your mate afterwards ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you stay friends with your mate afterwards ?"

We wasn't for a while we are now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time at band camp . . . .

You can guess the rest lol

True story, 100% lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did you stay friends with your mate afterwards ?

We wasn't for a while we are now "

Does he know you fucked his wife ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you stay friends with your mate afterwards ?

We wasn't for a while we are now

Does he know you fucked his wife ?"

Yes that's why we want friends for a while

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire


"I've been held up in two armed robberies.

That was fairly weird."

In two, one is pretty remarkable 2 is starting to sound suspicious are you sure you weren’t part of the heist?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

One time I was in Amsterdam in 2007 with a group of friends, we'd been to an all night rave in Arnhem and got the train back to our hotel (in the red light district because it was cheap) around 5am the following morning. By that point in my raving career I'd stopped doing substances but those lot were still well into it and had bought all sorts of stuff to take when they got back. I went to bed and left them to it, but an hour or two later one of the lads came bursting in completely flipping out and shouting "what the fuck is it you think I've stolen from you?", he was really kicking off and coming out with all sorts of paranoid delusions, crying one minute then kicking off that he thought we were accusing him of stealing from us the next. It took hours to calm him down and seen as I was the only straight headed one as the rest were off their chops it was pretty much down to me to sort it. What was a good night turned into a very weird one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I was 18 my mates Mrs kept trying it on with me then 1 night I was pretty d*unk in the pub shed seen me messaged me to go round and see them he wasn't in i ended up fucking her that was a weird situation for a while especially as I was d*unk she wasn't

What were you doing in the pub shed? "

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Finding myself alone on the Syrian border and ending up in the back of some guys car

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