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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about 'No time wasters'

Preferably in upper case shouty text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please read my profile"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Genuine.

Even the fakest of fakers could write that...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not here to fuck my way through fab"

sure you're not you sshhhlllaaagggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney university stuff

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Will fill in later "

*when they've been on the site for over a year...!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Will fill in later

*when they've been on the site for over a year...!"

Exactly

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Sucks like a dyson

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sydney university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will fill in later

*when they've been on the site for over a year...!

Exactly "
sorry I will comment on this thread later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about 'No time wasters'

Preferably in upper case shouty text."

I don't bite unless asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send face pic on your message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m a nice person”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young, dumb and full of cum

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Genuine.....anything genuine

Jo x

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder


"Sydney university stuff "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Been here before, know how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been here before, know how it works "

This! Don't get the point of saying this, it's a website not a machine.

Similarly "been here before, please verify me if you remember me" as if they were some sort of celebrity last time they were on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney university stuff

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Oh I quite like my little Sydney message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about 'No time wasters'

Preferably in upper case shouty text."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Please read my profile"

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You win hahaha...gold!

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

Genuine male

Or

Professional couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat him/her with respect

As if we need told

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Single men we will find you

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

You won't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no men,on their profile then they message you asking question!

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sydney university stuff

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came here to say this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about "im back" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not looking for single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 inches

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


""Please read my profile"

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That is not pointless.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Single men, please be exceptional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab if you would fuck me

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


""I'm not here to fuck my way through fab"

sure you're not you sshhhlllaaagggg"

I’ve removed that off now...damn you pof hahaha

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By *randMrsCambridgeCouple
over a year ago

Stansted (Herts/Essex)

“Professional”.....what? Wanker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not actually in (Location their profile says)

Then what's the damn point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before, know how it works

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

Not looking for single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Professional”.....what? Wanker?"
To most people, acting like a professional means working and behaving in such a way that others think of them as competent, reliable and respectful. Never understood the issue this causes others, but it seems to bother a lot of folk.

But back to the thread...

Any public status update having a dig at someone. No one else wants to get involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male looking for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Treat her with respect”... “don’t pass him by”

... bore off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my wife and she doesn’t know I’m on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men, please be exceptional. "

Hahaha!

“Sorry, I slacked off a bit this morning. Rest assured this afternoon I’ll pack on 10kg of lean muscle, get my body fat down to 4%, ensure I’m at least 6’4” with a 9” penis and squeeze in a cheeky cure for cancer and PhD in quantum chromodynamics before bed. Looking forward to arranging our meet!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here to fuck my way through fab/ collect bed notches/ sleep with everyone etc.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


""Please read my profile"

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Yes I wrote my profile when I first joined and realised not many people read profiles

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I love my wife and she doesn’t know I’m on here! "

You're lucky to see that. I usually find out when I about to meet them they're a cheater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love my wife and she doesn’t know I’m on here!

You're lucky to see that. I usually find out when I about to meet them they're a cheater "

Sorry to hear that!

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

"Wow how fantastic bla bla bla They know who they are"

Like it's some big secret we all aren't supposed to know who it was but after some detective work puzzle solved. It's who ever just gave them a veri

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Single men, please be exceptional.

Hahaha!

“Sorry, I slacked off a bit this morning. Rest assured this afternoon I’ll pack on 10kg of lean muscle, get my body fat down to 4%, ensure I’m at least 6’4” with a 9” penis and squeeze in a cheeky cure for cancer and PhD in quantum chromodynamics before bed. Looking forward to arranging our meet!”"

absolutely, the local plastic surgeon is only 1 mile from me, I’ll pop in and turn into Daniel Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm not here to fuck my way through fab"

sure you're not you sshhhlllaaagggg

I’ve removed that off now...damn you pof hahaha "

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Single guys we will contact you if we need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bullshitters

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

"fun guy... Up for anything!"

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy looking for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm leaving."
bye lol.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Your loss.

After I've politely told someone they aren't what I'm looking for. How can it be my loss? I didn't want to anyway!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I'm leaving. bye lol. "

Haha. I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not actually in (Location their profile says)

Then what's the damn point!"
but we are in quarantine Haha

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

A Pharaoh Way

Face pics first message please where the fucks yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No single men "

True, very pointless.

Single men just ignore it anyway!!

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

If you know you know.

Seen this so many times and I still don't fucking know

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By *rattylilfucktoyWoman
over a year ago

London

"Soft play only"

"Looking for educated only"- not here to have my IQ tested.. here to get my ovaries broken

"Stop messaging me, I'm only here for forums"- just, you know... use filters! They free m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for single Male

Message them and say you not my type

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

Looking for women who are "sefisticated and elegant"

What kind of sex are you having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live in the East Midlands, the world's biggest county according to Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows U ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In profile: Im down to earth, easy going, non-pushy

1st message: Hi wanna meet up tonight, my name is .....

2nd message: Lets meet up im free tonight.

3rd message: Are you interested or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just laid back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feed me mommy

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Hi"

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'll fill in later... Months later still nothing written.

Your loss.... Nope didn't want to meet you anyhow.

All women on here are stuck up egotistical cows who wouldn't get a second look in real life /all guys on here are assholes.... Nope not true maybe change your own attitude and you may actually get on better.

Apart from that all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lend me a fiver

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Need to be discrete".

Really so you mean you dont want your other half to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get in the bowl........ totally pointless..... they never do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to spoil you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also.. the word "banter"and "genuine" always make me

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"get in the bowl........ totally pointless..... they never do it "

We dont have a caravan though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get in the bowl........ totally pointless..... they never do it

We dont have a caravan though "
omg whats a 10 berth caravan got to do with it you can have a bowl in a tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about 'No time wasters'

Preferably in upper case shouty text."

Front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random

Somehow its crept in and mostly being used to describe undesirable folk.

Suddenly it's an allowable all purpose discriminator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making my way through all my messages

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Making my way through all my messages"

Well that wont take them long will it

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By *randMrsCambridgeCouple
over a year ago

Stansted (Herts/Essex)


"“Professional”.....what? Wanker?To most people, acting like a professional means working and behaving in such a way that others think of them as competent, reliable and respectful. Never understood the issue this causes others, but it seems to bother a lot of folk.

But back to the thread...

Any public status update having a dig at someone. No one else wants to get involved.

"

Fair point and sure that’s true of some people but it often feels like it comes with a whiff of superiority (also agree on your other comment x)

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Been here before, know how it works "

I was going to say that one, usually makes me think "nice one, have a chufty badge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will fill in later "

This.... oh God this..

Alarm bells ring every time we see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can I ask you a question?”

Seriously, does anyone ever actually take this ridiculous bait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me if you want to ask more.

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By *ickCalCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"“Professional”.....what? Wanker?"

Exactly!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"“Professional”.....what? Wanker?

Exactly!! "

Maybe they are a Gigolo and charge for their services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message me if you want to ask more."
i can't right now sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont meet smokers then say

we dont mind meeting smokers ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message me if you want to ask more.i can't right now sorry "

You can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please don't send dick pics then start a thread about dicks i mean jeez

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No thanks. Most can't grasp the concept.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Thanks for a great night, you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for "you know who you are".

Trust me we don't give a fook!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Thanks for a great night, you know who you are "

Strangely with no veri to back the so called "Night" either.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Need a site pass. Can someone send me one?

Boils my piss, for some reason, that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats your inside leg measurement......... i mean why would anyone want to know that except my taylor

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"“Can I ask you a question?”

Seriously, does anyone ever actually take this ridiculous bait? "

Whenever someone asks me "can I ask you a question?" I always reply with "you just have!"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"whats your inside leg measurement......... i mean why would anyone want to know that except my taylor "

Is that Liz or did you mean Tailor?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"“Can I ask you a question?”

Seriously, does anyone ever actually take this ridiculous bait?

Whenever someone asks me "can I ask you a question?" I always reply with "you just have!" "

I've done that at work, too (although I say "Was that it?")

Really throws them for a moment, that

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Sydney university have no idea how and who came up with this in the first place! I want to find that fabber #0 and ask why?? and few others already mentioned in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how's your lockdown going?" as the start of every message in the last 3 months lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You won't be disappointed"

This. Cos I probably will be cos its said by someone I've turned down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats your inside leg measurement......... i mean why would anyone want to know that except my taylor

Is that Liz or did you mean Tailor? "
roger......... wink wink

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"You won't be disappointed

This. Cos I probably will be cos its said by someone I've turned down"
my ref to you won't be disappointed is from seeing countless verifications stating it ,how do they know what anyone else may think lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Big cock and knows how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""how's your lockdown going?" as the start of every message in the last 3 months lol"

Yup. And when I reply that I still go to work full-time, they have nothing to add

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

This is copy/pasted on so many boring profiles:

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Please read profile below.

Genuine friendly hung horny professional looking for genuine single unicorn. No time wasters. Can last hours.

Not looking to fuck the whole site.

Face pic in first message or no reply.

[Insert physical trait] to front of queue.

Put "[insert random word]" in message subject So i know you've read profile.

Anything else you want to know, just ask. Will fill the rest later.

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Sydney university blah blah....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I can lick pussy for hours"

ZZZZZZZZZ I've got a big pile of ironing to do and some telly to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I can lick pussy for hours"

ZZZZZZZZZ I've got a big pile of ironing to do and some telly to watch "
while i do it that is what you call forward planning folks no bloody wasting time here

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney


"This is copy/pasted on so many boring profiles:

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Please read profile below.

Genuine friendly hung horny professional looking for genuine single unicorn. No time wasters. Can last hours.

Not looking to fuck the whole site.

Face pic in first message or no reply.

[Insert physical trait] to front of queue.

Put "[insert random word]" in message subject So i know you've read profile.

Anything else you want to know, just ask. Will fill the rest later.

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Sydney university blah blah...."

Spot on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is copy/pasted on so many boring profiles:

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Please read profile below.

Genuine friendly hung horny professional looking for genuine single unicorn. No time wasters. Can last hours.

Not looking to fuck the whole site.

Face pic in first message or no reply.

[Insert physical trait] to front of queue.

Put "[insert random word]" in message subject So i know you've read profile.

Anything else you want to know, just ask. Will fill the rest later.

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Sydney university blah blah...."

So true, lol

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I'm a virgin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF is at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My time is precious /cant meet at a drop of a hat/ no married men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I'm good thanks. Gd luck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this couple are what fabs all about............ really they sum up fab

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By *ater ratMan
over a year ago

Brynteg Anglesey, Manchester, or wherever work send me

Beautiful inside & out .

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By *ister.mrMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I/ we dont bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bellends that keep putting "Fab" if you'd do this or "Fab" if you'd do that on their photos just to get likes....

Yawn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gorgeous, when you only have a picture of your left kneecap up or will try anything. Really now, how interesting

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hi I'm Sam,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fun couple looking for fun with fun lady"

Lots of fun then yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fun couple looking for fun with fun lady"

Lots of fun then yeah? "

That’s fun cubed....intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put "orange" in your message subject so I know you've read my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gorgeous, when you only have a picture of your left kneecap up or will try anything. Really now, how interesting "
yes but what a knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook is now a publicly traded entity"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fakes and time wasters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no timewasters......... i mean much of what we do here is wasted time jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horny as fuck"
well we knew that tell us something we didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horny as fuckwell we knew that tell us something we didn't know "

That's why it's pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horny as fuckwell we knew that tell us something we didn't know

That's why it's pointless "
lol good recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In messages: what you up to.

In profiles: I'm just a normal guy.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


""Please read my profile"

That is not pointless."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants some fun

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"Your loss.

After I've politely told someone they aren't what I'm looking for. How can it be my loss? I didn't want to anyway!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime" and then they block you when you suggest to team up for a bank robbery. The nerve some people have.

But my favourite is always the "looking for exceptional males".I am exceptionally bad at flirting, sexting and actual intercourse. Exceptional, so I fit the criteria?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Will not reply without face pic...on a profile that has no pics themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put "orange" in your message subject so I know you've read my profile."

I never understood that. Even if I did put some generic word in the subject header it's not like I'm gonna jump to the front of the fucking queue because I proved I read the profile. If anything I'm just wasting more of my own time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Looking for a partner in crime" and then they block you when you suggest to team up for a bank robbery. The nerve some people have.

"

If I ever see that on a profile I tend to send a message saying they'll have to be the getaway driver because I'll be fucked if I'm croggying them.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Another vote for "you know who you are".

Trust me we don't give a fook!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fun couple looking for fun with fun lady"

Lots of fun then yeah?

That’s fun cubed....intense."

Oh, well then. I'm up for cubed fun!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Phone Sex now

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

"It's just preference" any time anyone talks about experiencing prejudice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'exceptional men only'.

Like how the fuck would you know?!

And what would you think of the guy that rated themselves as one?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I don't bite......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The Sydney university stuff!! Like some copy/paste essay is a legally binding contract ..about as effective as a chain letter on facebook

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I know If you've read my profile. I hate psychics

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By *ictor SpongeMan
over a year ago

Stokesley

'fab it if you'd fuck it'

Your pictures are great but please don't beg for fabs

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

fat lasses asking for rugby types. as if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fat lasses asking for rugby types. as if "

You don't ask, you don't get.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Looking for women

This gets on my teats - women are everywhere!

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not fussy but don't message me unless you are 6ft 5, built like a tank and got a 15 inch cock

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

A profile full of negatives. Do you expect to get any interest?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hello sexy

How do they know we are sexy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sexy

How do they know we are sexy? "
by the way you type your words

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Single women and looking to meet men

Or vice verse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will meet upto 99...

When they cba changing the age range.. Has anyone actually been on a meet with a 99 Yr old

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

Not here to meet.

I have found my forever after

Just here to chat to friends.

But maybe I might meet if I find the right person?

Like what the F is that...

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool


"Single women and looking to meet men

Or vice verse "

All of the above.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Will meet upto 99...

When they cba changing the age range.. Has anyone actually been on a meet with a 99 Yr old"

Nope

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"I don't bite...... "

Well that's a shame..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need a woman now

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