FabSwingers.com forum: cream cake wars

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

everyone battles for a cream cake stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the eclair for themself while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth

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Only post what you do to keep the cake in your possesion

No eating the cake !

the cream cake is on a table, who"s first to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like cream cake, any tarts available?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I don't like eclairs, can I have a starwberry tart instead

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I don't like eclairs, can I have a starwberry tart instead"
you sure can but remember the cream cake is waiting to be taken

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ill have the eclair

Mmmmm eaten it

Whats next

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Ill have the eclair

Mmmmm eaten it

Whats next

Never seen one go down so quick

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ill have the eclair

Mmmmm eaten it

Whats next

rule b, no eating the cake so your disqualified and a new cake is up for grabs

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By *rs Robinson1Woman
over a year ago

Chapel Row

"everyone battles for a cream cake stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the eclair for themself while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth

Rules:

Only post what you do to keep the cake in your possesion

No eating the cake !

the cream cake is on a table, who"s first to get it"

Any sugar free ones ? Im diabetic haha

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"everyone battles for a cream cake stealing it from the person who has it. Then that person tries to keep the eclair for themself while other people try to steal it and so on and so forth

Rules:

Only post what you do to keep the cake in your possesion

No eating the cake !

the cream cake is on a table, who"s first to get it

Any sugar free ones ? Im diabetic haha

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no but feel free to spit the sugary bits out

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

sam turns the lights off so no one can see and creeps towards the cake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When the light goes back on, my dog is sat gingerly in the corner, licking his lips.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If Sam goes near the cream cake , old Fred (think Deliverance) is gonna doggy him.

That should help him lose his appetite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone out of the room, dairy allergy don't touch the gross evil cow juice, give me a steak sarnie tho...is that on offer?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is this cream cake covered in chocolate??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It was, til my feckin dog eat it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It was, til my feckin dog eat it

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Thread killer. I had a cunning plan to distract you and nick the cake as well.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"is this cream cake covered in chocolate??"

It was

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"is this cream cake covered in chocolate??

It was

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what happened to shareing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am crying - I never got a look in lol

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"is this cream cake covered in chocolate??

It was

what happened to shareing

good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've stuffed it up my arse....noones going to want it now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"

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how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"

how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?

have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"

how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?

have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol "

Did u give?? if so I have the CAKE and I have locked it in the safe and swallowed the key !!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"

how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?

have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol

Did u give?? if so I have the CAKE and I have locked it in the safe and swallowed the key !!!!

Ha ha, time , anal and a magnetic cock ring should soon leave the key in MY possession.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have the cream cake, and i have a gun.

"STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE"

how the fuck did u get it outta superramfans dog?

have a bullet proof vest - GIVE lol

Did u give?? if so I have the CAKE and I have locked it in the safe and swallowed the key !!!!

Ha ha, time , anal and a magnetic cock ring should soon leave the key in MY possession.

ooooooops

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it

not someones, mine ............. its special ...............

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it

not someones, mine ............. its special ...............

Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it

not someones, mine ............. its special ...............

Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?"

I thought u already had got it lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it

not someones, mine ............. its special ...............

Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?

I thought u already had got it lol "

Sssssh, if i divulge what i've done with it, others will know how to acquire it from within the large terracotta pot containing the blue hydrangea, won't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if its come out of someones arse your welcome to it

not someones, mine ............. its special ...............

Would i be correct in thinking it doesn't give up it's treasure so easily?

I thought u already had got it lol

Sssssh, if i divulge what i've done with it, others will know how to acquire it from within the large terracotta pot containing the blue hydrangea, won't they?"

have recovered from your administrations and am now armed with a hose pipe (I know there is a ban but I am a rebel) on full blast - so hand it back

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling"

who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i come armed with killer and the dog,hes got paws like shovels and can dig anything up,after his trip to the vets today he also on steroids,You Have Been Warned

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling

who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx

cake, what cake?

who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling

who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx

cake, what cake?

who cares

think its only us two playing here lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling

who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx

cake, what cake?

who cares

think its only us two playing here lol

Maybe so, now about this small T shirt you were wearing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha (again) no hose pipe ban here so watersports all the way me dahling

who has the cake - bloody soggy now me thinks xx

cake, what cake?

who cares

think its only us two playing here lol

Maybe so, now about this small T shirt you were wearing...."

i was wearing being the operative words yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the cake and the chicken in the boat and row them across first, then go back and get the fox, et Voila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have big fat juicy steak for dog - cake is mine

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"have big fat juicy steak for dog - cake is mine

distracts minxy minx by dangling a pair of new shoes in front of her and while she isnt concentrating ive nabbed the cake

te he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have big fat juicy steak for dog - cake is mine

distracts minxy minx by dangling a pair of new shoes in front of her and while she isnt concentrating ive nabbed the cake

te he"

distracts Sam by bending down to put said shoes on right in front of his face ................

cake is mine xx

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

throw in a handbag and hunni you can have the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to hide it in my cleavage and take a sly nibble now and then

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Would have to hide it in my cleavage and take a sly nibble now and then

Lets Jayne loose on Buffys cleavage.....(she's on a diet!!) ... cakes mine, mine I tell ya!!

Now, where to fekkin hide the damn thing?

Aha.... makes a "cock sleeping bag" out of the eclair, and puts junior to bed!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

waits for the morning till junior comes out of its sleeping bag and then i can run the eclair through the dish washer !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am the dish washer in my house so the cake is mine

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I am the dish washer in my house so the cake is mine

Just after i finish drying up i flick Super with the corner of the damp tea towel, a real stinger, and as he's hopping about in pain, i make off with the cake.

Chomp.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ouch ya barsteward, that hurts. So happy I squirted Fairy Liquid on the cake

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ouch ya barsteward, that hurts. So happy I squirted Fairy Liquid on the cake

You sure it was fairy liquid?

The cake looks a goner here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch ya barsteward, that hurts. So happy I squirted Fairy Liquid on the cake

You sure it was fairy liquid?

The cake looks a goner here. "

poor cake - rip eclair

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